What's the Most Embarrassing Thing that could Happen During Sex

What's the Most Embarrassing Thing that could Happen During Sex

PonyPlay PonyPlay
So what would embarrass you the most while you were having sex... See the following for your choice in embarrassment.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Having explosive gas during sex
53  (48%)
Having your kids or parents walk in on you having sex
29  (26%)
Smelling hella bad down there during sex
4  (4%)
Puking on you partner during sex (From being sick or drunk)
4  (4%)
Getting caught by the cops while having sex
Can't get it up on the first date
Queefing really loud every time it goes in
1  (1%)
Having to stop go to the bathroom while having sex
1  (1%)
Burping when about to kiss someone during sex
1  (1%)
Accidentally hurting your partner during sex (like head butting them accidentally)
2  (2%)
Having super bad breath during sex
Peeing during sex
1  (1%)
Other... Please share what you think is the most embarrassing! ^_^
14  (13%)
Total votes: 110
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joja joja
Only a few of these things have ever happened to me, but I voted peeing during sex just cause that sounds pretty darn bad. Getting walked in on is actually not that bad - it's actually pretty hilarious, and MUCH more awkward for the person who saw you!
07/27/2010
fatesrelease fatesrelease
I said smelling badly. It was hard to choose between the cops and throwing up one. I've never smelled badly to my partner but I imagine if I did it would be pretty embarrassing.
07/27/2010
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Very interesting list of choices there. I realized while reading them that I love my partner. So many of those things we would both just laugh off and continue playing. But my parents coming in? I'd be mortified! We're not on the best terms with them to begin with cause they're open about their discomfort about our relationship. So I think that would be more than all of us could handle, especially because we're not very vanilla in our sex.
07/27/2010
Sir Sir
Honestly, I do not feel that any of it is embarrassing. It happens, you know? Some of it might be funny or laughable, but embarrassing? No, not really.
07/27/2010
SexyySarah SexyySarah
A lot of these have happened to me or could and I don't know if it would embarrass me, though hubby and I are roll with the punches who cares it's normal!
07/27/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
One of us dying. Can you imagine explaining that to the EMTs and the cops? Not to mention, then your partner would be dead.
07/27/2010
gone77 gone77
I think exploding gas would be the most embarrassing. However, I'm sure I would just laugh and laugh about it, which would probably put a stop to things while I regain my composure. heh
07/27/2010
Annemarie Annemarie
From experience...

Falling off of an apartment balcony (on the second floor) into your downstairs neighbor's flowers. In mid-day. Completely naked. And getting hurt.
07/27/2010
Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by Annemarie
From experience...

Falling off of an apartment balcony (on the second floor) into your downstairs neighbor's flowers. In mid-day. Completely naked. And getting hurt.
... That shocked face is not shocked enough. That must have been humiliating. Did you have to go to the emergency room? Did the neightbor take it ok?
07/27/2010
Sammi Sammi
I don't know if puking would be the most embarrassing, but it would definitely be the worst
07/27/2010
Kinky Skier Kinky Skier
it has to be gas for me, my body just relaxes a ton, might happen you never know
07/27/2010
PonyPlay PonyPlay
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I don't know if puking would be the most embarrassing, but it would definitely be the worst
My cosine had this happen to him. It was even worse though because he was totally drunk having sex in a car and the cops caught them. It was as soon as they got caught by the cops that he barfed all over his girl! The cops let them off the hook though. ^_^
07/27/2010
Envy Envy
Having gas around others embarrasses me to no end, so during sex, yeah, I'd be redder than a cooked lobster.

Parents well... I only have a dad, that would be scary, he'd throw my bf off and tell him to get out. And my bf's mom is a bible thumper, the whole "no sex until marriage" thing, she might forbid me from coming around anymore. So it's not so much embarrassment there, it's more traumatic.
07/28/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Shitting?

Never done it but I think I'd retire from sex if it ever happened it would be that mortifying.
07/29/2010
PonyPlay PonyPlay
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
Shitting?

Never done it but I think I'd retire from sex if it ever happened it would be that mortifying.
Wow that would be like beyond bad. Like especially if you had diarrhea! OMG don't even want to go there! There should be a face for totally grossed out in the emotion-cons!
07/29/2010
sandblastedskin sandblastedskin
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
Shitting?

