so what this review about? this new knife and fork set i got in the mail, thas what! it is theeee best thang ever, dont u kno? made of material, so it can be sterilized, and its got all those pointy edger things on it, good for knive and fork play

so when i got it in the mail, i was all like, "ooMMMMGGGG, MY KNEW NIFE AND FORK SET!" i was sooo excited, my junk got so hard jus thinkin bout it. u ladies know how i am when i get nice, big fork and knive set in da mail, jus makes me so horny. yeah.....lol

ya, anyway, how do u use these things? u kiddin me, rite? u dont know how to use a knife and fork set? well, heres what u got to do: u go make urself a nice, big, huge steak, and you eat it with the knife and fork set, real nice and slow (thas what I did, anyways - but u can eat whatever u want, pork, chicken, veggie stuff for those veggies out there). when u finished eating ur steak or whatever u ate, then u take the knive and fork set to ur lady.

thas rite. take them to ur lady. u say to her, "yo, bitch, how do u like my new knife and fork set?" and she say, "ohh, john, i luv ur new knife and fork set! reminds me of the time when.." (thas when u smack ur lady, 'cause they get all mushy and stuff when u bring out a new set ur going to use on them). then u say, "i gonna use this on u, woman, u like that?"

my lady luved it, she did. i slid the knife into her trouser's and she luved it, she was all screaming and shit. thas a pure sign that she likin what u doin. i said, "shh, baby, is aiight. calm down, i know u like dat." we did some knife play, too, on her back a bit. i made sum nice designs, like little flowers and shit, u kno, the works.

get ur own knife and fork set for just under ten dollars! come on now, u cant go wrong! u know u want to have UR lady screamin!



thas my gurl after i dun with her. dont she jus look beautiful an sweet?