What is the worst/best/funniest/mo st spiteful thing you've done (or seriously considered to do) after a break up?

Contributor: Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
None of the above..but have found phone numbers, photos, or gifts that my husband got from other women and have destroyed/hidden them (in the garbage)
07/31/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Other-I start to tell the truth about the person. I stop making excuses for the behavior they had while we were dating. It's not spiteful though, just the truth where before I may have omitted things to his friends or ours etc.

None of the above things would do anything. If a guy ever cheated on me it would be a different story though. There would be more than words. Don't cheat on me lol.
08/01/2010
Contributor: usmcwife99 usmcwife99
Ive seriously considered doing stuff wehn me and my husband were dating and broke up a few times. I never actually did it thoe.
08/05/2010
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
I never really was a bitch post breakup. I actually kept things we got together or had gotten as a gift but return his things.
08/05/2010
Contributor: sexysweetieshan sexysweetieshan
I'm probably weird, I keep anything from my old boyfriends, because even if I don't like them anymore, I like to have their pictures or gifts to keep to remember the times when I did like/love them. It was part of my life, so I like to remember it.
08/05/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
I am NOW a sensible and mature adult and when I left my husband, I took only what was mine (despite the fact that I could have sold his Pez collection that he had in my storage shed...) and walked away peaceably.

However, when I was 18, I was far from sensible OR mature...and I have done things that I'm not proud of now, but at the time felt was justifiable.
08/05/2010
Contributor: Sera Sera
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Originally posted by Taylor Violet LXIX
I'm generally not a spiteful person, but the few days/weeks following a break up I entertain some pretty terrible ideas even if I don't go through with them. I'd like to see what other people do/think about the subject.
I don't know. I've done some pretty mean shit...but I've had some really shitty boyfriends as well...
08/07/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
Other. I honestly have no idea what I would consider or do. I've not had a messy break up before. Just a little one that really didn't mean anything to me in high school. And the next person I was with I've been with for 8 years. ... more
Well, never saw it coming, but since I am now in a messy break up, I'm definitely considering plenty of stuff. Not sure about "doing" but my mind is an arsenal of bad thoughts.
09/16/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Taylor Violet LXIX
I'm generally not a spiteful person, but the few days/weeks following a break up I entertain some pretty terrible ideas even if I don't go through with them. I'd like to see what other people do/think about the subject.
Not because I am a sensible adult though totally. When I decide to break it off with someone I don't want to think about them, see them or have anything more to do with them. I walk away and just before I leave my famous words are, "From this moment on you are dead to me." I have to really want it to be over to say this though so it's pretty rare.
09/16/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Think I'll go with the sensible adult action, but then again depends on how bad it is...
09/17/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I've done a little button pushing, but nothing major. I usually tend to just leave things be, with my last ex I ended up blocking him on facebook (we were already unfriended) because I found out that he was calling my friends (I told them it was totally cool to keep talking so long as I wasn't the subject) and he was basically trying to get as much information about what I was doing as possible. I warned my friends and him, and it stopped.

His last girlfriend had given him some shirts of hers that he didn't like wearing because they were too tight on him and they somehow ended up in my closet. Well one I wear when I work on the car because I don't care about getting it covered in oil and shit, and the rest, I turned into bags and posted them for sale cuz I was tired of looking at them, lol
09/17/2010
Contributor: mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
nothing. theres no point
09/17/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
Hooking up a with a best friend, but not out of spite, just because I'd thought they were sexy forever. Also I left my first girlfriend for a boy she had a crush on... it would have made a good Jerry Springer episode "I left my lesbian lover for a goth transvestite"
09/17/2010
Contributor: Hannah Savage Hannah Savage
I usually just try to close things off as neatly as possible. Cut ties, remove him from social networks, change phone number if necessary, etc.

I did break up with someone that made a lot of threats to me, though. It was really terrifying. Threatening to put intimate pictures of us on websites and send them to my family, blackmail I guess. Just awful. Now... I will never take those kinds of pictures again.
09/17/2010
Contributor: mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
for some reason blocked this outta my memory. made out with a boy my ex didnt like.
09/22/2010
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
I mean, as far as dramatics go, once I took a little plush heart that my ex got me from Build a Bear- just a tiny little heart that he painted my name on, and I lit it on fire.
I just didn't want it, it seemed like a delightful melodramatic release for me! It wasn't significant or anything, and no one ever found out, it wasn't like I sent him pictures lol


Also, this is the most immature and hurtful thing, definitely not funny at alll... But I was so upset and distraught, not in a good place mentally, so I ended up hurting myself after a breakup. (I have a history of self-harm, and had stopped for over a year when this happened.) Yeah, that was like hell for him because he found out about it and that was the one thing he definitely didn't want to have happen. It was so immature of me. Not one of my shining moments, since in the midst of it all, I wasn't thinking about how I was manipulating the situation, but afterward I knew I did it just to hurt him as much as he hurt me.