Never done it but I think I'd retire from sex if it ever happened it would be that mortifying.
That's what my first thought was too lol. Especially if it was explosive diarrhea or something.
07/29/2010
Alura Une Alura Une
I'm pretty well-prepared for most sessions--the risk of unpleasant bodily functions is very low. Though we've been together a pretty long time, gas is still pretty embarrassing for us. If I were to pass gas, He's so nice, he wouldn't want to embarrass me more than I would be already. That would make the situation a little better. I cannot imagine how family would catch us in the act, but that would probably kill me if they did. Mild sex topics don't ever come up in my family, so that would be pretty painful for me. It would be slightly more tolerable if it was one of a few of his family members, but still pretty bad.
07/31/2010
SydVicious SydVicious
I think explosive gas would be terrible! A small toot is no big deal, but explosive... that sounds seriously embarrassing.
08/22/2010
Not here Not here
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
Shitting?

Never done it but I think I'd retire from sex if it ever happened it would be that mortifying.
I gotta agree here! That would be the most disgusting, horrifying thing I could think of. And I would give up on sex too!
08/22/2010
Hannah Savage Hannah Savage
I think explosive gas in any situation where you are not completely alone is horrifying. And it always happens when you're not alone.
09/21/2010
Muddog7998 Muddog7998
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
Shitting?

Never done it but I think I'd retire from sex if it ever happened it would be that mortifying.
Over in... *think think think...* ok, nobody get offended if I got this wrong, but I wanna say France, there are actually people who will let you try to shit on them. You give them a certain amount of money, and they do everything they can to keep you from taking a crap. If you do crap on 'em, you get your money back. If not, then they keep the money (I think there is a time limit, but I don't remember...).

I had to choose other because the most embarrassing thing for me was a combination of, and a few extra of these. At the time, my wife and I were just dating, and I think we had just passed our 3 month. We were in our junior year in high school, and I would walk over to her house in the morning at about 7-7:15. We would mess around, and then get ready for school at 8 in order to leave by 8:20. One morning, we were doing the deed, and one of her cats decided to jump off the t.v. that was 4-5 feet away, claws extended, and latch onto my ass. It scared me half to death, made me thrust forward (which also pushed her forward, causing her head to hit the headboard), me to fart (very loudly, and it was a very painful fart), and then her mom rushed in to see what was wrong... (her mom didn't hear me come over that morning so she didn't know I was there... she rushed into the room as a cat was latched on my ass and I was still inside my wife...)

That was my most embarrassing experience...
09/21/2010
Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
Shitting?

Never done it but I think I'd retire from sex if it ever happened it would be that mortifying.
I agree. Definitely the worst option.
09/21/2010
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Muddog7998
Over in... *think think think...* ok, nobody get offended if I got this wrong, but I wanna say France, there are actually people who will let you try to shit on them. You give them a certain amount of money, and they do everything they can to keep ...
Woooow that's an impressively embarassing story! I definitely have nothing to match! Hopefully at this point it's been long enough to laugh about though.
09/21/2010
softkkisses softkkisses
Gas it would have to be that for me..
09/27/2010
pinkzombie pinkzombie
Quote:
Originally posted by PonyPlay
So what would embarrass you the most while you were having sex... See the following for your choice in embarrassment.
I havent had anything happen too bad yet lol, and hopefully not anytime soon!
11/20/2010
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
Shitting?

Never done it but I think I'd retire from sex if it ever happened it would be that mortifying.
I know somebody that this happened to. She had a stomach flu... dont ask me WHY they were fucking while she had a stomach flu, but she was on top and it was pure liquid. ugh. I think I would probably prepare with an enema before I had sex after that. It would take me a while even then.

And certainly no more sick sex.
11/20/2010
Bunnycups Bunnycups
Quote:
Originally posted by Muddog7998
Over in... *think think think...* ok, nobody get offended if I got this wrong, but I wanna say France, there are actually people who will let you try to shit on them. You give them a certain amount of money, and they do everything they can to keep ...
That is terribly embarrassing. I'm sorry, but this literally made me laugh out loud, it's like something from a move. It could have been a deleted scene from Meet the Parents. The best thing about embarrassing stories is being able to look back on them and laugh.
11/20/2010
Bunnycups Bunnycups
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Very interesting list of choices there. I realized while reading them that I love my partner. So many of those things we would both just laugh off and continue playing. But my parents coming in? I'd be mortified! We're not on the best terms ...
Awwwww, what a wonderful realization!
11/20/2010
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Bunnycups
That is terribly embarrassing. I'm sorry, but this literally made me laugh out loud, it's like something from a move. It could have been a deleted scene from Meet the Parents. The best thing about embarrassing stories is being able to look ...
This is actually a very popular type of porn in germany (among other places). Its generally called scat porn. Deriving sexual pleasure from fecies is called scatophilia.
11/20/2010
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