Hahaha, I'd have laughed at that. It's kind of absurd humor, like there are other places that really have the breast milk market cornered.

I haven't lactated myself, but I can get a bit of fluid to come out, sometimes it looks like milk. Sometimes my partner is enthusiastic about it. I'm just curious if others have had similar experiences/desires.

Does it seem to appear at certain times or during certain activities? I have never experienced fluid from from my nipples, but it sounds like it would be kind of cool and something I wouldn't mind trying to do.

I don't experience any "leaking" but I can almost always get drops of fluid if I gently massage my breast from the outer parts inward toward the nipple. I don't know if I can get more out during certain times of my cycle or during certain activities. My partner can squeeze a little fluid out of me, too.

I've seen clear fluid and white fluid and sometimes whitish-yellow. I haven't tasted much of it, but my partner says it tastes thicker than water but doesn't have much taste, and can vary from time to time on flavor.

I recommend you take a little you-time and see how you like the feeling of it. Hope you like it!

All of that is so exciting! Let us know what you think of the milk! I wish you both a healthy pregnancy.

I started having that fluid when I was late in my teens. It was clear, yellow, a little white. I don't know if it started because of stimulation to my breasts or if it was hormonal. I still occasionally have a bit. At first it worried me, but after a little research, I found that it is fairly common. I also learned a little about self-induced lactation at the time, and I thought that was really cool! My fiance and I never plan to have children (I don't think I am capable, anyways), and he doesn't like lactation so much. But I have a strange fascination with it. I just want to see this stuff coming from my body! I have looked into pumps and teas to help the process. Also, I know a few people who lactate after being pregnant and now have larger breasts. Is this due to only pregnancy, or is it lactation, or both? When I was younger, I was had C cups and lost weight, reducing my breasts to B cups. I would never want them to be larger than Cs due to our personal tastes, but I am wondering if a little growth could be an interesting side affect? But would the overall appearance of my breasts change a lot, even without pregnancy? I'd really like to hear detailed stories from people who have lactated without being pregnant!!

I have heard it can be bad. It can be a sign of infection or a tumor, especially if bloody! But some people get a (non bloody!) discharge after a lot of stimulation, or using certain medications. I've had a little discharge for almost 10 years and my breasts seem healthy. But it's not a bad idea to talk to your doctor if you are surprised by a fluid coming out of your breasts!

awesome

Go for it! At the very least, talking about it might make you feel more comfortable if it were to come out when you weren't expecting it.

Thank you, I guess I never thought it would be appealing glad to see there is still so much for me to learn.

I had some secretion and decided to get a check up. I had full hormonal tests, even for fertility and yes, a pregnancy test. And everything turned out normal. But yes, even if my doctor never mentioned it, it was obvious that if the test results were not normal, there was a possiblity of a brain tumor. He checked my eyes and peripheral vision.

(Free healthcare in Canada kind of helps when it comes to consult a doctor and get a battery of tests.)