1. You can't get Pregnant if you stand on your head after sex.

2. Mountain Dew kills your sperm count.

3. Skoal and Copenhagen make pregnacy impossible.

Can't speak for the first one, the second and third don't work, I was pissed! lol

Haha, no way. I'd never heard that one. Seems like a guaranteed way to get a major infection. Yuck! I guess this is a throw back to the days when women used honey drenched sponges to prevent pregnancy.

Skoal and Copenhagen make pregnancy impossible. If that were true, there would be no children South of the Mason-Dixon line.

I could go into the entire "Ecological Breastfeeding" thing... y'all probably don't want me to, though.

Here's a link about Ecological Breastfeeding.

Basically, if the ONLY thing the baby gets is human milk directly from the mother, if the baby is waking up at least once or twice during the night and nursing, if the mother has not started menstruating yet, and if the baby is under 6 months or so, Ecological Breastfeeding will work. BUT, few people actually breastfeed this way (unless you're a Lactation Consultant or in La Leche League or live in a 3rd World Country) Most women supplement, that eliminates EB, most women try to "make" babies sleep "through the night" that eliminates EB, most give babies solid foods WAY before the recommended six months (YES, cereal in a bottle counts big time, as does breast milk in a bottle) these things all circumvent the natural protective effects of Ecological Breastfeeding.

I went a year, not using birth control after the birth of my last two babies, and despite being very fertile, didn't get pregnant, due to using Ecological Breastfeeding. (I did supplement with my first one, so we used BC, but not consistently, and as we only used supplements occasionally the first few months, I still got the protective power of Ecological Breastfeeding, until I menstruated.) As soon as I got that first period, I considered myself fertile, which I was. I got pregnant the FIRST month I menstruated with my first baby, and we had not been as careful as we should have been before I menstruated. It IS a form of BC that works similarly to Plan B. (Things La Leche League won't tell you. Breastfeeding actually not only postpones ovulation but makes the uterus hostile to implantation, just like the Morning After Pill.)

Hey, hey! Careful now.

Maybe it depends where the Skoal and Copenhagen are?

There was always the stupid sex myths about getting pregnant...
"You don't get pregnant if your legs are in the air"
"You can't get pregnant if the girl is on top"

stupid shit like that.

*snort* Again with the making me spit my drink, P'Gell.

haha the toe nail thing is awesome

That is the one I was going to post.

That final one comes from a little bit of fact. After pregnancy the female body won't start it's cycle again unless the diet get to be up over 1000 calories. In some societies food is not abundent and a woman eating less then 1000 calories per day would often happen afer delivery, and therefore could not get pregnant while breast feeding. But this is a historical myth that is pretty much usless in modern society.

Definitely heard this AND saw it on tv.

The breast-feeding has all kinds of exceptions, but it can also be true if several requirements are met. Too complicated to just test it out though!

Why would anyone find it sexy to cover your genitals in saran wrap to start with? lol. Please hold while I find my saran wrap? LOL!

LOL!