Beer Bottle Dildo - It is darn good!
Pros: There's always one around somewhere. It's a beer.
Cons: Sometimes my husband takes forever to finish his beer so I have to wait to get it
I luv the Beer Bottle dildo. It is so good. It is made of glass and comes in three colors. Clear. Green. And brown. My husband only gets brown beer bottles so I go outside to find one he does not get. If I find a clear or green one it is like I am with another man's beer bottle. I feel so dirty and good.
How do you use it? Well it is a beer bottle, so you shud use the bottom part because you never know where someones mouth has been. I lick my palm and wipe off the bottom because it can get dog hair on it. My husband has a beer with the dogs when he gets home from work. Sometimes he has two. Then it is a really special night. After two beers he goes to sleep. Then I get to have fun with the beer bottle.
Yall talk about temperchur play on here so here is how you do it with the beer bottle. If you use it before you drink it, it is cold. If you use it after, it is not so cold.
How big is the Beer Bottle Dildo? It is about as big as a beer bottle. It is wider at the bottom than it is at the top.
Did you know you can turn the beer bottle into a vibrate toy? I put my cell phone up to the bottle and I wait for it to ring. Sometimes it takes a while. When it rings the bottle goes buzz buzz and then I say O LORDY THATS NICE but then I have to answer the phone. It is always Mama. She furgits she has her glasses on her head.
I dont know why I would clean the beer bottle dildo. I can just get another one when my husband gets home the next day.
I like the beer bottle dildo and you shud get one and try it.
*This product was got for free from her husband. This revu is in effteesee gide lines.
