A friend of mine and I joked about opening our own gay bar since there is not one within an hour radius of our town. The best was trying to come up with a witty name. What would you name your bar if you could own one?
What would you name your gay bar?
04/10/2012
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What's Your Fantasy?
04/10/2012
Creme.
04/11/2012
Totally joking here, please keep in mind marketing:
Lesbian Bar - "El-Jaro's Pink Tacos"
A combination bar/tex-mex restaurant for after-bar food.
Gay Bar - "Average Joe's"
A place more oriented towards str8 acting gay/bi guys.
Lesbian Bar - "El-Jaro's Pink Tacos"
A combination bar/tex-mex restaurant for after-bar food.
Gay Bar - "Average Joe's"
A place more oriented towards str8 acting gay/bi guys.
04/11/2012
I'd go for something extremely misleading to see how many unsuspecting people would come in and then yeah...
but I'm awful at titles and such so I have nothing to contribute x_x
JR's suggestions are extremely funny though 8)
but I'm awful at titles and such so I have nothing to contribute x_x
JR's suggestions are extremely funny though 8)
04/11/2012
The Man Hole. (Although, there is probably a "Man Hole" in every halfway decent sized city in the country.)
Slippery's.
And of course the quintessential lesbian bar, Sappho's. Or maybe something whimsical like "Finger in the Dyke." (Hans Christian Anderson, y'all.)
I'll have to get more imaginative.
Slippery's.
And of course the quintessential lesbian bar, Sappho's. Or maybe something whimsical like "Finger in the Dyke." (Hans Christian Anderson, y'all.)
I'll have to get more imaginative.
04/11/2012
Leader of the Pack.
I don't know why.
Why not: "The Un-Stray Height"? (it makes sense in my head.)
I don't know why.
Why not: "The Un-Stray Height"? (it makes sense in my head.)
04/11/2012
Miss Kitty's.
Da Bears.
Da Bears.
04/11/2012
The Rainbow Tavern
04/11/2012
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Da Bears would be a great place to watch a Bears football game. Just saying
Originally posted by
js250
Miss Kitty's.
Da Bears.
Da Bears.
04/11/2012
The Hole in the Wall
04/11/2012
I think I would go for something subtle yet intelligent. Like Phallus.
04/11/2012
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How is "phallus" subtle?
Originally posted by
TheParrishism
I think I would go for something subtle yet intelligent. Like Phallus.
04/11/2012
Perfect name B|
The White Swallow
-now back to watching Weeds-
The White Swallow
-now back to watching Weeds-
04/12/2012
Somewhere over the rainbow
04/13/2012
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Rofl. I sense illegal things would be going on in this bar's bathrooms. xD
Originally posted by
Kindred
The Hole in the Wall
04/14/2012
Gay bar - "the hole in one"
Lesbian bar - "the lickalotapus"
Lesbian bar - "the lickalotapus"
04/14/2012
Roman
or maybe Fist.
or maybe Fist.
04/14/2012
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Exactly.
Originally posted by
Ghost
How is "phallus" subtle?
04/17/2012
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I'd go with Fist
Originally posted by
DeliciousSurprise
Roman
or maybe Fist.
or maybe Fist.
04/17/2012
Lollipop...
04/17/2012
For the longest time, I thought one bar was a gay bar just because of the name, but it totally isn't one (js knows what I'm talking about).
It's name? The Rainbow.
Anyways, for pure subtly, I'd chose The Ganymede.
It's name? The Rainbow.
Anyways, for pure subtly, I'd chose The Ganymede.
04/17/2012
The Manhole?
04/17/2012
G's spot
06/02/2012
Eh. Maybe the glory hole or the coochy kingdom (hahahahah). Theres an actual place in nyc called the cubby hole my friend is dying to go to
08/09/2012
First Lezbyterian Church of whatever city you're in.
08/09/2012
The Cockpit
08/09/2012
The Beard. Shakespeare was a genius.
08/17/2012
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THIS
Originally posted by
LeeBee
The Beard. Shakespeare was a genius.
08/17/2012
Considering that I actually intend to go into this line of work, you'd think I would've thought of some names XP. Alas, I'm still some time away from opening my own bar so I've put off thinking of names. I do have one though that I'd never actually use (mostly because I can't get away with it ;_;!)
The Clam Bake
The Clam Bake
08/18/2012
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