Who is the most inappropriate person you've ever had a sex dream / fantasy about?

Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
I had a few sex dreams about the girlfriend of the best friend I had in undergrad. The most disturbing part? The girl was pregnant at the time (both in real life and in the dream) with their first child.
09/09/2009
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
I have lots of weird sexual dreams. Most turn me on, and I don't care if it's male or female or my man's co worker. The one's that disturb me are the ones about family members, especially my mother, father, and brother. Those gross me out!
09/19/2009
Contributor: SealTeam2 SealTeam2
The most unexpected fantasy is having sex with my step daughter. She is 21 y/o and lives with us. Her hubby is stationed overseas. She has caught me wearing panties a few times. We have shared our insecurities with each other. She is very self conscious about having small breasts. I told her husband didn’t marry her because of her breast size. He married the total package and that included true love for her. I shared my insecurities about having small equipment and she told me Mom had told her I was great in bed. We were sitting on the couch and she giggled, “we better stop you are leaking in your panties and I laughed and told her , “You are getting a huge wet spot yourself.” since then we have made sexual innuendos about each other but that’s all it will be.
Her husband is military and I’m former military. That would be a no-no. plus I respect her too much and I am really in love with her mom; my wife
But its fun thinking of where it could have went.
09/28/2009
Contributor: SealTeam2 SealTeam2
there is an indiviual that posts in here "stuck in the middle"

I woke up the other morning after having a brief dream about them; I was wondering more about them. It wasn’t a physical sexual thing but more of a cognitive thing. I wanted to know more about their beliefs and fantasies….have a great day dave
09/28/2009
Contributor: Kinky Skier Kinky Skier
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
A family member. It was disturbing and I leave it at that.
ha ha i think more people than you think have but wont admit to it, except me
11/02/2009
Contributor: EffinSara EffinSara
Usually the weirdest it gets is sex dreams about my exes. I am still on friendly terms with most of them and still find them all attractive to some degree, so it's not that strange at all.
11/02/2009
Contributor: JEM JEM
I keep having reoccurring sex dreams starring an old Friend With Benefits and myself! Needless to say every time I wake up I feel major guilt! But, they are great dreams and I always enjoy them!
11/16/2009
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Elmo...he vibrates.

Also a chick who was made of meat...it was weird.
11/16/2009
Contributor: Me4real Me4real
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Originally posted by Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)
Last night, I had a very intense sexual dream about somebody whose sex-blog I read. Never met 'em, never said more than two or three words to them over the 'net, but there they were in a very intense, erotic foursome.

It reminded me of ... more
ONG! I had a dream one time where an ex was there. Talk about a good way to ruin an otherwise great dream!
01/01/2010
Contributor: Cecilyk Cecilyk
Um, my minister? Yeah. I went there. LOL!
01/11/2010
Contributor: deceased deceased
My brother, my cousin, a bass player I knew from a band I opened for in Atlanta,you can't control where your mind goes when you're out. Troubling, but it could be worse. All of them are total hotties.
01/11/2010
Contributor: Bellastorme Bellastorme
My mans sister and his very best friend. O fun thoughts for me. I woke up and was so scared he( the friend) heard me some how the next morning I couldn't even look at him. But now he knows and he likes to tease me about them, he is hopeful I have more about him.
01/18/2010
Contributor: A Naughty Grin A Naughty Grin
My lesbian boss! She's in a relationship, and I'm not attracted to her and have no desire to be, but for some reason she popped up in a dream one night. Ugh...of all the ones I wish I could forget...
01/22/2010
Contributor: Sassybunny85 Sassybunny85
For me, it was a toss-up between the 26 year old student teacher when I was 15, or my 30 year old boss when I was 17. The student teacher was definite eye candy, and many of my classmates felt the same way. I felt really dirty for liking/fantasizing about the boss though.
01/25/2010
Contributor: PlainJane22 PlainJane22
As hard as it is for me to admit, I've had a dream about my dad totally gross.

