I don't have the ability to do this, but if I did I would at least try!
Would You If You Could? Can You?!
07/08/2012
I would if I could.
I'll just stick to my nipples.
I'll just stick to my nipples.
07/08/2012
neverrr
07/10/2012
I could imagine *some* men being able to, but women??? Even at my most flexible I wouldn't have even come close.
07/10/2012
The Hedgehog!
07/10/2012
Of course I would...who wouldn't?
07/13/2012
Definitely would if I could!
07/13/2012
That sounds like too much work. I can barely touch my toes.
07/26/2012
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same here
Originally posted by
Sammi
My tongue is nowhere near long enough.
07/26/2012
I can't, but yes, I definitely would if I could. No different than masturbating with your hand or a toy, in my opinion.
08/01/2012
I really wish I could do this. I'm pretty flexible, but I have lower back problems that arise when I try to stretch it far enough. I guess with enough work I can get there!
08/08/2012
I've actually had exceptionally vivid dreams where I did this to myself. No dice in real life, though.
08/08/2012
I'm about four inches away from being able to
08/17/2012
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lol'd
Originally posted by
El-Jaro
Twice as a teen I almost got it. I got a couple licks in before I about broke my neck.
There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
08/18/2012
That's what I have the hubby for!
08/27/2012
Nipples I can, but not my own vagina. And I find vaginas gross so I can't guarantee I would if I could.
08/27/2012
I would if I could, at least to try it out.
08/27/2012
I can't and I wouldn't even if I could.
08/27/2012
When I cammed, I would have dudes ask me if I wanted to see them do it...Not for free buddy...I told them for the proper price...no takers. Jeeeeze...I'm the one working here dude...I didn't sign on to sit there and waste time looking a dudes who aren't paying me! I kinda wish I had said yes once though, just to see if the guy could really do it. It happened mostly on MFC...
09/03/2012
I have heard it is less like getting a BJ, and more like sucking your own dick. Kinda like how you cannot tickle yourself
09/03/2012
I can't do it and even if I could, probably would not.
09/08/2012
I can't and I wouldn't because of body dysphoric reasons, but my partner can at least get his tip in his mouth. It's super hot!
09/24/2012
I can't and probably wouldn't if I could... Just doesn't seem like enough pleasure to put up with the pain.
09/24/2012
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Even if I could, I'm not sure that I would.
Originally posted by
Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some
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I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some men in this world who can, I doubt very many women can. I even know a few contortionists who have tried and failed...
So here's the question... First of all, are you one of the rare few who can (lucky ducks)? For the rest of us... would you if you could? less
So here's the question... First of all, are you one of the rare few who can (lucky ducks)? For the rest of us... would you if you could? less
09/26/2012
I used to be able to when I was a little younger, and my girlfriend can do it! It's crazy how flexible she is!
10/11/2012
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LOL that's great!
Originally posted by
Andromeda
Personally... you bet your ass I would. But not often. Only in those "oh-my-god-if-I-don't- get-eaten-out-now-I-ma y-spontaneously-combus t" moments. It's an ability that would've probably prevented a few very silly choices. *facepalm*
10/11/2012
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Good reason to learn Yoga, Ehh?
Originally posted by
El-Jaro
I know it was a joke in one of the Scary Movies (2?)
10/11/2012
Ii would if I could! Hell yes but, sadly, I can't
10/11/2012
Not sure I would even if I could
10/11/2012
lol no i wish
10/11/2012