What’s the NAME of that Sex Toy?

Contributor: PassionateLover2 PassionateLover2
When taking into account all the Sex Toys you own, are you the type of person who likes to have fun and give your toys a special "pet" NAME?

For example, when you're in that moment of sexual bliss and you want to reach for the Hitachi Magic Wand, do you say, "I want my Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator" or do you say, "I want 'Jimbo'!!!" Do you say, "I want my LELO PicoBong Moka – g-spot vibrator" or do you say, "I want my 'Pink Lady'!!!"

A name is in the eyes of the beholder, but do YOU find it unique and fun to give you Sex Toys that special nickname or Pet name? This is a private Poll.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I’m a male and give ALL my toys a PET Name!
I’m a male and give only my favorite toys a PET Name
1  (1%)
I’m a male and are you joking, NO way?
11  (16%)
I’m a female and give ALL my toys a PET Name!
2  (3%)
I’m a female and give only my favorite toys a PET Name
15  (22%)
I’m a female and are you joking, NO way?
26  (38%)
Other
13  (19%)
Total votes: 68
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Gracie Gracie
I don't know why it happens, and it has nothing to do with how often I use a toy. My 2 most frequently used toys are Intensity and Mimi. I always think of them by their names. But I do have some toys that I have other names I use. For instance my first silicone toy was the evolved All on Red, and I just started thinking of it as Big Red. Then my Tantus Vamp I started calling Bill. Maybe it has something to do with how well the toy was named by the maker? I'm still not sure how some of my toys ended up with nicknames.
05/20/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
only my favorites gain a pet name..
05/20/2012
Contributor: VelvetDragon VelvetDragon
I wouldn't vote "Are you joking, no way!" because I don't think it warrants that strong of a reaction. There's nothing wrong with naming toys.

That said, I have never named one, and probably won't ever. I identify my toys by their actual name from the manufacturer, or the brand name, i.e. my Hitachi, my Intensity, my Amethyst.
05/20/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
So far i just go with the names given. Bandit, O2 Cush, etc.
05/20/2012
Contributor: starryeyedangel starryeyedangel
Only my favorites get pet names.
05/20/2012
Contributor: Peaches2000 Peaches2000
Quote:
Originally posted by PassionateLover2
When taking into account all the Sex Toys you own, are you the type of person who likes to have fun and give your toys a special "pet" NAME?

For example, when you're in that moment of sexual bliss and you want to reach for the ... more
I had never thought of naming them. I usually refer to them by their shape and color.
05/20/2012
Contributor: null null
I normally refer to them by shortened versions of their names; except for my werewolves, I call those small and medium.
05/20/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
I only have a name for a couple of my favorite toys.
05/20/2012
Contributor: ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by PassionateLover2
When taking into account all the Sex Toys you own, are you the type of person who likes to have fun and give your toys a special "pet" NAME?

For example, when you're in that moment of sexual bliss and you want to reach for the ... more
I give my favorites names.
05/20/2012
Contributor: Bullfroggy and Rose Bullfroggy and Rose
Normally it is more like "try the pink one , no , the other pink one yeah that one"
05/20/2012
Contributor: G&L G&L
Neither me nor my name our sex toys.
05/20/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
No, I usually end up either shortening its name or calling it by its color, shape or container.
05/21/2012
Contributor: Ningyo Ningyo
Quote:
Originally posted by Gracie
I don't know why it happens, and it has nothing to do with how often I use a toy. My 2 most frequently used toys are Intensity and Mimi. I always think of them by their names. But I do have some toys that I have other names I use. For ... more
Lol, Bill from True Blood?
05/21/2012
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
Quote:
Originally posted by PassionateLover2
When taking into account all the Sex Toys you own, are you the type of person who likes to have fun and give your toys a special "pet" NAME?

For example, when you're in that moment of sexual bliss and you want to reach for the ... more
None of my toys have pet names. However, when I'm talking about Maverick, the toy is referred to as "he" opposed to it. Also, I talk about my Hitachi more affectionately than other toys. So, while none of my toys have names, certain items are treated more unique.
05/21/2012
Contributor: sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
I just call it by its color or name.
05/21/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
I don't name mine...lol
05/21/2012
Contributor: Scott Ghost Scott Ghost
This is something I just don't really think about, At all lol.
05/21/2012
Contributor: shcoo shcoo
I've only named my two favorites, Rudy and Zack.
05/21/2012
Contributor: VioletMoonstone VioletMoonstone
It never came to mind to name my toys and I don't plan on it. I think it would be too silly and it would ruin my mood. lol.
05/21/2012
Contributor: Gracie Gracie
Quote:
Originally posted by Ningyo
Lol, Bill from True Blood?
not exactly
05/21/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I don't name any of them
05/21/2012
Contributor: mpfm mpfm
We name most of ours. It just makes it easier to identify which one we want. Sometimes we use the given manufactured name, but often come up with something else. It's a bit silly, but it adds to the fun.
05/21/2012
Contributor: AliMc AliMc
I just refer to mine by their actual names
05/21/2012
Contributor: PassionateLover2 PassionateLover2
Quote:
Originally posted by PassionateLover2
When taking into account all the Sex Toys you own, are you the type of person who likes to have fun and give your toys a special "pet" NAME?

For example, when you're in that moment of sexual bliss and you want to reach for the ... more
Frankly, it is not my thing; I've got too may toys!
05/24/2012
Contributor: DustBunny DustBunny
Not my thing at all, but to each their own.
05/24/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I like naming stuff, so my favorites will sometimes get names. I originally wanted to name them all, but dropped that idea since I realized I'll probably be collecting toys all my life and didn't want to strain myself coming up with good names for every single one.

The only one that gets called by his pet name consistently is my VixSkin Tex, which I named Aldan.
06/20/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by PassionateLover2
When taking into account all the Sex Toys you own, are you the type of person who likes to have fun and give your toys a special "pet" NAME?

For example, when you're in that moment of sexual bliss and you want to reach for the ... more
Never have even considered giving a "name" to any of my toys. Couldn't remember all their names even if I did!!!!
06/20/2012
Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
I haven't given any of my toys names. Sometimes they get called by a description rather than a name, like "the pink one" or "the one with the handle" but that's about it.

Kind of odd considering I name other inanimate things... My stereo's name is Lucas.
07/22/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
I have given many of my toys names but then I started get more and more toys and it became a hassle since most toys already comes with their own convenient names.
07/22/2012