I've also dreamed about one of my professors, its kind of awkward showing up to class the next day.
01/31/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)
Last night, I had a very intense sexual dream about somebody whose sex-blog I read. Never met 'em, never said more than two or three words to them over the 'net, but there they were in a very intense, erotic foursome.

It reminded me of ... more
Spock...I had a very erotic dream about Spock! I was most confused when I woke up.
01/31/2010
Contributor: joja joja
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
Bleh. Me, too. I always wake up feeling horrible when I have a dream like that.
Same here. Had a dream that my mother went down on me - in the dream I was around 7-8, too.
12/02/2010
Contributor: Persephone's Addiction Persephone's Addiction
I wish I had sex dreams about Spock. that's awesome.
12/02/2010
Contributor: Xavier7 Xavier7
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
A family member. It was disturbing and I leave it at that.
Same with me.
01/13/2011
Contributor: MrRainybowbow MrRainybowbow
I had a horrible dream bout my brother. It left me wanting to gag all day...
01/13/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
I have dreams sometimes about a really terrible ex of mine. Why, I have no idea considering that sex with him was never even worth having. It always upsets me when I so much as think of him, nevermind dream about blowing him.
01/14/2011
Contributor: IrishLassie IrishLassie
I have never had a dream about a family member. I have a couple of erotic dreams about one of my best guy friends. The crazy thing is that once I got married I had more dreams about him...
02/24/2011
Contributor: Nothere Nothere
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Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
One of my professors. He's a smug old man in his mid-60s who teaches British literature and always wears a ridiculous red belt. The hilarious part of it all is that I fucking hate his guts, especially since I had to suffer through him for three ... more
Same here...Not a British Lit professor though...
06/12/2011
Contributor: Nothere Nothere
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Originally posted by Snappy
I once dreamed that I was having sex with Rudy Giuliani. I don't know why. It was stellar sex, too.
Bill Clinton...
06/12/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
A family member. It was disturbing and I leave it at that.
Yeah. This. Absolutely uncomfortable to the max, I don't even like thinking about it long enough to be typing this.
06/12/2011
Contributor: ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
I've had just two sex dreams (as in, dreaming while asleep) before and both were just the guy I was crushing on at the time. I do, however, have a terrible habit of fantasizing about every other person I meet, so I've inexplicably imagined family members, pastors, teachers, etc. naked. When I realize I'm doing it, I shut it off and mentally walk away. It doesn't change the situation or my perception of that person, so it never becomes uncomfortable.
06/12/2011
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
So when I was in elementary school my young, favorite aunt got married, and I totally crushed on my new uncle. He was super cool and funny, and I knew I wanted to marry someone just like him. I've since gotten over that

So creepy sex dreams. I was staying with my grandparents and helping out while they were doing a lot of work on their house. One night I had these absolutely filthy dreams about their contractor, who was probably 30 years older than me. Woke up thinking I'd been rode hard an put away wet. The next day I was quite confused as to what had caused the dream, and was really glad my grandmother wasn't a telepath.
06/12/2011
Contributor: sweetiebelle sweetiebelle
Cousins

The worst part is when I wake up I dont feel bad about it >.<
06/13/2011
Contributor: Nothere Nothere
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Originally posted by Cecilyk
Um, my minister? Yeah. I went there. LOL!
Same! Well, it was a priest, actually.
06/20/2011
Contributor: Wild Orchid Wild Orchid
* Incest warning *
Something in my brain forgot to turn on the incest taboo and sexual repulsion towards my sister. It works for everyone else in my family (to the point where I broke all contact with a woman I was cybering with when she sent me a photo where she reminded me of my aunt). But my sister is just a very mean, very hot girl to me. There have been numerous dreams where I've been "graciously allowed" to eat her out. She never returns the favor in those dreams. Most of the time I get too excited and wake up pretty quickly. I've never had an orgasm in a sex dream (as far as I can remember).
06/30/2011