The World is Ending! *giggle-snort*

The World is Ending! *giggle-snort*

Chilipepper Chilipepper
So, the cult saying the world is ending this Saturday, May 21st, have some followers in my area. My father - who works in a sail shop that sells boating/adventure equipment - just got visited by a family who sincerely believes that Florida will end up under water when the world ends this weekend, and they bought kayaks for everyone in the family so they can survive. Apparently, they don't seem to think they'll be ascending with the Rapture.

Anyone else come into contact with these folks? Are you totally jaded or secretly praying they're wrong or are you preparing for the zombie apocalypse instead?

My own opinion - it would fucking figure that I finally meet my equal and Master and the world would end the weekend afterward.
05/19/2011
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Jul!a Jul!a
I'm a proud member of team shut-in, so I haven't had any contact with any of these kinds of people, surprisingly even on the internet. Although JR told me about a very humorous Tweet he has scheduled to go out at 11:55pm Saturday night when the world is still here, lol.

As for me, I'm not buying into it. If it happens, then oh well, there's really not much I can do about it. But I'm still planning on being at work Monday morning.
05/19/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
My life will end when it ends. If some group of people just happen to guess the right day, so be it. I could care less, I won't be here.

That being said, I am totally prepared for the Zombie apocalypse, I have lots of guns, cross bows and hunting equipment to keep us going for awhile. Plus I have the mighty Eleven that will surly take out its share of ghouls.
05/19/2011
Dizzykakes Dizzykakes
I am happy to say if I died today, I would be just fine. Everyone dies at some point.

What is that all cult thing about anyways? I have never heard of anything like it, and I am pretty sure I don't live under a rock.
05/19/2011
big b big b
i hope it it wont hurt
05/20/2011
BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
I had a religious experience with my Zini Seed tonight. God said, "You haven't had enough time to explore the wonders and depths of this yet. The world will be here long after Saturday."

I have peace about that.
05/20/2011
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
I had a religious experience with my Zini Seed tonight. God said, "You haven't had enough time to explore the wonders and depths of this yet. The world will be here long after Saturday."

I have peace about that.
BBW, I believe that more than the cult.

But I really wonder ... will there be riots and looting anyway? Most everyone I know has a healthy skepticism about it, but there are those who'll use it as an excuse ...
05/20/2011
married with children married with children
no, but they have been talking about it on the radio all day.
05/20/2011
wetone123 wetone123
This cult is quite crazy. They even have billboards up and have left everything to follow this guy, Harold Camping, who also predicted the world would end in 1994. HELLO! We're all still here!
Anyway, Camping states that the final 5 months of Earths history STARTS on May 21, 2011 and will end October 21, 2011.

The world has no ending. And no one knows the hour or the day that the 2nd coming will be.

When the 2nd Coming Does come, it will still not mean the end of the world.

Wonder if this cult will have a kool-aid festival when they finally figure it out?


It would be too easy for this crap to happen. There will be Much more suffering before the 2nd Coming.

However, The world as we know it is changing every second. And that my friends is a fact.
Even R.E.M knew that!
Its the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!

So, BBW you will probably have time to have many religious experiences with even better toys than your Zini Seed before it's all over!
05/20/2011
Jobthingy Jobthingy
I especially love how the dude is selling tshirts that say "I survived judgement day 2011" on his site. *facepalms* of course, only those who believe can buy the shirts cause the rest will be battling locusts.
05/20/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
So, the cult saying the world is ending this Saturday, May 21st, have some followers in my area. My father - who works in a sail shop that sells boating/adventure equipment - just got visited by a family who sincerely believes that Florida will end ...
The CDC has given us the definitive checklist on how to stock up for the zombie apocalypse....they do assure us that they will investigate this happening just as they would any other disease. Unless they are turned into zombies...then they will be investigating our brainsssss
05/20/2011
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
LMAO,...

This reminds me of Y2K. Honestly, I'm more freaked out about a) The Zombies and B) 2012, just because I am into all that NatGeo shiz and they are always putting up "research" and facts about the Mayans , etc etc
05/20/2011
tigerkate tigerkate
For those of you who saw Airen's post...

link

^ Link to CDC emergency zombie apocalypse guide.

Well, I hope the world doesn't end tomorrow. I've got too much to do!
05/20/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by tigerkate
For those of you who saw Airen's post...

link

^ Link to CDC emergency zombie apocalypse guide.

