I'm a sex toy __________.

Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
I'd define myself as an enthusiast. I love toys, and have had a few in the past (though almost always for the woman in my life), but none in my possession at the moment - preferring to buy toys for my girl.
11/19/2011
Contributor: Liz x420x Liz x420x
i have every variety of toys there is but still want more
11/19/2011
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
It's crazy that every time you walk into my room, there's something out somewhere. Toys drying on the bathroom counter, stuff on the bed, on the floor, on my desk or dresser, or just everywhere. My roommate has gotten used to it and actually ... more
Hahahaha, quite funny!
11/21/2011
Contributor: Nora Nora
Hoarder/Collector/Enth usiast...it's all the same, right? I love my toys...I want to have all sorts of them...I "need" to have them all (but budget doesn't allow that)!

With my order I placed today, I think I can safely fall into the "hoarder" category on the EF shirts though! I ordered my 5th free one! Of the 4 I already have though, only 2 fit well, one fits, but not great, and one leaves me unable to breath (all the same size by the way)! I'm working up the courage to modify one or two, get rid of that restricting neckline and such!

But then, I think I could still fall into the "newb" category too! Some types of toys still "scare" me a bit, but we are curious to give them a try and see if we like them too!
11/21/2011
Contributor: QSBybakd QSBybakd
I have a major sex toy fetish (and always have), but it's only recently that I began purchasing them. So my collection is still rather small at the moment. I strongly believe in the future I may become a hoarder, but for now I think 'enthusiast' is a more accurate description.
11/21/2011
Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
They're like Pokemon, I gotta catch 'em all.
11/21/2011
Contributor: TheCleansing TheCleansing
I'm an occasional user. I want to be more though.
11/21/2011
Contributor: mizzmilla mizzmilla
Just occasional user for now, but I'm growing into an enthusiast/collector
11/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by OrangeKushBB
My name is Lavender, and I'm a sex toy hoarder.
Hello Lavender! You know what they say...keep coming back!
11/21/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
I'd say I am an enthusiast.
11/21/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Heh My bedroom looks like a sex toy shop exploded messily in there...I've been weeding through the stash. Some will be finding new homes but parting is such sweet sorrow...
11/21/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
Enthusiast, soon to be hoarder!
11/22/2011
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
We all have different levels of enthusiasm about sex toys. I know I went from a newbie to a full blown hoarder of toys now and this site and my job are to blame for that.

So, what are you?
Hoarder lol!
11/22/2011
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
Hoarder. I have so many. When I first joined, I didn't have any. Now my toy bin is overflowing.
11/22/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I fall into "enthusiast" territory (though with potential to jump to "collector" if I'm ever rich enough and have enough space). I've grown to have a better idea of what I like, so there isn't as much of a temptation to try everything I see. My current collection is enough to be satisfying, though that doesn't mean I'll stop. I'm just going much slower now.
11/24/2011
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
Enthusiast! I love toys
11/24/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Turns around ....looks at the closet, floor and bed that are all covered in sex toys. Turns back check status of the two order that are on the way....Guess that makes me a hoarder.
11/24/2011
Contributor: GenderSexplorations GenderSexplorations
Enthusiast for now.
11/24/2011
Contributor: MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
Love em!
11/24/2011
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by namelesschaos
Turns around ....looks at the closet, floor and bed that are all covered in sex toys. Turns back check status of the two order that are on the way....Guess that makes me a hoarder.
No, no, we're epicurean, that's all.
11/27/2011
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
I love toys, I love shopping here for new toys. I can't wait to get more!
11/27/2011
Contributor: emilia emilia
I need all of the toys
11/27/2011
Contributor: Lucky21 Lucky21
Enthusiast! Almost getting to the point of too many... if that is possible.
11/27/2011
Contributor: jedent jedent
i thought this was going to be more open ended sort of fill in the blank, like a mad lib. because in my head i said "i'm a sex toy cowboy" to the tune of "rhinestone cowboy" and i think i've just made a new anthem.
11/27/2011
Contributor: SweetieLuv SweetieLuv
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
FUCK. Can't lie here lol.
lol me either
12/19/2011
Contributor: SweetieLuv SweetieLuv
i love them all
12/19/2011
Contributor: Eucaly Eucaly
I've got loads of them and hope to get many, many more.
12/19/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
I wouldn't consider myself a hoarder. I only buy what I really am interested in. I don't go overboard with it, but do collect!
12/20/2011
Contributor: wildorchid wildorchid
Select hoarder, I only like certain toys, but I find I want all toys of that type!
03/06/2012
Contributor: Dawn (Lilac Distraction) Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
It's gotten to the point where I'm getting things just because they're weird. Like a straight jacket, for instance. And 4 pairs of the same cuffs in different colors.
03/27/2012