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Do you "procrasturbate"?

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Contributor: Sammi Sammi
I was just watching the Daily Show, and Jon Stewart was talking about Procrasturbating.

"Procrasturbating: Using masterbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await."

So, do you procrasturbate?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
I procrasturbate a lot!
SydneyScreams , js250 , quackbuster , elrique
4  (7%)
I procrasturbate sometimes
mjtheprincess , The Vixen , Cutie0976 , misskat , VeganChick (is Gone) , Gunsmoke , twelve13 , Hummingbird , GirlOnGirl , eri86 , SourAppleMartini , Trysexual , mpfm , sunkissedJess , Chastity Darling , bog , padmeamidala , VampKitty , Carrie Ann , sunflower , alliegator , solitudinarian , SMichelle , nimr , Darling Jen , Adriana Ravenlust , sweetpea12 , TJtheMadHatter , Gdom , Allstars316 , gorgeous , Gluesnffr , LaSchwartz , jackie.jfky
34  (58%)
I never procrasturbate
Silverwinds , K101 , Stagger13 , *Camoprincess* , chicmichiw , TheirPet , bayosgirl , LoveX , Wicked Wahine , KinkyKatieJames , treehugger , MrWishyWashy , Lady of the Lab , LovesAPoet , joolie
15  (25%)
I just masturbate a lot
llellsee , spiced , TJax , butts
4  (7%)
Other ...?
purpleflower1972 , HoneyBear69
2  (3%)
Total votes: 59
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Contributor: mjtheprincess mjtheprincess
Hahaha, this was hilarious. I am guilty of procrasturbation!
05/02/2013
Contributor: Silverwinds Silverwinds
If I have pressing materials, I can't relax, and if I can't relax, I can't fap. So nope, no procrasturbating for me lol.
05/02/2013
Contributor: purpleflower1972 purpleflower1972
Haha...not quite
05/02/2013
Contributor: misskat misskat
Haha we used this term a lot in college! Especially during finals week when we were very busy.
05/03/2013
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I use to do it a ton - not so much anymore.
05/03/2013
Contributor: twelve13 twelve13
I often do. I think it helps relieve anxiety.
05/03/2013
Contributor: Hummingbird Hummingbird
Quote:
Originally posted by twelve13
I often do. I think it helps relieve anxiety.
I agree with twelve13 - it helps relieve a lot of anxiety especially since so many things have been changing lately in my life.
05/03/2013
Contributor: GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
I do this sometimes
05/03/2013
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I was just watching the Daily Show, and Jon Stewart was talking about Procrasturbating.

"Procrasturbating: Using masterbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await."

So, do you procrasturbate?
Interesting word, but I don't think I've ever done it. Hell, I probably have. LOL.
05/03/2013
Contributor: eri86 eri86
This made me laugh. Then I realized, yes, sometimes I do...
05/03/2013
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
Yes, of course! Who doesn't?
05/03/2013
Contributor: SydneyScreams SydneyScreams
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I was just watching the Daily Show, and Jon Stewart was talking about Procrasturbating.

"Procrasturbating: Using masterbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await."

So, do you procrasturbate?
haha, that's a brilliant term!

I do that probably more than I should admit to
05/03/2013
Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
I saw that too...yes I do.
05/03/2013
Contributor: Stagger13 Stagger13
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I was just watching the Daily Show, and Jon Stewart was talking about Procrasturbating.

"Procrasturbating: Using masterbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await."

So, do you procrasturbate?
nope...Too counter productive.
05/03/2013
Contributor: *Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
I don't procrasturbate hell I procrastinate about masturbating sadly.
05/03/2013
Contributor: chicmichiw chicmichiw
Love Jon Stewart! I can never do that, though -- sex and my feeling anxious or stressed never works out. I have to go take care of life first, before I can relax.
05/03/2013
Contributor: Chastity Darling Chastity Darling
Procrasturbation is an art in this house
05/03/2013
Contributor: bog bog
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I was just watching the Daily Show, and Jon Stewart was talking about Procrasturbating.

"Procrasturbating: Using masterbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await."

So, do you procrasturbate?
Haha, yes! I have!
05/03/2013
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
I'm not much of a procrastinator to begin with but I think I would do something other than masturbate if I was procrastinating.
05/03/2013
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
I masturbate when the urge strikes. Nothing to do with boredom or anything like that.
05/03/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
Guilty!! I have done this so many times, it is like a habit now. Of course I usually procrastinate about everything, so at least with this one I have the excuse of masturbating, lol!!
05/03/2013
Contributor: LoveX LoveX
Not really. I try to not even procrastinate, it just doesn't get things done lol.
05/03/2013
Contributor: KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
I'm too busy for that. When I masturbate it's because I'm in the mood, not wasting time.
05/03/2013
Contributor: llellsee llellsee
I just masturbate a lot, though I'll masturbate less when I know I have a busy day ahead or other things to get on with so despite the amount of masturbation here there's no real procrasturbation.
05/03/2013
Contributor: sunflower sunflower
I'm laughing at the term and yes, I do that.
05/03/2013
Contributor: treehugger treehugger
Wow. Never heard of this before, I didn't realize people did that...
05/03/2013
Contributor: MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
Guilty as charged!
05/03/2013
Contributor: spiced spiced
I sure USED to do this! Now, my masturbation is almost just like any other scheduled activity. There are only about 4 times in the day when I possibly can, and I almost always take advantage of at least one of those times.

I had to give up procrastination. Too much to do lately. Sometimes I miss is. But not very often!
05/04/2013
Contributor: sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I was just watching the Daily Show, and Jon Stewart was talking about Procrasturbating.

"Procrasturbating: Using masterbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await."

So, do you procrasturbate?
I do that sometimes
05/04/2013