I have no iPhone. I use my phone to.....(wait for it)......Call People! Really, that's about it. Once in a while one of my older kids will text me, and it takes me an hour to compose a text.
I just use it to call people. Mine does have an app where it counts the number of steps you take a day, like a pedometer. But, I never reach my goal, so I don't look at it.
I have never wanted something that has an electronic fart generator in it. I have a husband.