Have you ever had a real "wardrobe malfunction"?

Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Other then on Funniest Videos or on an Award show, I never thought I would actually see a "major wardrobe malfunction" However, I was in the supermarket last night. I'm in the cereal isle and a poor young lady, maybe 20ish, bends over to get a box from the bottom row. She does not crouch, but bends right over. Next thing you know, the poor dear has her short/shorts around her ankles (I guess the button at the waist just popped (she was VERY skinny) and there she is, in nothing but her dental floss bright orange thong.

Luckily, there was no one in that isle but me and another older woman, and we both lied and tried to tell her "It's okay dear, it happens"....as she pulled herself together, totally red in the face embarrassed (left the store without buying anything. Just left her cart and ran out)!!! (I hope she is not scarred for life...she was SO embarrassed).

SO....has anyone else ever had, or witnessed a real "Major Wardrobe Malfunction"? What happened?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Yes I had one.
Ryuson , Yaoi Pervette (deleted) , Jaimes , allehcat , The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary , Ms. Spice , GravyCakes , slynch , Ghost , NaughtyNikkie , Adriana Ravenlust , jennifur77 , 1001 Pleasures , SecretKinksters , Wicked Wahine
15
I did see one once.
Bignuf , AriBoi , Ryuson , Sekhmet , JessCee , Howells , EJ , ss143 , Diabolical Kitty , funforall7 , rihanne , Martiniman
12
Neverhad or saw one in real life.
Ash1141 , emilia , darthkitt3n , Darling Jen , padmeamidala , toxie m , ZenaidaMacroura , Love Perpetua , brevado , LavenderSkies , SecondStory , Living Doll , Allstars316 , captainsgirl , mpfm
15
Total votes: 42 (41 voters)
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Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
I have nipple slips fairly often; my boobs are constantly trying to escape! D:
10/05/2011
Contributor: emilia emilia
I love the story it made me laugh
10/05/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
When I first started dating my husband, he was selling an old television set. One of his friends was involved in the Latter Day Saints Church and knew a couple of missionaries who were looking to buy a TV. The morning these two clean cut young men were supposed the pick up the TV, I was visiting. My husband had gone into the basement for some reason, and I was the only one in the apartment. I was undressed and about to enter the shower when someone knocked on the door. In a hurry, I grabbed my husband's robe. He was a bit thinner than me, so it was somewhat ill-fitting. Just as I was answering the door, my husband came upstairs behind the two missionaries. He proceed to introduce them to me. I went to shake hands with one of them, and the robe fell open, giving them a full view of my nude body! I quickly pulled it shut, but they had already seen everything. My husband and I laughed about it later!
10/05/2011
Contributor: Sekhmet Sekhmet
I had a guy come into my job wearing a pair of jeans that had some small rips and holes in them, he had clipboard on his lap filling some stuff out and when he handed me the clipboard back I noticed his penis had found a way out.
10/05/2011
Contributor: JessCee JessCee
Luckily I have never had a wardrobe malfunction, but I did witness a girl's heel breaking in the middle of the hallway in high school... to make it even worse, she fell face first into an open locker door and cried... I've always given heels a second thought since...
10/05/2011
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
I was doing a college film for SCAD, called Love and Warcraft. I was playing an elven maiden that the main character fantasizes about, because he has an online in-game relationship with the person who plays my character. I didn't have to do anything sexual, but my costume was a strapless bra with about 4 feet of sheer material flowing from it, plus a bunch of weird and super awkward plastic armor that didn't let me sit up or move my arms correctly. I also had on gold platform boots. Every time I moved, I would end up stepping on this flowing fabric. Being a modest a-cup at best, there was nothing preventing the bra top from being ripped downward. I think I flashed the crew a dozen times before this horrible 14 hour shooting day was over.
10/05/2011
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
Quote:
Originally posted by Jaimes
I was doing a college film for SCAD, called Love and Warcraft. I was playing an elven maiden that the main character fantasizes about, because he has an online in-game relationship with the person who plays my character. I didn't have to do ... more
It was also February. So half naked me was standing at full attention most of the day, so to speak.
10/05/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
That poor woman! It's kinda funny but I feel pretty sympathetic for her. I'm glad there were no horndog jerks in the aisle though!

Thankfully I've not had any wardrobe malfunction yet!
10/05/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I think the closest I've come (that I can remember right now anyway) was the prom dress I made for my senior prom. It was cut so that it went all the way down my back. When I tried it on for the first time I realized that if I sat at all, a whole bunch of my ass cleavage showed. My friend and I frantically sewed a piece of fabric into the slot to help cover it up lol.

