Where do you put all those toys?

Contributor: LuLu Love LuLu Love
I read about Carrie Ann finishing her 200th review (congrats by the way!) and the only thing I could think about is what the heck do you do with them all? I have five toys now and I'm already running out of space! So, what do you do with all of your toys? Do you store them all in some ingenious way? Do you have to throw one out every couple of months? Donate them to the poor?
04/27/2010
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Contributor: J's Alley J's Alley
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Originally posted by LuLu Love
I read about Carrie Ann finishing her 200th review (congrats by the way!) and the only thing I could think about is what the heck do you do with them all? I have five toys now and I'm already running out of space! So, what do you do with all of ... more
I have given several to a friend of mine who can't afford to buy them.

I have the Devine Playchest and the Toy box for some of my toys. My BDSM stuff has a home in our closet in the bedroom (of course almost all my toys, except my Vamp, are packed for moving). My restraints are in the wonderful little black bag I got with my liberator set. I am a massive lube whore, but I am lucky enough to have a door area on my dresser and it is FILLED with lubes of all kinds. Oh, and the liberator items go behind the bed (we have it at an angle).
04/27/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
I keep my things in my closet, behind my door, under my bed in a shipping box, and in my armoire.
04/27/2010
Contributor: TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
I have an XXXL backpack that I use currently. Although I am looking for a cabinet/cubbyhole storage option because my toys are overflowing and spilling out onto the desks/floor around the backpack.
04/27/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I got this neat canvas velcro together box from The Container Store, it's full. Other random boxes in my closet, things in the nightstand drawer, on the nightstand, next to the nightstand, box under the bed, box next to the bed. We're working on organizing, lol.
04/27/2010
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I have my toys in...

2 Devine Playchests
1 Original Toi Bocks
2 Toi Tissue Boxes
1 Devine Satchel
1 Wheeled plastic cart

1 large shipping box of stuff I don't use that will either be tossed, given away, etc

I've given away/traded a lot of things that didn't work well for me or get much use. Another bonus to buying sanitizable materials!
04/27/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I have my toys in...

2 Devine Playchests
1 Original Toi Bocks
2 Toi Tissue Boxes
1 Devine Satchel
1 Wheeled plastic cart

1 large shipping box of stuff I don't use that will either be tossed, given away, ... more
Lol - I thought that said wheelbarrow at first

Mine are in 3 large locking video cabinets with shelving, and they are bursting at the seams. That's the regular toys.
Videos are in another 2 large locking cabinets, and bdsm stuff in those plastic bin carts. I need to purge
04/27/2010
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
Lol - I thought that said wheelbarrow at first

Mine are in 3 large locking video cabinets with shelving, and they are bursting at the seams. That's the regular toys.
Videos are in another 2 large locking cabinets, and bdsm stuff in ... more
Once my kid moves out (2 more years! Omg!) I am TOTALLY getting a sex toy wheelbarrow!
04/27/2010
Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
I've got an entire dresser dedicated to my toys and bondage gear. We also keep our toys in various places around the house, (I.E. some by the bathtub, a vibe in the tv room, some in the spare bedroom) just to keep them within reach. ^^
04/27/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Uh mine cannot be contained. I have like 150 now and there is nothing big enough to hold them. They have overflowed lol. A dresser used to hold them but it's full. I have a large chest in my room at my parents house that will hopefully hold the rest.

I have an entire dresser just for lingerie and panties though lol. That is another collection of mine.
04/27/2010
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
I cleared out a drawer in my dresser, there are 2 boxes under the bed, quite a bit hanging in the closet. My husband has some things in his dresser. And all of my Liberator stuff is in a large box in a corner of our bedroom. Also whatever I own that is extremely discreet is on top of the dresser. Plus I keep a couple of my favorite vibes in the nightstand drawer so I can grab one quickly and easily.
04/27/2010
Contributor: Gardenvy Gardenvy
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Originally posted by LuLu Love
I read about Carrie Ann finishing her 200th review (congrats by the way!) and the only thing I could think about is what the heck do you do with them all? I have five toys now and I'm already running out of space! So, what do you do with all of ... more
I have a vintage curio that I refinished in a neat blue coal color. keep all my naughty necessities in it. It's BIG, so there's tons of room for many more friends!
04/27/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
I have a clear plastic hanging shoe organizer I put my toys in. It can hang in the closet or on the bedroom door (where it currently is). I make boxes out of plastic canvass and bright colored yarn that are made to fit the toy exactly so that it takes up as little space as possible. I also have a bedside table with 2 HUGE drawers. The non-toy items are displayed on my dressing table along with the bottles of lube.
04/27/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I used to leave most of them with the boyfriend, since I only live in a dorm most of the time and I don't want to be lugging toys home every summer. However, as he will be doing a bit moving around himself soon, I am providing shelter for our darlings for now. I have them all in one big drawer and sometimes I open it just to look at them and stroke them. I don't have a ton of them... but enough to make me feel somewhat accomplished I like being able to name all my toys off the top of my head (or trying )

