What toys horrify you?

Contributor: gone77 gone77
I'm creeped out by toys that are designed to resemble animal penises. I'm pretty much unfazed by everything else, but those... ugh... those get to me.
06/21/2010
Contributor: joja joja
I'm mostly afraid of this toy because of its name: meet the reversed double penetration glass dildo gun.
06/22/2010
Contributor: Nefarius Nefarius
ANYTHING that has a face on it, animal or otherwise. That's the only thing I don't get.
06/24/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
This
This

Basically everything on that website in the "Huge Dildos" category.

I think this is a bit silly as well, but to each their own. link


OH, all this stuff too: Link

Basically, anything that looks ... more
JESUS CHRIST.

It'd be like giving birth every time you take the damn toy out!
06/24/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
After months, I've finally found the one that I was looking for:

link
06/24/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
After months, I've finally found the one that I was looking for:

link
I don't know how to respond to this.

You can live in that thing!
06/24/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
I don't know how to respond to this.

You can live in that thing!
Yes, of course. But imagine having IT live in YOU. Eeee, scarrry
06/24/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
wow...just...wow...

This really seems like more of a stool than toy or "challenge".
06/25/2010
Contributor: Sinspiration Sinspiration
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
After months, I've finally found the one that I was looking for:

link
Oh my, That makes my butt hurt just looking at it! On the bright side You'd never be constipated again.
06/25/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
Every time I need a quick laugh, I look at a monstrosity on another site that looks like a big pineapple!

06/29/2010
Contributor: harohunter harohunter
Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker
Every time I need a quick laugh, I look at a monstrosity on another site that looks like a big pineapple!
Wow, that is wierd.

This one looks like it may hurt: link

I might get it and review it, it has no reviews anyways.
06/29/2010
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
Quote:
Originally posted by joja
I'm mostly afraid of this toy because of its name: meet the reversed double penetration glass dildo gun.
Ray gun glass dildos kinda freak me out too. It just looks painful and so unforgiving.
06/29/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
Quote:
Originally posted by joja
I'm mostly afraid of this toy because of its name: meet the reversed double penetration glass dildo gun.
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
06/29/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
After months, I've finally found the one that I was looking for:

link
... Wow. Just, wow. I might get that just for the novelty factor of leaving it out on a table to freak people out. But I can't fathom ever using it. It scares me
06/29/2010
Contributor: kinky girlfriend kinky girlfriend
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
... Wow. Just, wow. I might get that just for the novelty factor of leaving it out on a table to freak people out. But I can't fathom ever using it. It scares me
that is scary
06/30/2010
Contributor: Hannah Savage Hannah Savage
I saw a toy today that horrified me. It comes in Democratic Blue, too

Yeah, no thanks.

Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.

And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK

I don't have any problem with masturbators or dolls, but when they have super-wirey, out-of-control pubic hair glued onto it? Creepy.
06/30/2010
Contributor: Hannah Savage Hannah Savage
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
After months, I've finally found the one that I was looking for:

link
Oh. My. Lord.

Ok, you win!
06/30/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
I present... the Concubine: link
07/01/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Quote:
Originally posted by kinky girlfriend
well some toys I really thought they were ugly and I was like eww that ones a turn off like link (ugly colored cactus to me)

then link (yuck)

link (just can't stomach the color,BARF)

Now these toys are just too un natural ... more
Yes, some of the more "textured toys" are a little scary to me. I can understand how some people may enjoy that sensation but I would have to guess that a large number, perhaps the majority, of users would find those spikey things very unpleasant. Also, that cactus made me laugh; what an odd toy!
07/01/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
@ Sir, wow, I will admit, I have never seen anything like that. That's...very large.

@ Prax, I agree that the name is actually really scary lol. When I clicked the link I was like "oh, that's actually really pretty!" The name though...scary.

@ Blinker, LINK! To pineapple?!?!

@ Goth, .......I think you are the winner.
07/01/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Owl Identified
Okay. We've all seen at least one toy that for whatever reason totally freaks us out. Today I stumbled upon this guy and nearly died of a heart attack. Scary

What toy freaks you out? Try to provide a link if you can, whether or not ... more
That thing the serial killer had made in the movie Seven. OMG....


As for the toy you posted, DP is actually a lot of fun, although I like at least one of the penetrators be My Man. Maybe if he was on a business trip for an extended time, I might actually consider this, or maybe during oral. Hmmm. Sometimes he has to hold two toys at once, and it's not easy.

We each have our "EEEK!" limits on what scares us. I actually LIKED the toy that scared the OP.

Your mileage may vary.
07/01/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Oh, I remember, I found one. Actually one of the few toys that can scare a little size Queen like me.

link

It's from an other company. I'm not quite sure WHAT one would do with it. I'm a petite woman and 15 inches North of my cootch may be somewhere near my sternum.
07/01/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Envy
I present... the Concubine: link
WTF? It looks like one of those "parasitic twins" that they extract from people' bellies in third world countries, on shows on the Discovery Network.

Good catch, Goth.
07/01/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
this is scary!

This was Blinker's show, I'm just including the pic.
07/01/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
That thing the serial killer had made in the movie Seven. OMG....


As for the toy you posted, DP is actually a lot of fun, although I like at least one of the penetrators be My Man. Maybe if he was on a business trip for an extended time, I ... more
I personally enjoy DP, that toy just looks like a monster to me.
07/01/2010
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
Quote:
Originally posted by Hannah Savage
I saw a toy today that horrified me. It comes in Democratic Blue, too

Yeah, no thanks.

Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.

And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK

I don't ... more
Agreed on the second link. That looks very, very odd.
07/02/2010
Contributor: harohunter harohunter
After thinking about it some more, any animal penis replicas freak me out(especially dog and horse).
link
07/02/2010
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
Quote:
Originally posted by Hannah Savage
I saw a toy today that horrified me. It comes in Democratic Blue, too

Yeah, no thanks.

Oh, and this. LINK Only because of the super-thin super-long penis.

And this kind of looks like a giant worm to me. LINK

I don't ... more
so that first link..

oh.my.god.

I..... I can't believe it. I'm never going to be able to look at Obama on TV again without thinking about that. Absolutely horrifying.
07/02/2010
Contributor: Envy Envy
How many like fish? link

This is a cockring?! link

Um... what? link

This is just wrong.... link

So you can use this for Dowsing, too? link

Who loves lemons? link

...what? link

It looks like a devil cock.... link

More lemons! link

Wow... I don't know if I should be impressed or repulsed... link

Octo dick! link

Oh god... link

LOL link



Sorry i spammed with a bunch of links, I just kept finding one after another! You can find them here just by browsing: link
07/02/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Owl Identified
I personally enjoy DP, that toy just looks like a monster to me.
It is kinda.......large....
07/02/2010