Oh! And since the straps of the dress and going all the way down the back was this rhinestone string that kept breaking, by the end of the night it was held up by something like 10 safety pins. But I didn't have to put on the spare dress I brought!
10/05/2011
Contributor: acessorie acessorie
I was in a teen beauty pagent when I was younger and there was this skinny girl with no hips or boobs that was wearing a strapless dress.... it was supposed to be a fitted bodice and flowing material at thigh length to her feet but she was too thin to fill it out. She tripped on the flowing material and it pulled the dress off as she fell and slid a few inches completely out. When she stood up she tried to pull it on but it was a loss. Everyone in the audiance saw everything!
10/05/2011
Contributor: allehcat allehcat
When I was 15 I got my first job as a restaurant hostess. We had to wear button down shirts and formal slacks. One night when I was seating a table I leaned over a little to give them their menus and my boobs (which are larger than average) decided to burst out of my shirt, popping 2 buttons off. So there I was, in my bra at work, with the buttons missing so I couldn't even go in the back and fix myself. The manager had to have his wife run down and bring me one of her shirts. It was SO embarrassing.
10/05/2011
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Other then on Funniest Videos or on an Award show, I never thought I would actually see a "major wardrobe malfunction" However, I was in the supermarket last night. I'm in the cereal isle and a poor young lady, maybe 20ish, bends over ... more
Blew my pants out at work once picking up at tv... No Bueno!
10/05/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
My ass tends to make an appearance, no matter what I wear. It happens so often that I've just stopped caring. luckily, I have a nice butt, so I feel like I'm blessing the human population in a way
10/05/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
when i was in eighth grade, i had 1 of those bras that hook in the front. well, 1 day at school, the strap that the hook went through snapped, & i had to spend the rest of the day wearing my leather jacket zipped up. i had probably about b cup boobs then, & the shirt i was wearing made it noticeable of whether i was wearing a bra or not (which at that point, i always did). i was very hot the rest of the day, but luckily, it was closer to the end of school, so i only had to wear it for 2 or 3 hrs.
10/05/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
i just remembered another wardrobe malfunction that happened to me. it was the summer before my freshman yr of high school. my neighbors across the street didn't have any kids, but for a week that summer, they had 2 nephews come to visit them. the oldest was my age & very cute, his younger brother was quite a bit younger than the rest of us. we all had pools on that cul-de-sac, but we would swim at their house since the 2 boys never wanted to swim at our houses. well, 1 day, my sister, next door neighbor, & i went to swim at the house across the street. we were all swimming, & diving, & playing around, & just having fun. the swim suit i had on was a tankini w/ a skirt. the top was a halter w/ thin straps, so it never occurred to me that anything could go wrong w/ the straps holding the top up. i dove in off the diving board, & when i did, my skirt came down just a touch & 1 of my boobs popped out. the skirt was not big deal, & didn't reveal anything, & i just pulled up my top real quick. i figured no one had seen since i was under water in the deep end when it happened. just after i surfaced, though, the cute brother that was my age, came up out of the water by the edge of the pool WEARING GOGGLES. he looked straight at me w/ a grin from ear to ear & yelled out, "omg, i saw your boob!" i was horrified. it didn't stop me from hanging out w/ them the rest of the time they were there, but i made sure to change the subject whenever it was brought up.
10/05/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
Yes. I was getting off the Space Mountain ride at Disneyland and my skirt flew up and people were making catcalls. -_-
10/06/2011
Contributor: NaughtyNikkie NaughtyNikkie
Oh my god yes, yes I have!!

I went to a huge Halloween bash at my now hubbys familys house. They had bands, bar the whole big bang! I was a killer sexy fairy, changed the corset (sp?) top to be a see through lace back top. Lets just say during a drunkin moment of acting like a spaz I popped the lace ribbon & my top popped off !! Hahaha

We were married 9 days later lmfao
10/06/2011
Contributor: ss143 ss143
was suppose to put i have had one too. my boobs are huge and are notorious for slipping out the top or the front clasp coming undone luckily for me my shirt or sweaters have covered and concealed well
10/06/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
I have seen plenty of them!
10/06/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
I said no, but I just remembered that at my first school dance I was wearing a strapless dress and the entire thing fell off. my whole bra popped out! so embarrassing.
10/07/2011
Contributor: Katastophy Katastophy
Once when I was with a friend I was wearing a tube top, and I rubbed against something and it fell down passed my bra. Since it was just my friend, it wasn't a big issue. That's the only thing that's happened to me.
10/07/2011
Contributor: funforall7 funforall7
I was on a ferry once and my mom and I had a laugh over one young woman who was on the deck in the wind in a skirt. Let's just say I knew she was wearing a thong that day.
06/03/2012
Contributor: jennifur77 jennifur77
On a field trip when I was a kid, we were going to a swamp, so Mom dressed me in old clothes. I got on the bus, and the elastic in the sweatpants broke and before I could catch them, they were around my ankles while I was standing at the front of the bus.
02/24/2013
Contributor: brevado brevado
My clothes behave the way their designed
02/24/2013
Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
I've seen a few, but the one that stands out was one of my female college professors. She was in her 30's and had a wrap around dress on one day. The tie around her waist came undone and her dress opened up giving everyone in the room a very good look at her body. I've also seen button up tops ripped off when boxes being carried were put down and skirts ripped off after being shut in a car door.
02/24/2013
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Other then on Funniest Videos or on an Award show, I never thought I would actually see a "major wardrobe malfunction" However, I was in the supermarket last night. I'm in the cereal isle and a poor young lady, maybe 20ish, bends over ... more
Luckily, I have never had one.
02/24/2013
Contributor: Cosmonaut Cosmonaut
When we were like 16, my best friend Ash and I went to the pool down a couple of streets from my house. It was awesome because we saw noone, well...other than the lifeguards. I changed into this really cute/sexy midnight blue bikini and went swimming. About 20 minutes later, the elementary school walked across the street to have swim time. So we got out to let them have their class and as I was drying off, the clasps on my top on my back burst and flung the top revealing my boobs to a class of kids. My friend was dying from laughter. I covered up pretty fast and grabbed my top, we were laughing so hard.
02/24/2013
Contributor: SecondStory SecondStory
I pretty much exclusively wear tshirts and jeans so it's hard for those to malfunction.
02/24/2013
Contributor: 1001 Pleasures 1001 Pleasures
Yep! When I was younger, I had an unexpected tryst in a public place and tore my shorts in half. Whoops.
02/24/2013