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What monster would you want to be fucked by?

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Contributor: Bittenflame Bittenflame
Pick one, and explain
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Vampire
89
Werewolf
41
Mummy
Kraken
15
Frankenstein
2
Zombie
4
Abominable Snowman
5
Big Foot
1
Medusa
9
Minotaur
7
Cyclops
1
Centaur
21
Ogre
3
Boogeyman
9
Chuckie
2
Total votes: 209 (125 voters)
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Ganconagh Ganconagh
Definitely vampire if she looked like Selene from Underworld
08/07/2012
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
Vampire!

My "explanation"?

6 words. Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.



Hotttttt
08/07/2012
Contributor: Littleone7 Littleone7
Quote:
Originally posted by Peggi
Vampire!

My "explanation"?

6 words. Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.



Hotttttt
Agreed and also the guys from Vampire Diaries
08/07/2012
Contributor: silverdragonfly9 silverdragonfly9
Agreeing with the Spike comments and Vampire Diaries but I always thought Oz was pretty hot too and werewolves and vampires are my favorite monsters
08/07/2012
Contributor: freshbananas freshbananas
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Originally posted by Bittenflame
Pick one, and explain
Ewww vampurs are dead!
08/07/2012
Contributor: MistressDandelion MistressDandelion
OOps i'm a sick fuck. Vampire, werewolf, kraken, medusa, centaur, boogeyman.. but I don't wanna explain.
08/07/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
Make a Bill and Eric sandwich out of me! Vampires all the way especially those two!
08/07/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by Peggi
Vampire!

My "explanation"?

6 words. Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.



Hotttttt
I always had a thing for Spike and Angel!
08/07/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
None actually. I guess I'm boring
08/08/2012
Contributor: Nora Nora
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Originally posted by Bittenflame
Pick one, and explain
Any vamp Joss Wheadon has a role in creating...or Aiden on Being Human (either BBC or the American version)! As a general rule, they make them MUCH sexier for the television shows when compared to the ones on the big screen...at last in my opinion anyway.
08/08/2012
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Centaurs would make for some really awkward positions...
08/08/2012
Contributor: LadyDarknezz LadyDarknezz
A vampire if it wasn't some sparkly loser like Edward from Twilight.
08/08/2012
Contributor: M. Roth M. Roth
I'm inbetween Vampire (Lestat can do whatever he wants to me, okay?), and.... a zombie. I don't even know why, it's an awful fascination.

It could have something to do with an oddly erotic zombie dream I once had, but I dunno.. I mean, if I'm gonna die, at least go in pleasure, right?
08/08/2012
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
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Originally posted by Bittenflame
Pick one, and explain
I used to live in Forks pre-twilight but vampires seem the hottest on the list.
08/08/2012
Contributor: amazon amazon
Snowblow me Mr Snowman!
08/08/2012
Contributor: Zandrock Zandrock
Quote:
Originally posted by Ganconagh
Definitely vampire if she looked like Selene from Underworld
So true
08/08/2012
Contributor: Mwar Mwar
Vampire. Most human like. Call me boring
08/08/2012
Contributor: Melan!e Melan!e
I guess I'd go with Vampire too...
08/08/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Bittenflame
Pick one, and explain
Frankenstein was really nice, just misunderstood. needed to have a good bit of lovin. If attention was paid to bolting on a REALLY good penis..hey, how great would THAT be? Plus, he is SOLAR powered (very green),and you know, as the "son" (Creation)? of Frankenstein....hey, as close as you might get to a "nice Jewish Doctor"?
08/08/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by amazon
Snowblow me Mr Snowman!
That is a possibility too, but really, she left out GODZILLA. I mean, even if he were "small" sized for a major dino/dragon/monster... think about how BIG that "thing" must be!!!???!!!
08/08/2012
Contributor: Do emu Do emu
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Originally posted by M. Roth
I'm inbetween Vampire (Lestat can do whatever he wants to me, okay?), and.... a zombie. I don't even know why, it's an awful fascination.

It could have something to do with an oddly erotic zombie dream I once had, but I dunno.. I ... more
Mmmm Lestat!!!!
08/08/2012
Contributor: Pinkshirt Pinkshirt
Vampire because I'm obsessed with True Blood
08/08/2012
Contributor: xOhxSoxScandalousx xOhxSoxScandalousx
Quote:
Originally posted by Peggi
Vampire!

My "explanation"?

6 words. Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.



Hotttttt
Spike yummy yummy!
08/12/2012
Contributor: TrenchcoatHunters TrenchcoatHunters
If I could say specifically, The Hale Pack would be it.

Isaac Lehey, Erica Reyes, and Derek Hale.
Isaac Lehey, Erica Reyes, and Derek Hale
Boyd.
Boyd [first name unknown currently]

If 'Pack' didn't give it away; They're werewolves.
08/12/2012
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
Quote:
Originally posted by TrenchcoatHunters
If I could say specifically, The Hale Pack would be it.


Isaac Lehey, Erica Reyes, and Derek Hale

Boyd [first name unknown currently]

If 'Pack' didn't ... more
I agree with this post.
08/17/2012
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
I'll go with vampire.
08/19/2012
Contributor: brevado brevado
That's why I hate Vampire shows.
08/19/2012
Contributor: Phosphorous Tick Phosphorous Tick
I love demons that look like demons
08/19/2012
Contributor: lineswecast lineswecast
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Originally posted by brevado
That's why I hate Vampire shows.
Ha, same.
08/19/2012