Use
OK I'm always careful with my toys. I'm always the one that says, it could get lost in you, don't do this don't do that. But this time, I'm the one with the embarrassment. Sigh, how could this happen? I'm such a good girl? I do everything right!
I ordered the Huge Beggar Cock from Hung Homeless Men. You know, the company that makes those super realistic dildos and vibes molded from the men they find wandering the streets? When it arrived, I couldn't wait to try it. I ripped it out of the box, tore it out of the newspaper wrapping and there it was, erect in all it's glory. Eight inches of solid silicone molded to some guy on the street himself. Awwwww. Pure bliss. Then, wouldn't you know it, the doorbell range. Grumbling to myself I went to the door and left my prize sitting on my bed. When I got back, it was gone! I mean, where can a piece of pleasure that large go? My dog!
I hate to admit this, but unlike my homework excuses in school, my dog really did eat this one. What can I say, the only thing left was a little chewed on bit of pleasure.
OK, so let's get down to how this thing worked for me. Well, the Huge Beggar Cock makes a good chew toy but it really doesn't last long. The material is silicone and smells like dog breath. Now, on the scrap of dildo left there is just enough for clit stimulation. Little nubs from tooth marks create a nice texture. Cleanup is a snap, throw it away! Very discreet, no one will know what it is or what it was. Perfect for those out there who love em and send em away.
Experience
Now for the embarrassing part. The next day, my poor dog had a stomach ache. I took him to the vet and they said his colon was obstructed. It was surgery for Mr. Nibbles. After surgery the vet came out looking a little confused. He showed me what my dog had eaten and low and behold the head of the toy had been intact and even had the signature stamp as clear as a bell "Homeless Cock Collection!" I felt like dieing right there I was so embarrassed. I took Mr. Nibbles and payed the bill, hoping to never see that vet again.
I suppose this would be a good choice for a toy. I never got to use it in it's glory but it looked nice. Not good for dogs though. The vet bill was over $700.00 so if you're on a budget and a dog owner, keep this in mind. Also, apparently, Hung Homeless Men also make Wet Homeless Pussies because the vet called me the next day asking me out on a date. He was intrigued that we liked the same brand of sex toys.
Pros
100% silicone, life like.
Cons
Dogs love it, huge vet bill, embarrassment
Summary
If you want something huge and lifelike the Huge Beggar Cock is for you. Beware though, dogs love it and will run off with it leading to potentially embarrassing moments.
Stars, None it costs more than it's worth.
OK I'm always careful with my toys. I'm always the one that says, it could get lost in you, don't do this don't do that. But this time, I'm the one with the embarrassment. Sigh, how could this happen? I'm such a good girl? I do everything right!
I ordered the Huge Beggar Cock from Hung Homeless Men. You know, the company that makes those super realistic dildos and vibes molded from the men they find wandering the streets? When it arrived, I couldn't wait to try it. I ripped it out of the box, tore it out of the newspaper wrapping and there it was, erect in all it's glory. Eight inches of solid silicone molded to some guy on the street himself. Awwwww. Pure bliss. Then, wouldn't you know it, the doorbell range. Grumbling to myself I went to the door and left my prize sitting on my bed. When I got back, it was gone! I mean, where can a piece of pleasure that large go? My dog!
I hate to admit this, but unlike my homework excuses in school, my dog really did eat this one. What can I say, the only thing left was a little chewed on bit of pleasure.
OK, so let's get down to how this thing worked for me. Well, the Huge Beggar Cock makes a good chew toy but it really doesn't last long. The material is silicone and smells like dog breath. Now, on the scrap of dildo left there is just enough for clit stimulation. Little nubs from tooth marks create a nice texture. Cleanup is a snap, throw it away! Very discreet, no one will know what it is or what it was. Perfect for those out there who love em and send em away.
Experience
Now for the embarrassing part. The next day, my poor dog had a stomach ache. I took him to the vet and they said his colon was obstructed. It was surgery for Mr. Nibbles. After surgery the vet came out looking a little confused. He showed me what my dog had eaten and low and behold the head of the toy had been intact and even had the signature stamp as clear as a bell "Homeless Cock Collection!" I felt like dieing right there I was so embarrassed. I took Mr. Nibbles and payed the bill, hoping to never see that vet again.
I suppose this would be a good choice for a toy. I never got to use it in it's glory but it looked nice. Not good for dogs though. The vet bill was over $700.00 so if you're on a budget and a dog owner, keep this in mind. Also, apparently, Hung Homeless Men also make Wet Homeless Pussies because the vet called me the next day asking me out on a date. He was intrigued that we liked the same brand of sex toys.
Pros
100% silicone, life like.
Cons
Dogs love it, huge vet bill, embarrassment
Summary
If you want something huge and lifelike the Huge Beggar Cock is for you. Beware though, dogs love it and will run off with it leading to potentially embarrassing moments.
Stars, None it costs more than it's worth.
