What would you name your gay bar?

Contributor: Mia.The.Wonder.Slut Mia.The.Wonder.Slut
A friend of mine and I joked about opening our own gay bar since there is not one within an hour radius of our town. The best was trying to come up with a witty name. What would you name your bar if you could own one?
04/10/2012
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Contributor: vanilla&chocolate vanilla&chocolate
What's Your Fantasy?
04/10/2012
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Creme.
04/11/2012
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Totally joking here, please keep in mind marketing:

Lesbian Bar - "El-Jaro's Pink Tacos"
A combination bar/tex-mex restaurant for after-bar food.

Gay Bar - "Average Joe's"
A place more oriented towards str8 acting gay/bi guys.
04/11/2012
Contributor: Voir Voir
I'd go for something extremely misleading to see how many unsuspecting people would come in and then yeah...
but I'm awful at titles and such so I have nothing to contribute x_x

JR's suggestions are extremely funny though 8)
04/11/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
The Man Hole. (Although, there is probably a "Man Hole" in every halfway decent sized city in the country.)

Slippery's.

And of course the quintessential lesbian bar, Sappho's. Or maybe something whimsical like "Finger in the Dyke." (Hans Christian Anderson, y'all.)

I'll have to get more imaginative.
04/11/2012
Contributor: TransMarc TransMarc
Leader of the Pack.
I don't know why.
Why not: "The Un-Stray Height"? (it makes sense in my head.)
04/11/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
Miss Kitty's.

Da Bears.
04/11/2012
Contributor: mlmac mlmac
The Rainbow Tavern
04/11/2012
Contributor: sunkissedJess sunkissedJess
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
Miss Kitty's.

Da Bears.
Da Bears would be a great place to watch a Bears football game. Just saying
04/11/2012
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
The Hole in the Wall
04/11/2012
Contributor: TheParrishism TheParrishism
I think I would go for something subtle yet intelligent. Like Phallus.
04/11/2012
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Quote:
Originally posted by TheParrishism
I think I would go for something subtle yet intelligent. Like Phallus.
How is "phallus" subtle?
04/11/2012
Contributor: Voir Voir
Perfect name B|

The White Swallow

-now back to watching Weeds-
04/12/2012
Contributor: lukymami lukymami
Somewhere over the rainbow
04/13/2012
Contributor: SubmissiveFeminist SubmissiveFeminist
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
The Hole in the Wall
Rofl. I sense illegal things would be going on in this bar's bathrooms. xD
04/14/2012
Contributor: Dreaus Dreaus
Gay bar - "the hole in one"
Lesbian bar - "the lickalotapus"
04/14/2012
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Roman

or maybe Fist.
04/14/2012
Contributor: TheParrishism TheParrishism
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
How is "phallus" subtle?
Exactly.
04/17/2012
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
Roman

or maybe Fist.
I'd go with Fist
04/17/2012
Contributor: BabyCheeks BabyCheeks
Lollipop...
04/17/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
For the longest time, I thought one bar was a gay bar just because of the name, but it totally isn't one (js knows what I'm talking about).

It's name? The Rainbow.

Anyways, for pure subtly, I'd chose The Ganymede.
04/17/2012
Contributor: TheCleansing TheCleansing
The Manhole?
04/17/2012
Contributor: ginainohio ginainohio
G's spot
06/02/2012
Contributor: x203 x203
Eh. Maybe the glory hole or the coochy kingdom (hahahahah). Theres an actual place in nyc called the cubby hole my friend is dying to go to
08/09/2012
Contributor: aluminummm aluminummm
First Lezbyterian Church of whatever city you're in.
08/09/2012
Contributor: Ganconagh Ganconagh
The Cockpit
08/09/2012
Contributor: LeeBee LeeBee
The Beard. Shakespeare was a genius.
08/17/2012
Contributor: nori nori
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Originally posted by LeeBee
The Beard. Shakespeare was a genius.
THIS
08/17/2012
Contributor: DarthTaco DarthTaco
Considering that I actually intend to go into this line of work, you'd think I would've thought of some names XP. Alas, I'm still some time away from opening my own bar so I've put off thinking of names. I do have one though that I'd never actually use (mostly because I can't get away with it ;_;!)

The Clam Bake
08/18/2012