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Bacon Lube: Would you use it?

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Contributor: Rawhide Rawhide
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It started out as a joke, but now it's a reality. Would you use it? Or have you used it? I'd especially love to hear from people who have used it as to the actual contents- what is the base? It isn't listed on the website.
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Yum!
Rawhide , allinonekid , Peggi , Elaira , Willow Wand , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , Kendrir , Versatile , Jon S , bsgs
10  (9%)
Yuck!
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89  (79%)
Maybe
namelesschaos , Sohotdinosaur , KC Kitten , Menarae , MissGracie , Antipova , Tessa Taboo , anonymouse58 , winterseve , BobbiJay , RonLee , pinkpottergirl , Nkev
13  (12%)
Total votes: 112
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Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Umm...maybe....also this is quite possible the most Homer Simpson ish sexual product ever. Ummmmm! Baaaccon!
11/23/2011
Contributor: OrangeKushBB OrangeKushBB
I'm a Vegetarian so I would definitely say YUCK!!! Disgusting. Lol!
11/23/2011
Contributor: Rarity Rarity
I don't like bacon nearly as much as most people seem to like it. Definitely not.
11/23/2011
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
There's a reason they call it "porking"
11/23/2011
Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
I wouldn't use it.
11/23/2011
Contributor: allinonekid allinonekid
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
There's a reason they call it "porking"
LOL YES
11/23/2011
Contributor: Ciao. Ciao.
Bacon has its place...and it's not as lube! Blech.
11/23/2011
Contributor: Cherrylane Cherrylane
I might consider buying it more as a gag gift for my boo lol.
11/23/2011
Contributor: null null
I'd probably just get distracted during sex, and go to IHOP for bacon.
11/23/2011
Contributor: MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
I love bacon, but don't think I would use it during sex, lube, etc...
11/23/2011
Contributor: TameTemptress TameTemptress
Noooooooooooo way.
11/23/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
I wouldn't. I don't even like bacon lol. My partner might use it though because he's into bacon big time.
11/24/2011
Contributor: NycRuby NycRuby
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Originally posted by Breas
I wouldn't. I don't even like bacon lol. My partner might use it though because he's into bacon big time.
I would not use it. I like the taste of bacon on my food, not people
11/24/2011
Contributor: Rawhide Rawhide
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
There's a reason they call it "porking"
Ha! Nice
11/24/2011
Contributor: voenne voenne
Even if I loved bacon, this just sounds disgusting, IMO. But if it actually tastes legit, then that's cool. I'm vegan and could care less to try it.
11/24/2011
Contributor: Menarae Menarae
Ummm...well, I wouldn't buy it. But if someone gave it to me, then I might use it once, just to see. Or at the very least, I'd give it a taste test.
11/25/2011
Contributor: damnbul12 damnbul12
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Originally posted by Rawhide
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It started out as a joke, but now it's a reality. Would you use it? Or have you used it? I'd especially love to hear from people who have used it as to the actual contents- what is the base? It isn't listed on the website. ... more
ew no...
11/25/2011
Contributor: eeep eeep
Ew, definitely not.
11/25/2011
Contributor: MissGracie MissGracie
Umm...how baconey is it?
11/25/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
it would make her a little salty, no?
11/25/2011
Contributor: Willow Wand Willow Wand
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Originally posted by Rawhide
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It started out as a joke, but now it's a reality. Would you use it? Or have you used it? I'd especially love to hear from people who have used it as to the actual contents- what is the base? It isn't listed on the website. ... more
I actually would! Where do I get it? I have some Bacon Flavored Toothpaste that I got from AlwaysFits.com and I LOVE IT! Also have Pickle Flavored Toothpaste, lol.
11/25/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
No thanks!
11/25/2011
Contributor: ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
I like bacon, but I don't understand some people's overwhelming obsession with it. Plus, my boyfriend is Jewish and not a fan of this. We'll pass on the bacon-flavored lube.
11/25/2011
Contributor: Kikui Kikui
Hell no. I hate bacon already. So that's just not going to happen. Why would I want my vagina to smell and taste like swine, anyway? Not appealing on my end.
11/25/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
.. Bacon tastes good, but the lingering after-grossness of eating nothing but bacon is not so good. So, if this lube came with lettuce, tomato, avocado, and light toast accompaniments, I'd theoretically be down. As is, though, until I hear differently... this just sounds like slathering your lover in bacon grease, which ... doesn't particularly turn me on.
11/25/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
I'd try it at least once.
11/25/2011
Contributor: Howells Howells
I say we need BBQ flavor too! Just kidding It's way too... food-ish? Strawberries are ok because they are sexy and delicious but bacon, seriously?
11/25/2011
Contributor: MeliPixie MeliPixie
Hm. Normally I'm up for anything that gets my tongue in contact with the delicious flavor of bacon, and even though I first thought "no way" because I thought it would be lube made of bacon fat (eeewww!), knowing otherwise doesn't change my opinion... I don't like the idea of ingesting lubricant, so for me all flavored lubes are a no, not just bacon.
11/25/2011
Contributor: Kikui Kikui
I would say any fruit flavor is okay (okay, maybe not grapefruit or the like), but non-sweet stuff? Ehhhhhhh.
11/25/2011