By the by, who here can recite the titles (or at least the product subject) of all their reviews, in order of publication? I certainly can't.
04/27/2010
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
I had mine in boxes and Devine satchels, dresser drawers and an under the bed rubbermaid tub. I moved recently and picked up a large opaque rubbermaid tub for the move and right now everything fits into that large tub plus the underbed tub. I am sure I'll soon need more.
04/28/2010
Contributor: VieuxCarre VieuxCarre
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Originally posted by LuLu Love
I read about Carrie Ann finishing her 200th review (congrats by the way!) and the only thing I could think about is what the heck do you do with them all? I have five toys now and I'm already running out of space! So, what do you do with all of ... more
I bought cheap duffel bags from Walgreens that I keep mine in. They work
04/28/2010
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
We just did a "spring cleaning" sweep and got rid of a lot of things so we have a lot of empty spaces now. But in general, we have a headboard/cabinet unit, a corner curio cabinet, and a couple of drawers in our dresser reserved for our adult playthings. We also keep some small assorted items in the car's glove compartment.
04/28/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
LMAO I totally forgot that a good third are at my boyfriends as well...
04/28/2010
Contributor: Liz2 Liz2
One time they were all in a bureau drawer, under my sweat shirts to hide them. Now I use shoe storage containers with plastic see through tops that I just slide under the bed.
With the acquistion of rechargeable vibes, I just can't be too concerned about hiding them other then on a shelf in a "linen" closet in the bathroom with an extension cord and yes some are on my nightstand.
My bathroom always has something drying or waiting to be cleaned. Harnesses are on hangers in my closet.
Toys that I don't use, I give away....they are so much appreciated.
04/28/2010
Contributor: TacoODoom TacoODoom
i bought one of those huge "storage" ottomans from target,then made a little velcro pouch along the side for stashing lube bottles. I still want the black devine playchest
04/28/2010
Contributor: SydVicious SydVicious
I have a decorative box that holds bottles and small items and then I have 2 15x12 plastic tubs the are really short so I can stack them and slide them under the bead. But I try not to hang onto toys that I really don't like for very long.

I can't imagine how many toys Sammi and Carrie Ann have to store. lol
04/28/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
I have to big ol' metal tool chests from Home Depot and they are actually one of my best investments. They're really durable (I'm careless and knock them around a lot,) they're lock-able, they have tons of space and if lube or something spills in them all I need is a little Windex and we're good, honey! I also give stuff away that I don't use. Unless a toy has a unique quality that makes it different from other similar toys that I own, I try not to hoard TOO much (although I'm definitely guilty of that).

But yeah, the top reviewers (Carrie Ann, Sammi, etc.) are gonna need to start renting storage units for their toys, my goodnessss!
04/28/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I used to leave most of them with the boyfriend, since I only live in a dorm most of the time and I don't want to be lugging toys home every summer. However, as he will be doing a bit moving around himself soon, I am providing shelter for our ... more
Gaack I certainly couldn't...I'm kinda perversely proud of that! Sigel was joking with Arch that they would need to look for a 6 bedroom house for us all when he moves here to go to school. 3 bedrooms for the kids, one for each guy and one for my toys! They thought that was uproariously funny. >.< Still i got a kick out of imagining how I would decorate the room.
04/28/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by TacoODoom
i bought one of those huge "storage" ottomans from target,then made a little velcro pouch along the side for stashing lube bottles. I still want the black devine playchest
What a cool idea! That would keep the ones that travel between rooms portable! I'm gonna need to take a trip to Target...
04/28/2010
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
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Originally posted by TacoODoom
i bought one of those huge "storage" ottomans from target,then made a little velcro pouch along the side for stashing lube bottles. I still want the black devine playchest
yes, yes, yes, yes, yessssssss! This idea rocks. I'm stealing it. Totally.

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
04/28/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
We have an above ground swimming pool in our room that is full of toys. Think 'ball pit'
04/28/2010
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
The furniture in our dorms comes with a small under-desk rolling drawer set. That's stuffed to the gills with toys. My metal rolling trunk (hooray for Target!) gets all of our bondage and impact toy stuff, and my lingerie, underneath the linens I usually store there. There are also a few small toy cases floating around my room with various "grab and go" assortments.

I suddenly realized that, somehow, I have to get all of this home. And if I put it all in the trunk, it will be too heavy to carry down the stairs. Oops. Smuggling this many toys? Will be interesting.
04/28/2010
Contributor: Kyra Saunders Kyra Saunders
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Originally posted by LuLu Love
I read about Carrie Ann finishing her 200th review (congrats by the way!) and the only thing I could think about is what the heck do you do with them all? I have five toys now and I'm already running out of space! So, what do you do with all of ... more
I have a storage bench all the toys live in. At some point I may need to get another bench. Luckily my partner doesn't mind a bit!
05/18/2010
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
Surprisingly, plain simple plastic drawers. All toys are in their respective drawstring bags, or occasionally boxes, so it is very discreet but they stay organized so well! Favorites go on top, then everything is separated into categories with miscellaneous cleaners, lubes and towels in the bottom drawer. This system probably wouldn't work if you have curious children but it's worked for me in a dorm.
05/24/2011
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
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Originally posted by Luscious Lily
The furniture in our dorms comes with a small under-desk rolling drawer set. That's stuffed to the gills with toys. My metal rolling trunk (hooray for Target!) gets all of our bondage and impact toy stuff, and my lingerie, underneath the linens I ... more
I was in a similar predicament a few weeks ago. The family came to help me move out of my dorm and smuggling everything discreetly into the car then home again was quite an ordeal. I was so nervous a drawer would fling open and sex toys would spill down the stairs or all over the car! Good luck with your move, especially the impact gear.
05/24/2011