Surprise Me assignments are not what they were a year ago – they’re not toys we already carry (for the most part) – now they are toys that have been sent to us by manufacturers and distributors so that we can decide if we want to carry them. These assignments are not Description Reviews; they are regular verified reviews (just like if you’d requested the item).
So, assigning these sponsored toys through Surprise Me was getting a little tough – either toys were taking a week or two to be accepted or they were being declined because the people I assigned them to saw the photo and the status, were put off by it and declined. All of this was hampering the process…so I wanted to come up with a new way (for now, at least) to match these toys up better and get them out faster.
Do not even think about requesting one of the Surprise Me assignments until you read this and understand the whole deal:
These products are not for sale on our site and are marked in system as ‘Discontinued’ (or similar) because we have not fully uploaded/ set them up for sale – which is also why the photos are not Eden quality and the properties are sparse. Your product and material preferences cannot be applied because the products are not entered fully in that way. You cannot find them on the site either.
We have not decided whether to carry the products yet…and you get to help us decide.
These are Assigned reviews (meaning verified). This also means they can only be assigned to Advanced Level contributors.
The products will be assigned for onsite reviews but it’s ok to continue the review on your blog with pics, video and additional commentary; however, the onsite review must be a complete review. There will be a little message underneath saying “This review was sponsored by ‘manufacturers name here’. However, no editorial content was compromised.” Once your review is up, the photo will be next to it but unless we decide to sell the product, there will not be a price or the option to add it to a wishlist.
Ok...all that being said…all prerequisite info shared...now to the how-are-we-doing-this thing info: Different. Differently. That’s how!
I am listing 10 products at a time in forum threads. TEN. I can only list the info I have, so I will list the name of the toy and any description I think might be helpful. 1 – 10. And guess what, it’s first come, first served. So, if you think you might want to try one of these products, you reply to the thread and say “I want that Humungo Dong pls” – make sure you put the name and the number of the one you’d like assigned to you.
Monday through Friday, I will check these threads daily and assign the toys as they are requested. I need you to be timely about accepting the assignments - within 24 hours, please. And only decline the product you requested with good reasoning.
So, the products below? First come, first serve.
And I will not being putting up another batch of 10 until all of the 10 below are assigned and accepted. Fear not, request away – we have lots and lots of toys and I’ll make sure there’s an interesting mix in each thread. And I’ll re-post all of this info each time, so that anyone who missed this one won’t be confused.
If any products get requested then declined, I will post about the toy being available for dibs again.
Any questions should be directed to my email: victoria@edenfantasys. com
1. Hannah Harper Authentic Love Doll (fancy blonde love doll, info: Real 3D-Formed Face and Real Hair, Voluptous Breasts Firm Nipples, Soft Smooth Vagina made of Fanta-Flesh, Soft Smooth Anus made of Fanta-Flesh, Vibrating Bullet with Multi-speed,Remote, Moveable Arms, Painted Toenails, Painted Fingernails)
2. Purple pleasure bondage set by Fetish Fantasy (1 Pair of wrist cuffs - 4.5 Inches wide, 1 Pair of ankle cuffs - 4.5 Inches wide, 1 Lover's blindfold, 1 Hard rubber gag with breathable holes - 3.5 Inches wide, fully adjustable,Velcro straps)
3. Goo Gobblin granny love doll by PipeDream (3 holes - oral, vaginal and anal, comes with her own dentures)
4. A.T.M. Ass to mouth masturbator by PipeDream (ass entrance on one end, mouth on the other end, super-soft Fanta-Flesh, pocket pussy size)
5. Fanta-Flesh pussy and ass by PipeDream (big and fully realistic)
6. Climax clicks Two hearts cock ring – Blue, by Topco (Big, Extra stretchy cock ring with 7 functions of vibration and pulsation, Super soft heart shaped bullet holder, Sunburst bullet holder teases his testicles, or reverse it and wear sun burst above the shaft to please her, Silky Smooth no-slip grip controller with separate on/off button adjusts vibration with a "click", Bullets can be used with or without the cock ring, Waterproof, Phthalate-free)
7. TitanMen Nite Stix slave 12" (rounded tip, dual textures and a ribbed shaft)
8. Power Swerve G Stimulator – Red, BMS Enterprises (vibrations from the base to tip, included 3-Speed Power Bullet is removable for use on its own. Length: 5.75 inches, Width: 1 inch, Circumference/Girth: 3 1/8 inches, Material: TPR, Multi-speed, 3 Cell Batteries (included), Waterproof)
9. Power Swerve G Stimulator – Purple, BMS Enterprises (vibrations from the base to tip, included 3-Speed Power Bullet is removable for use on its own. Length: 5.75 inches, Width: 1 inch, Circumference/Girth: 3 1/8 inches, Material: TPR, Multi-speed, 3 Cell Batteries (included), Waterproof)
10. Spandex Open-Mouth Hood – Black, by Fetish Fantasy (very stretchy)
So, assigning these sponsored toys through Surprise Me was getting a little tough – either toys were taking a week or two to be accepted or they were being declined because the people I assigned them to saw the photo and the status, were put off by it and declined. All of this was hampering the process…so I wanted to come up with a new way (for now, at least) to match these toys up better and get them out faster.
