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Put Anything Weird in Your Butt?

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Contributor: ichwillwaffels ichwillwaffels
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of ... more
No, I'm not really all that adventurous.
03/19/2011
Contributor: AngelicaU AngelicaU
This is definitely an interesting poll. Although I chose no, because I haven't, I have thought about using the end of a hairbrush to try it out when I was younger, but I ended up not doing it.
03/23/2011
Contributor: jankit jankit
For kicks, I chose approximate, nice veggie shapes. Then, I carefully peeled and/or carved the following for dildos/plugs:

1) A large, curved carrot
2) A potato
3) A couple of squash
3) A cucumber (ha ha of course)

All were covered with condoms and lube, in that order.

Veggies do not make good sex toys. = MYTH BUSTED
03/23/2011
Contributor: KrystalFayeO KrystalFayeO
Quote:
Originally posted by Not here
HAHA, I had to vote in this because it's too funny. And I'm proud to say the only objects that have been in my butt are sex toys, my mans dick/fingers/tongue, and my fingers.

This also reminds me of the video Not For Your ... more
that made me laugh! thanks for posting it! =)
04/08/2011
Contributor: barrettbn2 barrettbn2
No I dont think so!
04/11/2011
Contributor: Lithaewyn Lithaewyn
...................... .I used the tip of a nail polish bottle once. Don't ask. IDEK. I was probably 15 or younger.
04/11/2011
Contributor: kfdarling kfdarling
Tried a cucumber once, could not get it to fit. Hurt like heck too.
04/11/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
My fiancee and I haven't tried anything weird...yet.
04/12/2011
Contributor: larkr larkr
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of ... more
I've heard of a jar of peanut butter going up there
04/14/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of ... more
no i would prefer no causing illness/ injury to myself...
04/14/2011
Contributor: tickle me pink tickle me pink
I haven't but I'm always intrigued by some of the stories people have about what they've shoved up there.

BTW the comic is hilarious! I'm still laughing about it!
04/14/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
nope
04/14/2011
Contributor: callsignhusker callsignhusker
Not really although I've thought about it...
04/14/2011
Contributor: howiibee howiibee
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
My partner's head.

No, not really. It REALLY wouldn't fit.
BAHAHAHA
04/16/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
No, the only thing that's been in my butt are toys, fingers, and dicks, lol. I don't care to have anything else up there.
04/22/2011
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
When I was a teen and didn't have access to real sex toys, I made my own dildo by wrapping bubblewrap around a pen, then covered it in saran wrap for each use.
04/22/2011
Contributor: cobiffle cobiffle
no that stuff is a little to weird
05/28/2011
Contributor: ToyBoy ToyBoy
nope, right when I felt the need to put something in my butt, I bought a sex toy
05/29/2011
Contributor: Scott Ghost Scott Ghost
This forum is awesome
05/30/2011
Contributor: ichigostrawberry ichigostrawberry
Nope, I wasn't interested until I was past the age that I could buy something proper.
05/31/2011
Contributor: null null
Hehe, love the comic...
05/31/2011
Contributor: ajwonder ajwonder
I have this handheld dust mop that has the nicest end to it... LOL
06/03/2011
Contributor: stlouisxxx stlouisxxx
I'm just going to say yes I have inserted a lot of weird objects.
06/04/2011
Contributor: Kake aka PoeticErotica Kake aka PoeticErotica
Quote:
Originally posted by kittycat414
One of those long candle sticks when I was young!
I've actually *blushes and hides* extinguished lit candles in my ass before. And I CANNOT BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT.
06/04/2011
Contributor: Kake aka PoeticErotica Kake aka PoeticErotica
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. & Mrs. Peg
I have been pegged by a beer bottle (empty, cap off, long neck end first). It was dirty, spontaneous, fun....and maybe not all that safe.
Oh, effin' a. I forgot I did that too... only with a wine bottle. And, once again...
06/04/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I am making this a poll because I am not sure people will want to discuss exactly what foreign objects they have used.



I was watching a porn the other day and the girls in it were using all sorts of ... more
I've never even considered it.
06/04/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I have heard the hair brush thing many times.
Hair brush for sure. Handles come in SO many shapes and textures, and like a good sex toy, it cannot accidentally get pushed in too far.
06/04/2011
Contributor: AussieSarah AussieSarah
Quote:
Originally posted by Kake aka PoeticErotica
Oh, effin' a. I forgot I did that too... only with a wine bottle. And, once again...
I think a lot of people have done the beer/wine bottle (Cant believe I've actually done both). Definately one of those do when your drunk type things i think!!

As much as everyone will say it is unsafe (which it probably is) i am so intrigued by your extinguishing lit candles in your ass. How on earth did you do this and what did it feel like? It seems unbelievably hot (no pun intended) and i just love the thought of it, it sounds so erotic
06/05/2011
Contributor: That Man from Mars That Man from Mars
I stuck one of those giant green bananas up someone's butt once.
...and apparently I'm the only one who voted 'plant'.
06/05/2011
Contributor: Anjulie Anjulie
nope. i started with toys and intend to stay that way. Haha last thing i need is a trip to the ER.
06/05/2011