In a war of supernatural who would win?

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In a war of supernatural who would win?

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Contributor: phunkyphreak phunkyphreak
Okay lets say all hell breaks loose and everything supernatural is out. What or who would win?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Zombies
GeekWife , Cream in the Cupcake , ❦Angel Of Music❦ , jfree , girl next door , Lio , Illusional , Bunnycups , MissBre , EvaChangeN , LennaKieran , phunkyphreak , LaSchwartz , Apirka
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Vampires
Ansley , ColorSplash , Crash , sasweetheart89 , Lummox , moonch1ld , Pleasure Piratess , potstickers , namelesschaos , darthkitt3n , Elias McLovin , That Guy , Emma (Girl With Fire) , Valentinka , CassandraL , sixfootsex , the other jo , Taylor Von , Penguin , wetone123 , C4ss , SaucyMan , yw2 , *HisMrs* , BadassFatass , dv8 , Ashley:) , wrmbreze , eeep , Stagger13 , Horny & Holy , Daddy , Apirka , Destri , HugsAndBites , Curiouscat , RavenWings
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Werewolves
Pleasure Piratess , freshbananas , Elias McLovin , EvaChangeN , ~LaUr3n~ , Daniel & Brittany , REDRUM , Keegski , sexygoddess , Errant Venture , Ninja Bunny , wrmbreze , HugsAndBites , Curiouscat
14
Mummies
Other
BBW Talks Toys , Yoda , Lady Marmelade , DeliciousSurprise , bobowaxer , El-Jaro , Woman China , Linga , Splendwhore , Hallmar82 , RonLee , racoons , KrystalFayeO , slynch , Chilipepper , Karakaten , T&A1987 , mmike , Stinkytofu10 , Anjulie , Missmarc , RavenWings
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Total votes: 87 (79 voters)
Poll is closed
03/13/2011
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Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
This is the silliest poll. I love it!

I say witches (What can I say? I'm both a Buffy (Willow) and Charmed fan!). I say that because they'll have a spell or potion to stop all of these things.
03/13/2011
Contributor: GeekWife GeekWife
Zombies... but only the fast moving ones. Not those old 50's slow zombies. I'm talking the ones in Dead Rising. The ones you need a chainsaw and a lawn mower to fend off.
03/13/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I like BBW's suggestion of witches, but I think vampires would have it down to a science. They can easily go underground for long periods of time. The psychic ability gives even more advantage.
03/13/2011
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
Vampires. Well, as long as they aren't the lame vampires from Twilight.
03/13/2011
Contributor: ColorSplash ColorSplash
Vampires all the way!
03/13/2011
Contributor: Cream in the Cupcake Cream in the Cupcake
Zombies...Fuck YeAH!
03/13/2011
Contributor: Cream in the Cupcake Cream in the Cupcake
Quote:
Originally posted by GeekWife
Zombies... but only the fast moving ones. Not those old 50's slow zombies. I'm talking the ones in Dead Rising. The ones you need a chainsaw and a lawn mower to fend off.
Im not alone!
03/13/2011
Contributor: Yoda Yoda
Charlie Sheen would kick ass.
03/13/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by Yoda
Charlie Sheen would kick ass.
He's definitely possessed by something supernatural... I haven't been watching/listening personally, but from what I've gathered, he's jumped off the deep end into an empty ravine
03/13/2011
Contributor: Crash Crash
"Real" vampires would win.
03/13/2011
Contributor: jfree jfree
Zombies until someone severs the head.
03/14/2011
Contributor: girl next door girl next door
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
He's definitely possessed by something supernatural... I haven't been watching/listening personally, but from what I've gathered, he's jumped off the deep end into an empty ravine
Pretty much! He has embraced his crazy.
03/14/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Quote:
Originally posted by Yoda
Charlie Sheen would kick ass.
Lmao
03/14/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by girl next door
Pretty much! He has embraced his crazy.
LOL
03/14/2011
Contributor: moonch1ld moonch1ld
Well since the vampires are technically dead I don't think the zombies would go after them so they would be the dominant creature. I'm sure there would be more zombies but the vampires could kick anyone's ass.
03/14/2011
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
Its hard to say without guidelines, but I went with vampires and werewolves.
03/14/2011
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
Zombies!
03/14/2011
Contributor: freshbananas freshbananas
Doesnt anyone here play World of Darkness. Werewolves pwn
03/15/2011
Contributor: That Guy That Guy
What rules are we playing by? I mean, Anne Rice vampires are basically Superman with a few extra powers and no heat vision. I'm pretty sure flying undead people who can throw cars like footballs would win.
03/17/2011
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Ghosts...totally Ghosts.

Zombies rot. Vampires will starve and go torpid. Werewolves will mutate.
03/17/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
This is the silliest poll. I love it!

I say witches (What can I say? I'm both a Buffy (Willow) and Charmed fan!). I say that because they'll have a spell or potion to stop all of these things.
Oh, yeah witches and warlocks. They can do anything, they can "apparate" use death curses, hell, anything.

Mummies do nothing by moan and shuffle. Sounds like one of my old HS boyfriends.
03/17/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Oh, yeah witches and warlocks. They can do anything, they can "apparate" use death curses, hell, anything.

Mummies do nothing by moan and shuffle. Sounds like one of my old HS boyfriends.
I was about to take a sip of my coffee when I read, "sounds like one of my old hs boyfriends." Thank GOODNESS I hadn't sipped yet. I'd have drowned.
03/17/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Ghosts...totally Ghosts.

Zombies rot. Vampires will starve and go torpid. Werewolves will mutate.
Vampired wouldn't starve, they could feed on the werewolves.
03/17/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
I was about to take a sip of my coffee when I read, "sounds like one of my old hs boyfriends." Thank GOODNESS I hadn't sipped yet. I'd have drowned.
Damn, I wanted you to shoot coffee out your nose.
03/17/2011
Contributor: CassandraL CassandraL
(Liberator)
Vampires would win because they have the speed and intelligence. Werewolves--it depends on what kind of lore we're talking about. If we're talking about the traditional lycanthropes that can only turn on the full moon, then they're definitely out. If they're weres that can turn any time, which would really make them shapeshifters, they have a slightly better chance against the vampires. Mummies don't stand a chance, and "other" could be anything, like a super demon, so I just didn't vote for it--seems like cheating. I love zombies, but I think the only way they would stand a chance is if they arrived to battle in a huge horde, a la "Walking Dead".

Yes, I am a geek.
03/17/2011
Contributor: Lucidity Lucidity
The Great Cthulu trumps all.

Sorry guys.

Cthulu
03/17/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by CassandraL
Vampires would win because they have the speed and intelligence. Werewolves--it depends on what kind of lore we're talking about. If we're talking about the traditional lycanthropes that can only turn on the full moon, then they're ... more
You're in good company. Everyone in this thread is. (and if you don't think you are, you're in a thread about who would win a supernatural war... c'mon!)
03/17/2011
Contributor: phunkyphreak phunkyphreak
I really think Vampires & Zombies would be an epic battle. Zombies would not be after the Vamps & the Vamps would have to save some humans to feed. It would be interesting.
03/17/2011
Contributor: EvaChangeN EvaChangeN
Cool idea!
03/17/2011