If you Could Screw any Cartoon Character Who Would it be?

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If you Could Screw any Cartoon Character Who Would it be?

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Contributor: fungo fungo
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
I'd go for Meg over Lois.
Meg has not had sex with all the members of KISS. Whether that is a plus or a minus is a matter of opinion
08/13/2010
Contributor: YoungCouple YoungCouple
Ariel from the little mermaid (with legs)
Amy Wong from futurama
Mrs. Incredible
08/13/2010
Contributor: NightNight NightNight
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Roger Smith from the giant robot anime 'The Big O'. Steve Blum's voice, tall dark guy in a suit ... yeah, would totally knock him to the floor.
Yes!! What a hunk!!! I've got a weird thing for Dorothy, too.

My biggest anime crush is on Motoko Kusanagi. Especially in the comics and first movie... she seems slightly more masculine
08/13/2010
Contributor: AU AU
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Originally posted by clp
Howl!! From Howl's Moving Castle!! Oh Lord. This is not a new fantasy, either.
Howl makes my heart race.
08/15/2010
Contributor: AU AU
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Originally posted by Heather
HOLY COW! Pirotess is......good lord this total hetero prude would consider.....For goodness sakes it's an animated character and I'm stammering.
Tee-hee! I'm glad you like her!
08/15/2010
Contributor: NightNight NightNight
Oooh I got another one... Ryoga Hibiki
Definitely have had fantasies about winning his heart before falling asleep after reading
08/16/2010
Contributor: AU AU
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Originally posted by NightNight
Oooh I got another one... Ryoga Hibiki
Definitely have had fantasies about winning his heart before falling asleep after reading
Ryoga is pretty cute. Hehe, especially as a pig.
08/16/2010
Contributor: kck kck
12 year-old me says Ash Ketchum.
Awkward.
08/16/2010
Contributor: seaofneptune seaofneptune
I always liked Spiderman - but in the black suit.
08/16/2010
Contributor: kck kck
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Originally posted by seaofneptune
I always liked Spiderman - but in the black suit.
Venom! Yesssssssss. And that tongue.....
08/16/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Fry from Futurama


Aladdin

Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty

Batman

Roger Smith

Kakashi from Naruto


OMG Trent Lane from Daria.. he was the SEXIEST beast ever.

Oh and Jessica Rabbit... sooo smokin' hot.
Also Posion Ivy and Harley Quinn
08/16/2010
Contributor: Nihilanth Nihilanth
Faye - from Cowboy Bebop! She's so smoking hot in those costumes of her, and so sexy and sassy and naughty in her attitude. Love her! She's the sexiest toon for me.

And then Cheetara, from ThunderCats. She's hot too!
And (I can't believe I'm saying this!) Lion-O too!
08/18/2010
Contributor: Evoluchun Evoluchun
I have always had an obsession with ariel the little mermaind I think she could be a real bad girl I prefer her without the fins though ha ha although guess she might be a little more fishy then
08/21/2010
Contributor: Persephone's Addiction Persephone's Addiction
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Originally posted by PonyPlay
So I broadening the horizons... If you could do any cartoon character ever made who would it be? Comic book characters count and super heroes. Don't be shy I know that there has to be at least one out there that you have thought about. Personally ... more
Considering how disgusted Nny is with the idea of sex, I don't think he'd be much fun in bed. I'd rather have sex with happy noodle boy.
08/23/2010
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Disney's Mulan.

Strong, brave, sticks up for her beliefs, and very attractive. Yum!
08/23/2010
Contributor: PonyPlay PonyPlay
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Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
Disney's Mulan.

Strong, brave, sticks up for her beliefs, and very attractive. Yum!
Don't forget into gender play!
08/26/2010
Contributor: PonyPlay PonyPlay
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Originally posted by Persephone's Addiction
Considering how disgusted Nny is with the idea of sex, I don't think he'd be much fun in bed. I'd rather have sex with happy noodle boy.
I don't know I think there is a definite kink streak in that book if you read between the lines. Let's just say I could see Jhonen Vazquez as one of those nutty sex addict type people. Maybe I just am to much into BDSM and don't know the difference lol.
08/26/2010
Contributor: MsTryska MsTryska
Quote:
Originally posted by PonyPlay
So I broadening the horizons... If you could do any cartoon character ever made who would it be? Comic book characters count and super heroes. Don't be shy I know that there has to be at least one out there that you have thought about. Personally ... more
Optimus Prime for some bizarre reason. I didn't get turned on by him until The first Transformers movie though.
08/26/2010
Contributor: Persephone's Addiction Persephone's Addiction
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Originally posted by MsTryska
Optimus Prime for some bizarre reason. I didn't get turned on by him until The first Transformers movie though.
Optimus Prime?! LOL That's awesome.
08/26/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by gone77
I IDOLIZED Cheetara as a little girl! So cool to see someone reference the Thunder Cats.
Did you ever watch Robot Chicken? There are a few funny Thundercats skits... but yeah it was one of my favorites when I was a kid and I still watch it on DVD sometimes now!
08/26/2010
Contributor: MsTryska MsTryska
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Originally posted by Persephone's Addiction
Optimus Prime?! LOL That's awesome.
He's all butch and hot and honorable. And he's got a big rig!
08/26/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
I'd go for Meg over Lois.
Meg over Lois? Really? Ever see the episode where Meg & Brian hoked up?
08/27/2010
Contributor: AU AU
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Originally posted by MsTryska
Optimus Prime for some bizarre reason. I didn't get turned on by him until The first Transformers movie though.
Heheh, my significant other would love to hear that. He's a big Transformers fan. Old school, though. We have not watched the recent live action movies.

I think I would take a Decepticon over an Autobot. Just my taste.
08/27/2010
Contributor: MsTryska MsTryska
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Originally posted by AU
Heheh, my significant other would love to hear that. He's a big Transformers fan. Old school, though. We have not watched the recent live action movies.

I think I would take a Decepticon over an Autobot. Just my taste.
You gotta check out at least the first Movie - the second one...meh not so much.

The autobots are way hotter in the movies. They've stylized the decepticons to be all insect-like.
08/27/2010
Contributor: AU AU
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Originally posted by MsTryska
You gotta check out at least the first Movie - the second one...meh not so much.

The autobots are way hotter in the movies. They've stylized the decepticons to be all insect-like.
I knew someone would say I must watch the first movie! We have seen plenty of clips and some things rubbed us the wrong way, especially in the design area. But I do recall some interesting things about them, too.

I have no idea when we'll watch it as we don't watch movies almost at all (like two to five a year, usually pretty old ones), but I'm sure we will give in and see it one day.
08/28/2010
Contributor: bend over hottie bend over hottie
Spongebob...Could you imagine having a different hole every day for the rest of your life? lol

I'm going to have to say wonder women...would be really hot to have a women who could throw me around sometimes
08/31/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Jessica rabbit, from Who framed Roger rabbit.
Me too
08/31/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by PonyPlay
So I broadening the horizons... If you could do any cartoon character ever made who would it be? Comic book characters count and super heroes. Don't be shy I know that there has to be at least one out there that you have thought about. Personally ... more
If we are counting Comic book characters... the Punisher
08/31/2010
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
WOLVERINE! It would be torrid!

For sweet sex I would go with Aladin.
08/31/2010
Contributor: EndlessFrost EndlessFrost
I can't pick. Most of them I'd rather just watch do it with each other. I clearly have some voyeuristic tendencies that need to be addressed.
09/12/2010