The original dildo. Literally.

The original dildo. Literally.

Blinker Blinker
Of course it *could* be a tool (hehe), but scientists think this stone age object carved from an antler is an ancient dildo. Read the article here.

07/22/2010
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kck kck
That's awesome! But I fear safety rating would be, like, a -5.
07/22/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by kck
That's awesome! But I fear safety rating would be, like, a -5.
LMAO.

I actually did an entire research paper on the origin of sex toy and plan to put it on edencafe soon. It was very interesting doing the research. It is thought that the first toys were stone, EVEN COCK RINGS! The first lubricant is suspected to be olive oil.

Very cool post Blinker.
07/22/2010
Blinker Blinker
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
LMAO.

I actually did an entire research paper on the origin of sex toy and plan to put it on edencafe soon. It was very interesting doing the research. It is thought that the first toys were stone, EVEN COCK RINGS! The first lubricant is ...
Can't wait to read that! It sounds fun...except for the stone cock ring. Ow!
07/22/2010
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
We sell stone cock rings. link
07/22/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
I want a mastodon vertebra cock ring...or brontosaurus.
07/22/2010
Splendwhore Splendwhore
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
We sell stone cock rings. link
Aaand now I'm tempted to buy that just to wear it as a bracelet. Aventurine is so pretty..
I know it would fit on my wrist, but the real question is, would it fit OVER my hand?
07/22/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Am I going to have to be the one to suggest this is where the word 'boner' came from?
07/22/2010
Blinker Blinker
Quote:
Originally posted by Splendwhore
Aaand now I'm tempted to buy that just to wear it as a bracelet. Aventurine is so pretty..
I know it would fit on my wrist, but the real question is, would it fit OVER my hand?
I knooooow I so want this as a bangle.
07/23/2010
Splendwhore Splendwhore
Quote:
Originally posted by kck
That's awesome! But I fear safety rating would be, like, a -5.
SIMCLMAO!!!

In case you're confused, that's short for 'Spinning in My Chair, Laughing My Ass Off!!!' I would've gone with the classic ROTFLMAO, but I have limited floor space, and am really not in the mood to stop, drop, and roll. A thousand pardons.
07/23/2010
Splendwhore Splendwhore
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
I knooooow I so want this as a bangle.
Too bad it isn't Jade. If it was Jade, it'd already be in my hands. Like now.
I've been searching for a pretty Jade bracelet like one I used to own, and haven't found anything similar yet.
07/23/2010
Hopeless Romantic Hopeless Romantic
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
Of course it *could* be a tool (hehe), but scientists think this stone age object carved from an antler is an ancient dildo. Read the article here.

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funny, almost looks like a rotten banana, funny....guess everyone has to get their freek on somehow!
07/23/2010
Beth D Beth D
LOL, I've seen pictures of really ornate ones carved from stone before, but never one made of antler. I don't think it would be very hygienic!
07/23/2010
♥ Amanda ♥ ♥ Amanda ♥
Wow! That is all I can say is just Wow. lol
07/23/2010
Envy Envy
Holy crap are you serious? XD
07/23/2010
Splendwhore Splendwhore
Quote:
Originally posted by Beth D
LOL, I've seen pictures of really ornate ones carved from stone before, but never one made of antler. I don't think it would be very hygienic!
No joke man! I mean, seriously, you don't know where that antler's been.
07/23/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
That's so cool
07/23/2010
kck kck
Wait... one of the comments on the article has a point. How come this looks like an circumcised penis? Maybe carving out an uncircumcised penis was too much work??
07/23/2010
Beth D Beth D
Quote:
Originally posted by Splendwhore
No joke man! I mean, seriously, you don't know where that antler's been.
LOL, you know, I saw a video on America's Funniest Home Videos once where some kind of a long horned antelope used one of it's horns to itch it's own ass. So... I can probably imagine where that antler's been!
07/23/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Beth D
LOL, you know, I saw a video on America's Funniest Home Videos once where some kind of a long horned antelope used one of it's horns to itch it's own ass. So... I can probably imagine where that antler's been!
Ya if you look at the mating practice of most horned animals you will find there is more than butt scratch'n going on. (I will save you details.)

kck- No kidding. I was thinking that if it is that old (stone age) can you imagine how they would perform the circumcision. Heck why would they think about it?
07/23/2010
Jenn (aka kissmykitty) Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
I look at that and think of splinters. Or rough patches, at the very least!
07/23/2010
SexyySarah SexyySarah
Wow, that's cool!
07/23/2010
Annemarie Annemarie
Curved for g-spot stimulation, too!
07/23/2010
kck kck
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Ya if you look at the mating practice of most horned animals you will find there is more than butt scratch'n going on. (I will save you details.)

kck- No kidding. I was thinking that if it is that old (stone age) can you imagine how they ...
I know, right? MAJOR pain!
07/23/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
This is so cool. The anthro books always say these were for "Ceremonial purposes" but I bet is was just horny women. Ancient horny women.
07/23/2010
Ciao. Ciao.
That is way cool, hygenic not so much...but I'm guessing the people who made it didn't exactly have access to silicone and glass!
07/23/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by kck
I know, right? MAJOR pain!
I cringe (sp?) just thinking about it.
07/23/2010
Alicia Alicia
Couldn't they have used a bigger ruler to show the length? I mean you're telling me they only have a 4 inch ruler available?

Pretty cool though!
07/23/2010
Midway through Midway through
That's absolutely hilarious. Although I'm going to have to agree with a few others-can you imagine where that has been? Ick!
07/24/2010
Owl Identified Owl Identified
GTFO. Best post I have seen in a while. I demand more of this kind of posting!!! Now I am Googling the origins of sex toys and having such an awesomely ridiculous Saturday afternoon. Perhaps I am too easily amused...
07/24/2010
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