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Put Anything Weird in Your Butt?

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Contributor: ichwillwaffels ichwillwaffels
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... more
No, I'm not really all that adventurous.
03/19/2011
Contributor: AngelicaU AngelicaU
This is definitely an interesting poll. Although I chose no, because I haven't, I have thought about using the end of a hairbrush to try it out when I was younger, but I ended up not doing it.
03/23/2011
Contributor: jankit jankit
For kicks, I chose approximate, nice veggie shapes. Then, I carefully peeled and/or carved the following for dildos/plugs:

1) A large, curved carrot
2) A potato
3) A couple of squash
3) A cucumber (ha ha of course)

All were covered with condoms and lube, in that order.

Veggies do not make good sex toys. = MYTH BUSTED
03/23/2011
Contributor: KrystalFayeO KrystalFayeO
Quote:
Originally posted by Not here
HAHA, I had to vote in this because it's too funny. And I'm proud to say the only objects that have been in my butt are sex toys, my mans dick/fingers/tongue, and my fingers.

This also reminds me of the video Not For Your ... more
that made me laugh! thanks for posting it! =)
04/08/2011
Contributor: barrettbn2 barrettbn2
No I dont think so!
04/11/2011
Contributor: Lithaewyn Lithaewyn
...................... .I used the tip of a nail polish bottle once. Don't ask. IDEK. I was probably 15 or younger.
04/11/2011
Contributor: kfdarling kfdarling
Tried a cucumber once, could not get it to fit. Hurt like heck too.
04/11/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
My fiancee and I haven't tried anything weird...yet.
04/12/2011
Contributor: larkr larkr
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... more
I've heard of a jar of peanut butter going up there
04/14/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... more
no i would prefer no causing illness/ injury to myself...
04/14/2011
Contributor: tickle me pink tickle me pink
I haven't but I'm always intrigued by some of the stories people have about what they've shoved up there.

BTW the comic is hilarious! I'm still laughing about it!
04/14/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
nope
04/14/2011
Contributor: callsignhusker callsignhusker
Not really although I've thought about it...
04/14/2011
Contributor: howiibee howiibee
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
My partner's head.

No, not really. It REALLY wouldn't fit.
BAHAHAHA
04/16/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
No, the only thing that's been in my butt are toys, fingers, and dicks, lol. I don't care to have anything else up there.
04/22/2011
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
When I was a teen and didn't have access to real sex toys, I made my own dildo by wrapping bubblewrap around a pen, then covered it in saran wrap for each use.
04/22/2011
Contributor: cobiffle cobiffle
no that stuff is a little to weird
05/28/2011
Contributor: ToyBoy ToyBoy
nope, right when I felt the need to put something in my butt, I bought a sex toy
05/29/2011
Contributor: Scott Ghost Scott Ghost
This forum is awesome
05/30/2011
Contributor: ichigostrawberry ichigostrawberry
Nope, I wasn't interested until I was past the age that I could buy something proper.
05/31/2011
Contributor: null null
Hehe, love the comic...
05/31/2011
Contributor: ajwonder ajwonder
I have this handheld dust mop that has the nicest end to it... LOL
06/03/2011
Contributor: stlouisxxx stlouisxxx
I'm just going to say yes I have inserted a lot of weird objects.
06/04/2011
Contributor: Kake aka PoeticErotica Kake aka PoeticErotica
Quote:
Originally posted by kittycat414
One of those long candle sticks when I was young!
I've actually *blushes and hides* extinguished lit candles in my ass before. And I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT.
06/04/2011
Contributor: Kake aka PoeticErotica Kake aka PoeticErotica
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. & Mrs. Peg
I have been pegged by a beer bottle (empty, cap off, long neck end first). It was dirty, spontaneous, fun....and maybe not all that safe.
Oh, effin' a. I forgot I did that too... only with a wine bottle. And, once again...
06/04/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of weird things to put in each others ... more
I've never even considered it.
06/04/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I have heard the hair brush thing many times.
Hair brush for sure. Handles come in SO many shapes and textures, and like a good sex toy, it cannot accidentally get pushed in too far.
06/04/2011
Contributor: AussieSarah AussieSarah
Quote:
Originally posted by Kake aka PoeticErotica
Oh, effin' a. I forgot I did that too... only with a wine bottle. And, once again...
I think a lot of people have done the beer/wine bottle (Cant believe I've actually done both). Definately one of those do when your drunk type things i think!!

As much as everyone will say it is unsafe (which it probably is) i am so intrigued by your extinguishing lit candles in your ass. How on earth did you do this and what did it feel like? It seems unbelievably hot (no pun intended) and i just love the thought of it, it sounds so erotic
06/05/2011
Contributor: That Man from Mars That Man from Mars
I stuck one of those giant green bananas up someone's butt once.
...and apparently I'm the only one who voted 'plant'.
06/05/2011
Contributor: Anjulie Anjulie
nope. i started with toys and intend to stay that way. Haha last thing i need is a trip to the ER.
06/05/2011