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Have you ever heard a vibrator go off, but couldn't find it?

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Contributor: K101 K101
Sometimes I'll have a vibrator in my purse or hanging in a drawstring pouch on my bed post and it'll start going off! It's happened numerous times with my rechargeables like Zini Deux, but lastnight I kept hearing a pulsating buzz and after a long time wondered who the heck had their cell phone going off. Then it occurred to me that it had to be one of my vibes!

So I spent an hour searching my purses, my toy boxes, under the bed, ect. Never found which vibrator it was, and I still cannot account for a missing one when I check my boxes and purses! So there had to have been a vibrator somewhere in the room going off until it finally died.

It's been driving me crazy! I was walking around the room holding my ear to my bookshelf, then the ground, under the bed. Now I have no idea what happened.

So has this ever happened to you and did you ever find it?
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I've had this happen and I never did find the vibrator!
I've had this happen and I eventually found the vibrator.
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I've had this happen and it was hours or days later that I found my vibe!
js250
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Never happened to me.
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I think you're just crazy.
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Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
Yes, and just another reason why I hope to get a full time job in my field SOON so my guy and I can get our own place. It's like 3am, the week we were getting double points for reviews. I couldn't sleep, so I thought, why not dig through the drawer in his room and see what I can find to review that I haven't? Well I'm being quiet as can be and it's going well, then all of a sudden there's a LOUD vibrating THUMPING going on hitting against the wooden drawer and other things rattling around. His mom's room is right next to his and there is vent there, we can hear her ass snoring all the time and that noise coming from the drawer was SUPER LOUD. I was freaking out, tossing crap everywhere trying to find it and I couldn't! My guy is passed out and starts moving and sits up wondering what the hell is going. I finally found it. It was actually this cheap looking back massager that has like 3 legs and you push down on the top and it turns on, it's pretty heavy and loud. I took the batteries out right away then I just sat there for the longest time in silence. I don't know if his mother heard, but if she did, there is NO way ANYONE would think that was a cellphone. I was horrified.
09/12/2012
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
I had a vibe turn on when I shut my toy drawer, but never one that I couldn't find.
09/12/2012
Contributor: Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
Hasn't happened to me yet. I believe it's just a matter of time.
09/12/2012
Contributor: icelandia icelandia
It died before I found it hahah!
09/12/2012
Contributor: Rey Rey
not happened to me, but that's hilarious!
09/12/2012
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
Quote:
Originally posted by K101
Sometimes I'll have a vibrator in my purse or hanging in a drawstring pouch on my bed post and it'll start going off! It's happened numerous times with my rechargeables like Zini Deux, but lastnight I kept hearing a pulsating buzz and ... more
lol never happened to me
09/12/2012
Contributor: pixxie87 pixxie87
Lol love this post. So funny. Not me, always pull the batteries out
09/12/2012
Contributor: *Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
Poor Kendra!!! No can't say I have had this happen to me, I have had a bullet that I opened that still vibrated took a battery out it still vibrated but nothing like what you experienced.
09/12/2012
Contributor: Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
Nope, hasn't happened but I don't keep batteries inside the toys.
09/12/2012
Contributor: sXeVegan90 sXeVegan90
Yes, this has happened to me, but I found it when it finally died. It was one of the cheaper vibes that has the push buttons on the base...apparently my clothes were on the heavier side and turned it on in my dresser.
09/12/2012
Contributor: Geogeo Geogeo
Haha yes, it's happened. When I had people come down to see the house when we were selling it. I was trying to really quickly hide 3 vibrators and one went off and I couldnt figure out which one
09/12/2012
Contributor: Artishok Artishok
Never happened to me.
09/12/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
I have a best friend that likes to see my latest collection of toys so I will gather them all up and put them in a bag for the next time I see them. I've knocked the bag around before and have heard them go off, but I know it's contained in that bag, but it's just finding which one is going off. I've also had them go off while I was driving.
09/12/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
I've never had this happen (although it does sound humorous) but once we were in the middle of it, and one of our kids needed something. Our kids KNOW to knock, they don't just walk into rooms. My husband said, "Wait a minute" but the kid thought he said "Come in." I had shoved the vibrator behind me, and when I leaned back, it turned on. The kid was concerned with her own issue and didn't even notice, but my husband couldn't get her out of the room quickly enough.

The problem was dealt with, the kid back in her bed and we continued.
09/12/2012
Contributor: Sima-pusya Sima-pusya
Never happened to me.
09/12/2012
Contributor: panthercat23 panthercat23
Nope.
09/12/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
Yes--I found it after a three hour toy search. It was a pocket rocket that fell out of our overnight case and rolled under the bed and into a slipper.I pull the batteries and make sure I put the rechargeables safely away now!!!
09/12/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
LOL, yes this has happened to me!
09/12/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Oh no and I have not had this happen.
09/12/2012
Contributor: PepperPot PepperPot
That's pretty funny, thanks for sharing
09/12/2012
Contributor: Anne Anne
It's never happened to me before
09/12/2012
Contributor: Terri69 Terri69
Never happened to me
09/12/2012
Contributor: amazon amazon
Once while packing. Had to unpack everything to find it.
09/12/2012
Contributor: shySEXXaddict shySEXXaddict
Quote:
Originally posted by K101
Sometimes I'll have a vibrator in my purse or hanging in a drawstring pouch on my bed post and it'll start going off! It's happened numerous times with my rechargeables like Zini Deux, but lastnight I kept hearing a pulsating buzz and ... more
yup..once!It was very weird because it was in my toy box that was never touched.under my bed!I went to bed and could hear something vibrating and it was driving me nuts!I searched around my room thinking it was one of my babies toys stuck some place..until I realized the sound was coming from MY toy box!I opened it and sure enough!No one was in there or around it at all so I swear it was my sons father reminding me thats hes still watching over me...and remembers the memories we had sexually.Sounds stupid but I couldnt find any reasonable answer to how it got on! That was the first and formost thing out of 9 yrs together that kept us together..the sex and we usually used toys.
09/12/2012
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
This happened to me in my dorm room. My roommate and I couldn't tell whose vibrator it was or where it was. From then on, I take my batteries out every time.
09/13/2012
Contributor: Allstars316 Allstars316
No, But I remember I was on the phone with a friend. She called me and I could hear in the background the noise of a vibrator!! I wish I was a witness to the fun!
09/13/2012
Contributor: Gluesnffr Gluesnffr
never has happened
11/11/2012
Contributor: gsfanatic gsfanatic
Never, but that's gotta be a hilarious in retrospect kind of thing
11/11/2012
Contributor: Kat and Aaron(aaron) Kat and Aaron(aaron)
Only inside the toy box.
11/12/2012