But now, I'm more 'mature' and I just move on. No need for dramatics!
09/22/2010
Contributor: Trashley Trashley
I wish I could choose I'm a sensible adult, but I just turned twenty and started acting like the sober adult I now am recently. I always slept with my ex's friends, thinking it would get back at them somehow. In high school, it worked like a charm, but if I did it now, I'd just feel like a stupid slut. In high school, it's so much more about status and possession and who's who, but now that shit doesn't fly. And it shouldn't! Glad I'm over all that stuff :]
09/23/2010
Contributor: Riccio Riccio
"Living well is the best revenge." George Herbert, English clergyman & metaphysical poet (1593 - 1633)
09/26/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
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Originally posted by Madeira
Hooking up a with a best friend, but not out of spite, just because I'd thought they were sexy forever. Also I left my first girlfriend for a boy she had a crush on... it would have made a good Jerry Springer episode "I left my lesbian ... more
Ditto. I did it a few times, but mostly just because I had always wanted to fuck them but couldn't because they were previously off limits due to mutual-friend-status. Of course the fact that it would piss the ex off never hurts...okay...maybe it was just a little spiteful...

Long story short: don't fuck with me, lovers of the world. Gloves come off if you wrong me and you will live to regret it.
09/26/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Riccio
"Living well is the best revenge." George Herbert, English clergyman & metaphysical poet (1593 - 1633)
A motto I push to the fullest
09/26/2010
Contributor: onehotmomma onehotmomma
Now, I wouldn't do anything. I'm too old for bullsh*t like that, but when I was 19, and my boyfriend moved out of my house he left his W-2 forms and paycheck he just got at my house. I would like to make it clear that he left me for another girl, who lived almost 2 hours away from me. Since he left his W-2's, and his current paycheck OUTSIDE in a filebox that he forgot (the other stuff in there wasn't anything important) he wanted ME to drive it down to HIM. I told him hell no. You're the jerk that left them there, and you are the one moving 2 hours away, not my problem. It was pouring down rain (it always is in Washington) That box sat there for 2 months, untouched. I think one of my parents eventually threw everything in it away.
09/27/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by P'Gell
The worst thing I have done is destroy a pic of an old girlfriend of My Man's. I do his laundry and thus am in his drawers, putting things away. I found the pic and told him about it, I said, "I don't mind if you keep it, but PLEASE put ... more
I think he's over it...after 20 years I wonder if he even remembers what she looked like! Don't ask him though, poor dear he'll just trip over his tongue.
I found a pair of panties belonging to one of Sigel's ex's and I hung them on our bedpost and ask him if he was wanting me to wash them or frame them. He had the decency to blush and got rid of them.
09/30/2010
Contributor: Riccio Riccio
"Living well is the best revenge." George Herbert
09/30/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
I think he's over it...after 20 years I wonder if he even remembers what she looked like! Don't ask him though, poor dear he'll just trip over his tongue.
I found a pair of panties belonging to one of Sigel's ex's and I hung ... more
Pure class!
09/30/2010
Contributor: VieuxCarre VieuxCarre
Break up and move on. Lingering on the past is just stupid. If he/she hurt you, then you got out of it. Be happy, not miserable.
09/30/2010
Contributor: Persephone's Addiction Persephone's Addiction
I had an ex that did some pretty heinous shit after I broke up with him, so I logged into his yahoo profile and changed it to say some rather "humorous" things, changed his picture to a really crusty looking old man in drag and then signed him up for a porn site that would send him weekly emails... hehehe

edit: for the record, I was 18 when I did that.
10/01/2010
Contributor: Jenniae09 Jenniae09
One of my past partners cheated on me with nearly 80 girls (mostly kissing, dates, but a lot were sex too.) in a span of 5 months. I had sex with him every day too. We also discussed him cheating on me twice.
So needless to say I printed out every bit of truth I had about the girls (he gave me his password, I printed the messages) and put it in a old record box. He LOVED records so I figured it would be the greatest surprise to open up my proof for Christmas instead of an actual record. I video taped him opening it up in front of ALL of his family Christmas morning. Then I put on myspace/facebook.
I felt really bad about doing it right before he opened it. I wouldn't let him open the gift at first, but he fought for it. A week of me posting the video I felt bad, but all my friends were happy I went through with it. Now I kinda look back and say he deserved it (he raped and tried to get me pregnant so I "couldn't leave him after Christmas), but sadly hasn't learned from it. He could at least say he wants an open relationship! I am fine with that, but when you lie it's a bad ending.
10/01/2010
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
I've never done anything too spiteful. I have found that the best revenge is being sincerely happy without them.
10/28/2010
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Got with a friend..lol!
11/30/2010
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
I've honestly never thought of doing anything to an ex. But then I have never had a really bad break-up.
I'm more self-destructive.
11/30/2010