Have you ever masturbated with vegetables?

Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Antipova
So, I'll admit, I've never tried it...


but you now have me vowing to buy bananas next time I go to the store.

What will you do to me next, Tuesday!?
Just wash the heck out of it FIRST...outside of the banana. Most chemically contaminate fruit there is,according to some. Wash BEFORE peeling to avoid fruit contamination. THEN be aware that any "biologics" (fruits, candy...etc) can introduce bacteria or growth food for bacteria into the vaginal mucosa as well as changing the pH and altering the mucus. Bottom line...possibility of HUGE infection or YEAST infection overgrowth, or causing UTI in the urethra "right next door". Just be careful and aware when playing with ANY fruit, food or candy and be aware, SUGAR is a big baddie in the vagina...despite Lollipop play in some porn videos.
12/29/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Rainbow Boy
No masturbating with fruits or veggies for me, although I am curious about trying out that pink silicone banana toy.
Sounds lots safer then the real thing!
12/29/2011
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
never but had whiped cream licked off of me and we had some chocolate syrup play too.
12/29/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
I have never done that, although I can't see anything wrong with it as long as you use a condom.
12/29/2011
Contributor: switzerland switzerland
i have never.. not sure if i want to ever.. i'd be really worried about germs and bacteria and whatnot... pesticides, eek
12/29/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
Only food I have ever masturbated with was a Sucker.
12/29/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
If you do like that kind of thing this is a good porn for you.
12/29/2011
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
I tried masturbating with a cucumber once. I finished long before it did!
12/29/2011
Contributor: gone77 gone77
I've used all three!
12/29/2011
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by gone77
I've used all three!
Yeah, but you're a total ho bag.

12/29/2011
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Yeah, but you're a total ho bag.

Why, thank you for noticing one of my finer qualities.
12/29/2011
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by gone77
I've used all three!
Remind me to NEVER take you to Whole Foods!
12/29/2011
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Remind me to NEVER take you to Whole Foods!
I call it Ho Foods.
12/29/2011
Contributor: JessCee JessCee
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
I tried masturbating with a cucumber once. I finished long before it did!
12/29/2011
Contributor: MR Chickhabit MR Chickhabit
cucumber was fresh out of the fridge, TOO cold for anything sexual.
12/29/2011
Contributor: SaMiKaY SaMiKaY
Heck yea!

Sometimes things like cucumbers and carrots are the best =) Especially when you go on a trip and forget to pack your dildo... 50 cents at the grocery store and you're good to go!

Also when I still lived at home, I would use things like cucumbers (I was the only one that ate em), hot dogs, pears, etc (all with condoms of course). In my family, if something touched the floor, it got thrown away without question so I could masturbate with it and throw it away saying it ended up on the floor. Most of the time, I'd just wash it off and eat it anyway.

If I am not willing to eat it then how can I expect a man to want to eat me! lol
12/29/2011
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
No and I haven't wanted to either. But I don't think a cucumber would fit anyway
12/29/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Just wash the heck out of it FIRST...outside of the banana. Most chemically contaminate fruit there is,according to some. Wash BEFORE peeling to avoid fruit contamination. THEN be aware that any "biologics" (fruits, candy...etc) can ... more
I was thinking a condom, but definitely taken to heart!
12/29/2011
Contributor: MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
None of the above....
12/29/2011
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Quote:
Originally posted by gone77
I call it Ho Foods.
This is now what I will call Whole Foods.
12/29/2011
Contributor: LAndJ LAndJ
Nope. Sounds awkward and I don't think it'd feel all that great.
12/29/2011
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
I was thinking a condom, but definitely taken to heart!
Or a baggie.
12/29/2011
Contributor: ooommmm ooommmm
Zucchini, anally. It looked so right. But it wasn't. A silicone or glass dildo is much better.
01/05/2012
Contributor: SweetieLuv SweetieLuv
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
Don't forget zucchini.
lol
01/05/2012
Contributor: SweetieLuv SweetieLuv
never done it .. but makes for a great idea for a cam show lol
01/05/2012
Contributor: quinceykay quinceykay
Ick. No, no food in my pussy please...
01/05/2012
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
I bought a bunch of bananas but have been pretty sick all weekend/week... so I might have to buy a fresh bunch so the results aren't skewed by soft bananas.
01/05/2012
Contributor: Anjulie Anjulie
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Originally posted by bayosgirl
No, I haven't. Not my thing.
Same here
01/05/2012
Contributor: levellc09 levellc09
I don't think any of those things look right to stick up my hooha.
01/06/2012
Contributor: Teacookie Teacookie
under age at the time and curious. peer pressure as well and why on earth do they give us young females books that suggest veggie play?
01/06/2012