When reading F/F erotica, how do you feel about a vagina being referred to as a, "cavernous hole?"

Contributor: altheasmarnella altheasmarnella
I'm an erotica writer and have had polarized responses to this phrase when I teasingly use it at the bar, lol
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I'm crazy for spelunking!!!
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ick, that sounds "rode hard and put up wet!"
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not a turn on or a turn off
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Total votes: 72 (69 voters)
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Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
It is mild then some stuff they use these days. I don't see anything wrong with it.
03/06/2013
Contributor: kandy anjel kandy anjel
Quote:
Originally posted by altheasmarnella
I'm an erotica writer and have had polarized responses to this phrase when I teasingly use it at the bar, lol
that sounds rude
03/06/2013
Contributor: VioletMoonstone VioletMoonstone
That description makes it sound huge... and full of bats. lol. I don't like it.
03/06/2013
Contributor: rihanne rihanne
Quote:
Originally posted by altheasmarnella
I'm an erotica writer and have had polarized responses to this phrase when I teasingly use it at the bar, lol
sounds odd.
03/06/2013
Contributor: hillys hillys
I love caving haha we make sexual jokes all the time so we're kinda cool with that.
03/06/2013
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I don't think it sounds sexy but that's me.
03/07/2013
Contributor: Silverwinds Silverwinds
It almost sounds like an insult... Like, "Ay bitch! You call that cavernous hole a vagina?" or something lol.
03/07/2013
Contributor: spiced spiced
Well, it's amusing - and I'm all for spelunking (lol), but it's not exactly a turn-on to me!
03/07/2013
Contributor: altheasmarnella altheasmarnella
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Originally posted by hillys
I love caving haha we make sexual jokes all the time so we're kinda cool with that.
ahahahaha, nice
03/07/2013
Contributor: altheasmarnella altheasmarnella
well, it's a joke me and my friends have and it's so funny how many women actually really like the terminology...none of the men like it at all
03/07/2013
Contributor: Hazeleyes2012 Hazeleyes2012
I'd laugh it definately an ice breaker!
03/07/2013
Contributor: LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
It makes me cringe lol
03/08/2013
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Not very romantic or sexy, but it certainly does grab attention.
03/08/2013
Contributor: altheasmarnella altheasmarnella
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Originally posted by LikeSunshineDust
It makes me cringe lol
haha...awww
03/08/2013
Contributor: altheasmarnella altheasmarnella
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Not very romantic or sexy, but it certainly does grab attention.
so long as...lol
03/08/2013
Contributor: alexjewels alexjewels
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Originally posted by altheasmarnella
so long as...lol
how is that even appealing...
03/11/2013
Contributor: CutiePatootie CutiePatootie
Ick, that's not how I feel about it at all. If I came upon a cavernous hole I'd probably turn tail. (sorry!)
03/12/2013
Contributor: FlightyBroad FlightyBroad
Ah geez no I really don't like this turn of phrase and would probably laugh if I read it during a sex scene!!
03/14/2013
Contributor: LeeBee LeeBee
Most slang for vaginas in erotic are hilarious to me, this included.
03/14/2013
Contributor: null null
Ew. I'm okay with wide open vaginas being described, but that just sounds gross, funny at best.
03/14/2013
Contributor: katat katat
No. just no
03/25/2013
Contributor: Leather & Lace Leather & Lace
Not for me..
03/25/2013
Contributor: bratcat bratcat
Honestly, if i we're to read or hear that in a sentence i would have a good long laugh. It does nothing sexually for me - not sexy at all.
03/26/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
Quote:
Originally posted by altheasmarnella
I'm an erotica writer and have had polarized responses to this phrase when I teasingly use it at the bar, lol
I can't say that I've ever read F/F erotica, but I really don't find that phrase to be appealing in the least, so I thought that I'd put in my two cents. I feel like it's one of those ridiculous euphemisms that can't possibly be taken seriously.
03/26/2013
Contributor: DreezzyyBabyy DreezzyyBabyy
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Originally posted by VioletMoonstone
That description makes it sound huge... and full of bats. lol. I don't like it.
Exactly.
04/01/2013
Contributor: QoI QoI
If the piece of writing is meant to be satire or sarcastic, then I'm okay with it... but I find a lot of sexual metaphors and the like just way too over the top. Vagina's are hardly cavernous, they're only a few inches deep. I don't know. I tend to prefer the correct words for things rather than a work that's full of purple prose.
04/02/2013
Contributor: JDear JDear
That makes me laugh and feel like vomiting a little...
04/08/2013
Contributor: J Peach J Peach
When I think "cavernous hole," I think "deep, dark, cold, damp, but mostly big." It's a turn off.
04/08/2013
Contributor: Ayogirl230 Ayogirl230
LMAO ridic question...but hey, i'll answer it I would be mildly offended...
04/19/2013