Naming your dildos...

Ok, I havent named any of my toys... but I am curious to what the most common name is... I know many people call their vibrators "B.O.B." or "Battery Operated Boyfriend" and I have heard "Pinky or Mr. Pinky" for pink colored toys...

So, if your toy has a name... please post what the toy is... the name... and the reason...

Example:

Vamp Dildo
Dracula
Obvious

Thanks!