What would you name your gay bar?

What would you name your gay bar?

Mia.The.Wonder.Slut Mia.The.Wonder.Slut
A friend of mine and I joked about opening our own gay bar since there is not one within an hour radius of our town. The best was trying to come up with a witty name. What would you name your bar if you could own one?
04/10/2012
  • Get 3 Toys For 60% Off
  • Save 85% On Selected Items. Limited Quantity
  • Save 70% On Selected Items. Limited Quantity
  • Sexy Treats For Her! Gorgeous Gift Set For $60
  • The Complete Lovers Kit! Expert Couples Gift Set For $60
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
All promotions
vanilla&chocolate vanilla&chocolate
What's Your Fantasy?
04/10/2012
Ghost Ghost
Creme.
04/11/2012
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Totally joking here, please keep in mind marketing:

Lesbian Bar - "El-Jaro's Pink Tacos"
A combination bar/tex-mex restaurant for after-bar food.

Gay Bar - "Average Joe's"
A place more oriented towards str8 acting gay/bi guys.
04/11/2012
Voir Voir
I'd go for something extremely misleading to see how many unsuspecting people would come in and then yeah...
but I'm awful at titles and such so I have nothing to contribute x_x

JR's suggestions are extremely funny though 8)
04/11/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
The Man Hole. (Although, there is probably a "Man Hole" in every halfway decent sized city in the country.)

Slippery's.

And of course the quintessential lesbian bar, Sappho's. Or maybe something whimsical like "Finger in the Dyke." (Hans Christian Anderson, y'all.)

I'll have to get more imaginative.
04/11/2012
TransMarc TransMarc
Leader of the Pack.
I don't know why.
Why not: "The Un-Stray Height"? (it makes sense in my head.)
04/11/2012
js250 js250
Miss Kitty's.

Da Bears.
04/11/2012
mlmac mlmac
The Rainbow Tavern
04/11/2012
sunkissedJess sunkissedJess
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
Miss Kitty's.

Da Bears.
Da Bears would be a great place to watch a Bears football game. Just saying
04/11/2012
Kindred Kindred
The Hole in the Wall
04/11/2012
TheParrishism TheParrishism
I think I would go for something subtle yet intelligent. Like Phallus.
04/11/2012
Ghost Ghost
Quote:
Originally posted by TheParrishism
I think I would go for something subtle yet intelligent. Like Phallus.
How is "phallus" subtle?
04/11/2012
Voir Voir
Perfect name B|

The White Swallow

-now back to watching Weeds-
04/12/2012
lukymami lukymami
Somewhere over the rainbow
04/13/2012
SubmissiveFeminist SubmissiveFeminist
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
The Hole in the Wall
Rofl. I sense illegal things would be going on in this bar's bathrooms. xD
04/14/2012
Dreaus Dreaus
Gay bar - "the hole in one"
Lesbian bar - "the lickalotapus"
04/14/2012
DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Roman

or maybe Fist.
04/14/2012
TheParrishism TheParrishism
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
How is "phallus" subtle?
Exactly.
04/17/2012
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
Roman

or maybe Fist.
I'd go with Fist
04/17/2012
BabyCheeks BabyCheeks
Lollipop...
04/17/2012
Chilipepper Chilipepper
For the longest time, I thought one bar was a gay bar just because of the name, but it totally isn't one (js knows what I'm talking about).

It's name? The Rainbow.

Anyways, for pure subtly, I'd chose The Ganymede.
04/17/2012
TheCleansing TheCleansing
The Manhole?
04/17/2012
ginainohio ginainohio
G's spot
06/02/2012
x203 x203
Eh. Maybe the glory hole or the coochy kingdom (hahahahah). Theres an actual place in nyc called the cubby hole my friend is dying to go to
08/09/2012
aluminummm aluminummm
First Lezbyterian Church of whatever city you're in.
08/09/2012
Ganconagh Ganconagh
The Cockpit
08/09/2012
LeeBee LeeBee
The Beard. Shakespeare was a genius.
08/17/2012
nori nori
Quote:
Originally posted by LeeBee
The Beard. Shakespeare was a genius.
THIS
08/17/2012
DarthTaco DarthTaco
Considering that I actually intend to go into this line of work, you'd think I would've thought of some names XP. Alas, I'm still some time away from opening my own bar so I've put off thinking of names. I do have one though that I'd never actually use (mostly because I can't get away with it ;_;!)

The Clam Bake
08/18/2012
  • 1
  • 2
Total posts: 35
Unique posters: 32