Do not even think about requesting one of the Surprise Me assignments until you read this and understand the whole deal:
These products are not for sale on our site and are marked in system as ‘Discontinued’ (or similar) because we have not fully uploaded/ set them up for sale – which is also why the photos are not Eden quality and the properties are sparse. Your product and material preferences cannot be applied because the products are not entered fully in that way. You cannot find them on the site either.
We have not decided whether to carry the products yet…and you get to help us decide.
These are Assigned reviews (meaning verified). This also means they can only be assigned to Advanced Level contributors.
The products will be assigned for onsite reviews but it’s ok to continue the review on your blog with pics, video and additional commentary; however, the onsite review must be a complete review. There will be a little message underneath saying “This review was sponsored by ‘manufacturers name here’. However, no editorial content was compromised.” Once your review is up, the photo will be next to it but unless we decide to sell the product, there will not be a price or the option to add it to a wishlist.
Ok...all that being said…all prerequisite info shared...now to the how-are-we-doing-this thing info: Different. Differently. That’s how!
I am listing 10 products at a time in forum threads. TEN. I can only list the info I have, so I will list the name of the toy and any description I think might be helpful. 1 – 10. And guess what, it’s first come, first served. So, if you think you might want to try one of these products, you reply to the thread and say “I want that Humungo Dong pls” – make sure you put the name and the number of the one you’d like assigned to you.
Monday through Friday, I will check these threads daily and assign the toys as they are requested. I need you to be timely about accepting the assignments - within 24 hours, please. And only decline the product you requested with good reasoning.
So, the products below? First come, first serve.
And I will not being putting up another batch of 10 until all of the 10 below are assigned and accepted. Fear not, request away – we have lots and lots of toys and I’ll make sure there’s an interesting mix in each thread. And I’ll re-post all of this info each time, so that anyone who missed this one won’t be confused.
If any products get requested then declined, I will post about the toy being available for dibs again.
Any questions should be directed to my email: victoria@edenfantasys. com
1. Hannah Harper Authentic Love Doll (fancy blonde love doll, info: Real 3D-Formed Face and Real Hair, Voluptous Breasts Firm Nipples, Soft Smooth Vagina made of Fanta-Flesh, Soft Smooth Anus made of Fanta-Flesh, Vibrating Bullet with Multi-speed,Remote, Moveable Arms, Painted Toenails, Painted Fingernails)
2. Purple pleasure bondage set by Fetish Fantasy (1 Pair of wrist cuffs - 4.5 Inches wide, 1 Pair of ankle cuffs - 4.5 Inches wide, 1 Lover's blindfold, 1 Hard rubber gag with breathable holes - 3.5 Inches wide, fully adjustable,Velcro straps)
3. Goo Gobblin granny love doll by PipeDream (3 holes - oral, vaginal and anal, comes with her own dentures)
4. A.T.M. Ass to mouth masturbator by PipeDream (ass entrance on one end, mouth on the other end, super-soft Fanta-Flesh, pocket pussy size)
5. Fanta-Flesh pussy and ass by PipeDream (big and fully realistic)
6. Climax clicks Two hearts cock ring – Blue, by Topco (Big, Extra stretchy cock ring with 7 functions of vibration and pulsation, Super soft heart shaped bullet holder, Sunburst bullet holder teases his testicles, or reverse it and wear sun burst above the shaft to please her, Silky Smooth no-slip grip controller with separate on/off button adjusts vibration with a "click", Bullets can be used with or without the cock ring, Waterproof, Phthalate-free)
7. TitanMen Nite Stix slave 12" (rounded tip, dual textures and a ribbed shaft)
8. Power Swerve G Stimulator – Red, BMS Enterprises (vibrations from the base to tip, included 3-Speed Power Bullet is removable for use on its own. Length: 5.75 inches, Width: 1 inch, Circumference/Girth: 3 1/8 inches, Material: TPR, Multi-speed, 3 Cell Batteries (included), Waterproof)
9. Power Swerve G Stimulator – Purple, BMS Enterprises (vibrations from the base to tip, included 3-Speed Power Bullet is removable for use on its own. Length: 5.75 inches, Width: 1 inch, Circumference/Girth: 3 1/8 inches, Material: TPR, Multi-speed, 3 Cell Batteries (included), Waterproof)
10. Spandex Open-Mouth Hood – Black, by Fetish Fantasy (very stretchy)