Well, I hope the world doesn't end tomorrow. I've got too much to do!
LOL Thanks TigerKate!
05/20/2011
wetone123 wetone123
The irony of the zombie situation is this---most people are already "Dancing with the Stars" zombies or some such other ridiculous type of zombie. They just don't have the gusto yet to get off the couch to worry about eating brains. They have chips and candy bars for now. However, if brain eating zombies come your way, make sure that when you shoot them aim for the head! Don't rely on the CDC to save you! Heehee
05/20/2011
wetone123 wetone123
Disclaimer: Not talking about anyone here on Eden! Even if you never miss an episode of dancing with the stars-
I'm speaking of the people in my real life!
05/20/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by wetone123
The irony of the zombie situation is this---most people are already "Dancing with the Stars" zombies or some such other ridiculous type of zombie. They just don't have the gusto yet to get off the couch to worry about eating brains. ...
Good advice. I'll add that you need to shoot them twice, just to make sure.
05/20/2011
TacoODoom TacoODoom
if the world goes poof i won't actually have to run the 5.6 miles on sunday.....
05/20/2011
IrishLassie IrishLassie
you know I heard something about this. It made me giggle. I thought the world was supposed to get in Dec 2012 and not May 21st 2011? HEHE.
05/20/2011
wetone123 wetone123
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Originally posted by cherryredhead88
LMAO,...

This reminds me of Y2K. Honestly, I'm more freaked out about a) The Zombies and B) 2012, just because I am into all that NatGeo shiz and they are always putting up "research" and facts about the Mayans , etc etc
From studying the Mayans and the Bible I tend to think the Mayans simply did not get to finish their calender. I get a newsletter from the main website of the Mayan Prophecy and can send it to you if you like. It is very interesting and some of it rings true. I'm not going to worry about it tho'

I'm no expert on the subject of 2012, nor the Bible, but the Bible does state that there will be world peace before the Rapture...and I don't see that coming anytime soon.
However, I am worried about Obamas announcement that he wants to take away land from Isreal so that they will only have 8 miles of land in which to defend themselves. Of course he is noted for not following thru on things[except padding already fat wallets] so that may change too.
05/20/2011
UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
Oh, look at the time! I better start having end-of-the-world sex!
05/21/2011
A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
I'm a week short from graduating college. Damn!
05/21/2011
Linga Linga
Damn! I won't get my next toy order *sad face*
05/21/2011
ToyGurl ToyGurl
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
So, the cult saying the world is ending this Saturday, May 21st, have some followers in my area. My father - who works in a sail shop that sells boating/adventure equipment - just got visited by a family who sincerely believes that Florida will end ...
I had someone come into planned parenthood today asking how late they would get out of their appointment because they wanted to get home before the zombies started to rise from the ground... And worse is that they were dead serious. She went on babbling on the phone about how she stocked up on canned foods and bottled water. I was absolutely baffled.
05/21/2011
ToyGurl ToyGurl
Quote:
Originally posted by Linga
Damn! I won't get my next toy order *sad face*
lmao!!! i know right?
05/21/2011
SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
And I didn't even get to try out my Liv.
I'll be reaching for her as I'm... not...descending into the heavens.
05/21/2011
Linga Linga
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGurl
I had someone come into planned parenthood today asking how late they would get out of their appointment because they wanted to get home before the zombies started to rise from the ground... And worse is that they were dead serious. She went on ...
OMG, that's too funny!

I've been playing tricks on my teenage nephews all night. They have over active imaginations and have been all skittish. One even planned how to get into the roof when the zombies come, so I pretended to hear some noises outside and he was getting the ladder to get up there. Oh the fun
05/21/2011
K101 K101
It was actually supposed to be the rapture. Nostradamus apparently predicted it. I don't believe the earth will ever be over. The WORLD won't actually end, people just use that expression for God taking his people home. I won't make any for sure promises because as Matthew 24:42 says "Watch therefore, for you do not know what hour your Lord is coming." The bible also states that "He will come like a theif in the night." Meaning that most will not expect it. My point in the first bible verse is that I choose to be prepared so that it does not come as a surprise to me and I will be ready, my heart will be ready whenever it happens. That's not to say I'm not still making huge mistakes. But, the second verse I quoted because at this moment, people are really expecting it to happen so that would kind of (possibly?) cancel out the whole "like a theif in the night." Also, like I said earlier when talking with my family, the signs of the end times such as "The twin towers will fall," "The waters will roar" not all of those predictions have yet come to pass and it states, unless I'm mistaking, that those things listed will come to pass before the rapture. I don't know what will happen. Nobody does and noone can really say what will or will not happen, but we've had many of these "scares" and most were not accurate. I just am not going to let myself dwell on it. I know that when God does come to take his people home that I am going and I won't be left behind to endure those horrific things that will happen. I only worry for those who will be left behind. Well, those are my gatherings. I hope the rapture doesn't happen yet. I'm too young to die! Lol. I gotta lotta livin' to do!
05/21/2011
K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by wetone123
From studying the Mayans and the Bible I tend to think the Mayans simply did not get to finish their calender. I get a newsletter from the main website of the Mayan Prophecy and can send it to you if you like. It is very interesting and some of it ...
Me too! I was just talking about the last few sentences you wrote earlier! I totally get where your coming from. Nice to meet another person here who studies the bible & all! I always feel left out lol because a lot of my knowledge (not that I really have that much of it anyways lol) does have to do with my bible studying habits.
05/21/2011
chikillabonita chikillabonita
ok so today is saturday nd i woke up nd yea!!! something happend.....i woke up with the flu...aww man...y me????
05/21/2011
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