What should I list as my ' Job '?

Contributor: XxXxX XxXxX
Ok, this is probably going to be the stupidest post in the history of Eden, BUT, I keep getting shit from my family and friends to update my work info on my REAL facebook account. Now, as most of you know, I am a Cam Girl, now this doesn't seem like it would really fly with alot of the family and friends that I have on there, so I am taking it to the boards. I do a few other things, like write for SexIs, granted it is not a paying job, though I do technically get paid in points which funds my regular job in the form of toys and outfits. And I am a reviewer. So, I dont want to totally make something up so I am coming to you guys. What should I list my work as, and please, have mercy!
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Hey MOM, I am a Cam Whore!
married with children , brevado
2  (3%)
Online Adult Entertainment
Girly Juice
1  (1%)
Writer for an online magazine
KrissyNovacaine , SkylarrStarr , snowyslut , Do emu , Katelyn , neil i.
6  (8%)
Writer for an online SEX magazine!
Product testing and reviewing
Dixiemomma , Augustxsins , TrenchcoatHunters , Feisty , Lioncub , Lavendar , clockwork451 , Master DarkWolf , mrs.mckrakn , GenderSexplorations , DreamWolf , Deeder , Sangsara , SMichelle , DeliciousSurprise , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , Voilet , Andrey2052 , bunny love , kitty1949 , solitudinarian , Kroo , Nightstone , bayosgirl , GONE! , travelnurse , Falsepast , heather-mooney , darthkitt3n , Sodom and Gomorrah , Alyona , freud13 , (k)InkyIvy , padmeamidala , mama2007 , skeeterlynn , FallFire , BG529 , PropertyOfPotter , Ms. N , panthercat23 , WhoopieDoo , giftdgecko , TWE112 , deltalima , Allstars316 , TheirPet , Ryuson , Bex1331 , *Camoprincess* , dirtythoughts:) , Kissaki , Noelle , Missmarc , tortilla , Mamastoys , BlooJay , LoveBug721 , ScarletFox , LAndJ , digit88 , charmedtomeetyou , Vaginas , amazon , Ex-prude , Thumper Logic , Wonderstruck , KyotoAngel , Artishok , dv8
70  (89%)
Sex Toy and Lingerie Testing and Reviewing!
Total votes: 79
Poll is closed
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Contributor: mistressg mistressg
I'm actually in the same boat as you. I'm interested to see what people come up with!
08/17/2012
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
I'd tell them to screw off if you're not comfortable putting what you do on your Facebook page.

If people ask what I do with my days and I think they wouldn't approve I usually default to "product testing and reviewing." I don't have anything on my FB.
08/17/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
If it were me, I would tell them, but since you don't think it would fly well. I would go with something along the lines of product tester, reviewer, and magazine articles.
08/17/2012
Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
"Entertainment industry" sounds good to me... no need to elaborate.
08/17/2012
Contributor: Lioncub Lioncub
I'd go with the product tester.
08/17/2012
Contributor: XxXxX XxXxX
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
If it were me, I would tell them, but since you don't think it would fly well. I would go with something along the lines of product tester, reviewer, and magazine articles.
There are alot of people who know already, but some of my family would not be happy, in fact they might cause a rift within the family. I am the peace keeper, unless I really dont like someone, so I would rather not bring shame to my family... if thats what it would do.

I would love to tell the world... but there are others to think about as well, most importantly, my children.
08/17/2012
Contributor: XxXxX XxXxX
Quote:
Originally posted by XxXxX
Ok, this is probably going to be the stupidest post in the history of Eden, BUT, I keep getting shit from my family and friends to update my work info on my REAL facebook account. Now, as most of you know, I am a Cam Girl, now this doesn't seem ... more
Thanks for having mercy and not going with the obvious ones with SEX, WHORE and whatever else You guys are great. I am going to wait til tomorrow and then update
08/17/2012
Contributor: clockwork451 clockwork451
Product testing sounds legit.
08/17/2012
Contributor: Master DarkWolf Master DarkWolf
5th one won't make them say "oh, can we see some of your writings?"
08/17/2012
Contributor: mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
DEFF A TESTER AND REVIEW. SOUNDS NICER AND POLITICALLY CORRECT
08/17/2012
Contributor: GenderSexplorations GenderSexplorations
Product testing is what I would go with.
08/17/2012
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Master DarkWolf
5th one won't make them say "oh, can we see some of your writings?"
~lol Indeed... ^^
08/17/2012
Contributor: Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
#5 might be the most socially acceptable, but as Master Darkwolf said, the minute someone asks for a sample or link, the secret is out. If you're not comfortable posting it to FB, YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO DO SO. I'm with Kira— tell them to screw off!
08/17/2012
Contributor: Sangsara Sangsara
I had the opposite problem- the adult toy store that I work at asked me NOT to put their name on my Facebook page. I have a separate page for Eden because I c
Ick 'like' a lot and the advertisements end up on the Facebook feed. Not good if your friends have kids walking around the house so I opened another account.
08/18/2012
Contributor: Sangsara Sangsara
Quote:
Originally posted by Sangsara
I had the opposite problem- the adult toy store that I work at asked me NOT to put their name on my Facebook page. I have a separate page for Eden because I c
Ick 'like' a lot and the advertisements end up on the Facebook feed. Not good if ... more
But to answer your question I'd include writer and tester and reviewer and entertainment simply put
08/18/2012
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
The closest I'd come to the truth is to claim to work for an online catalog, perhaps as a copywriter, but never in a million years would I find the courage to work as a cam girl, or admit to anyone in the real world that I've so much as reviewed a single sex toy. I'm a great big socially awkward prude with body image issues and a general terror of humans. I can barely stand up to my mom when she disapproves of my order in a restaurant or doesn't like my tee shirt, so I certainly wouldn't be telling her that EF exists. Therefore, my opinion here isn't particularly valid.
08/18/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
One of my other fellow cam model friends as you are Lillie. Lists herself as a work from home as a data entry clerk. I just have a homemaker on mines.
08/18/2012
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
I just leave it blank, but I don't cave to pressure.
08/18/2012
Contributor: bunny love bunny love
Eh, it's just Facebook. Put whatever you want or leave it blank. People take Facebook wayyyy too seriously.
08/18/2012
Contributor: kitty1949 kitty1949
Testing and reviewing. It's accurate.
08/18/2012
Contributor: SkylarrStarr SkylarrStarr
I picked online magazine, but other posters are right...people will be asking for examples and links. You could say you give online advice, and due to the privacy of your clients you cannot provide any additional information.

Or just leave it blank. People are so nosy sometimes!
08/18/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I feel you. Almost everything I do for pay at this point is somehow connected to something people would consider "dirty." =/
08/18/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
I like product tester!
08/18/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
Product tester seems the best.
08/18/2012
Contributor: freud13 freud13
I like product tester but at the end of the day it's your facebook account and you should not be pressured to put work info on there if you don't want to. I don't think there is any shame in being a cam girl or writing for sexis or reviewing sex toys. However, I know that some people can be very judgmental of these things so I would go with something that you are comfortable with.
08/18/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I like Product Tester
08/18/2012
Contributor: panthercat23 panthercat23
product tester can work, though I'm sure some people will ask what kind of products you test.
08/18/2012
Contributor: giftdgecko giftdgecko
It's probably easier to just put product tester. You do test products and let the world know how well they work
08/18/2012
Contributor: TWE112 TWE112
guess id go with the majority
08/18/2012