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What baby animal could take over the world if they were all Evil?

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Contributor: Mwar Mwar
I have a feeling kitten will win, so I'm going to include it in the list, but I'm looking for second place too!

Premise: If an animal species stood in cute baby form, and was inherently evil, which baby animal species would most likely (and successfully) take over the world?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Puppy!
Lildrummrgurl7
1  (2%)
Kitten!
laflauta , SiNn , switzerland , T&A1987 , HusbandandWife , Princess Zelda , digit88 , quinceykay , Elias McLovin , RomanticGoth , Eva Schwaltz , xyrella , Melan!e , KyotoAngel , treefrog88 , GONE! , richsam , dv8 , MissCandyland , xxombie , Abombadong , melissa1973 , SecretKinksters , Artishok
24  (52%)
Chinchilla!
Ms. N , Sundae Sparkles
2  (4%)
Bunny!
Incendiaire , amazon
2  (4%)
Tiger/Wild Feline
Gettinmymojoback
1  (2%)
Elephant
Geogeo , pasdechat , LovesAPoet
3  (7%)
Seal
Dolphin
Duck/Chick
Penguin
Hedgehog
Sammi , ChickenFeathers , eeep
3  (7%)
Bear Cub
Falsepast
1  (2%)
Other: I LOVE THEM ALL!!
Scrawberry78 , Kindred , SimpleTeaser , Allstars316 , Breas , ViVix
6  (13%)
You're high to come up with this question
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) , M&H , duff
3  (7%)
Total votes: 46
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
Honestly, we would be more likely to be taken over by rats than these animals due to their incredible intelligence, adaptability, and widespread numbers. Perhaps I am slightly biased, because I love rats.
07/22/2012
Contributor: Mwar Mwar
Quote:
Originally posted by Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
Honestly, we would be more likely to be taken over by rats than these animals due to their incredible intelligence, adaptability, and widespread numbers. Perhaps I am slightly biased, because I love rats.
I agree with you. I thought of putting rats, but thought people wouldn't go for it because of the "cute" factor compared to animals.

I love rats too. They're much nicer than other rodents, like hamsters.
07/22/2012
Contributor: Geogeo Geogeo
An elephant would still be huge so I pick that.
07/22/2012
Contributor: laflauta laflauta
Kittens are everywhere; they would have no problem spreading their evil. They've already taken over the internet.
07/22/2012
Contributor: SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by Mwar
I have a feeling kitten will win, so I'm going to include it in the list, but I'm looking for second place too!

Premise: If an animal species stood in cute baby form, and was inherently evil, which baby animal species would most likely ... more
deff a kitten n all that fluffy cuteness
07/22/2012
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
Never underestimate the bunny.
07/22/2012
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
cats are already evil, but thankfully lazy.
07/22/2012
Contributor: Scrawberry78 Scrawberry78
I cant pick just one. I think it would be tiger's or puppy's.
07/22/2012
Contributor: Gettinmymojoback Gettinmymojoback
Quote:
Originally posted by Mwar
I have a feeling kitten will win, so I'm going to include it in the list, but I'm looking for second place too!

Premise: If an animal species stood in cute baby form, and was inherently evil, which baby animal species would most likely ... more
I don't know, tigers are bad ass! Plus it is a kitten like baby cat animal!
07/22/2012
Contributor: HusbandandWife HusbandandWife
Voted kitten, but I still think you were high when you came up with this.
07/22/2012
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
What, no baby llama?
07/22/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
What, no baby llama?
Ditto - my bets are on the llamas.
07/22/2012
Contributor: Princess Zelda Princess Zelda
Kittens... They would use their cuteness for evil.
07/22/2012
Contributor: pasdechat pasdechat
Elephants and dolphins are both incredibly smart - like, possibly as smart as apes - so I'd go with one of them. Dolphins are sort of limited to the water, though, so my money is on elephants.
07/22/2012
Contributor: digit88 digit88
Quote:
Originally posted by Mwar
I have a feeling kitten will win, so I'm going to include it in the list, but I'm looking for second place too!

Premise: If an animal species stood in cute baby form, and was inherently evil, which baby animal species would most likely ... more
cats
07/22/2012
Contributor: RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
Kittens!
07/22/2012
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
How has no one said puppy?! Has no one seen a bulldog puppy? So cute!
07/22/2012
Contributor: Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
My first choice would have been a rat too.
07/22/2012
Contributor: amazon amazon
Well, according to Monty Python.. the Bunny
07/22/2012
Contributor: duff duff
Dolphines or elephants
07/22/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
Cats could rule the world!
07/22/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
All the baby animals would band together and use their evil cute powers on us gullible human types.
But if it had to only be one it'd be cats.
07/22/2012
Contributor: Voir Voir
I'll go with rats or mice considering they have the shortest gestation period and have more litters of babies than any other mammal... but they kinda already have taken over the world os...
07/23/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Quote:
Originally posted by Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
Honestly, we would be more likely to be taken over by rats than these animals due to their incredible intelligence, adaptability, and widespread numbers. Perhaps I am slightly biased, because I love rats.
This is an excellent point. And I would let them because they are totally cute!
07/23/2012
Contributor: richsam richsam
Quote:
Originally posted by Mwar
I have a feeling kitten will win, so I'm going to include it in the list, but I'm looking for second place too!

Premise: If an animal species stood in cute baby form, and was inherently evil, which baby animal species would most likely ... more
Kitten!
07/23/2012
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
If you aren't convinced that rats are cute, allow me to offer some proof:

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07/23/2012
Contributor: ChickenFeathers ChickenFeathers
Hedgehogs. They're the most unlikely.
07/23/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
Kittens! RAWR!
08/31/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
Obviously bear cubs.
08/31/2012