Which would you get next?

Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf 01/09/2012

I have broken my strict plan of saving up $500 and just spent almost everything I have earned here in a month ($220) on 3 vibes I wanted to get the most...

Jopen Vanity Vr12, Hitachi Magic Wand and E-sensual Bullet...
I was sucking my teeth though, because even with the 30% discount of buyout assignment I paid way more for Vr12 than the lowest price on Amazon I planned to get it from, but felt so sorry for my Master who puts up with hearing me rave about toys a lot, sometimes daily! :D So I thought why not to save Him from having to spend such a horrid money on one single toy for my pleasure only, and got it with the impish grin thinking that that way I will be able to make it go through way easier to buy toys outside EF for those lower prices if I get the most expensive ones on here with my points, and the less expensive ones anywhere I find them cheaper, spending less money instead of intending to spend a lot for the finest vibes...
But oh my all the daily diligence it takes to save up all the points in a month to be able to get such luxurious toys...!!! :D ~sighs

Anyway, as Hitachi is coming I wonder how I will feel about wanting to get Eroscillator Top Deluxe and Life, two most powerful vibes of their kind, I bet I will want Hitachi vrooms after trying it, always, and also put Intensity here because I am not only interested in the "Kegel exerciser for the lazy butts" but the stimulation and pleasure it gives as well... (Grrrrrrrrrrr, wish they had made it rechargeable instead of friggin batteries, one would expect it! ~sighs)

So, ladies (and the interested gentlemen), if you were me, which would be your pick from these three for a next buyout assignment next month probably? :):):)

Invited: All users.

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Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
But which?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
ksparkles16 , - Kira - , November , wrmbreze , Silverdrop , Curiouscat , Beck , padmeamidala , wetone123 , Gracie , ellejay , potstickers , dv8 , GONE! , eeep , married with children , amie.snape , acessorie , Gimme More , Lolitalia , Badass , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , BuckeyeGal04 , Nazaress , Apirka , voenne , The Curious Couple , Gemstone , slynch , pinkpottergirl , GonetoLovehoney , roskat , 425shark , J5ive , AlianneCimorene , LaSchwartz , hall5885 , legna , Tangles , lulz , amazon , Lavendar , ToyGeek , brevado , BiJess , satinlady550 , alamander , amplified to rock , Terri69 , Andrey2052
50  (42%)
Ryuson , unfulfilled , Buttercup Green , EndlessFrost , NarcissisticLust , switzerland , quinceykay , Anjulie , dhig , Bignuf , Greenleaf , shinypinkstars , Breas , Jon S , 783883877299373783 , LavenderSkies , Talena , Stinkytofu10 , CoffeeCup , MissCandyland , levellc09 , BlooJay , TicklingPink , fufucat , Missmarc , Falsepast , petname , Positwist , tortilla , deltalima , DeliciousSurprise , Incendiaire , SecretKinksters , JennSenn , Girly Juice , Rey
36  (30%)
AHubbyof2SexualMinds , Piña Colada , Tagmstr , OhMy! , (k)InkyIvy , Ghost , LambChop , smartbabi92 , jedent , nikkibear , Undead , EdenJP , Zombirella , SMichelle , wafflewendy , LoveDove , chantal coopette , sweetpea12 , oneeyedoctopus , SparklyGlitter , nakedbear , xoxo , x203 , funforall7 , mpfm , indiechick , Aurora Borealis , wdanas , xMila , SkylarrStarr , PropertyOfPotter , bdan , Lildrummrgurl7
33  (28%)
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Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
The eroscillator has more reviews and has been more thoroughly tested!
01/09/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
I love my eroscillator. It was the first item that I was able to climax with.

I'm going to put in my two cents worth in about purchasing off amazon. I know there are items that are cheaper off amazon than they are off here, but if you're patient and save up the points then you can get them for free and not have to use actual money that you would have to use on amazon. Also, on Amazon, you can not guarantee that you are getting the manufacture brand and not some knock off. Also, if it happens to break within a short amount of time you can not return it on amazon, but EF has a 2 month from purchase return policy.
01/09/2012
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
The Intensity could be stronger at the attachment arm, but the electro stimulation is awesome.

I buy from Amazon, but only with my American Express. That way if something is defective AmEx will refund my money. Amazon has a no return policy even on defective merchandise. So unless you have American Express, I would caution about buying through there.

By the way - conversations with AmEx about defective "massagers"? Now that's priceless!
01/09/2012
Contributor: November November
I put Jopen Intensity because it's something so completely new and different from the other toys out there. These all look like good choices though, so I'm sure you'll be happy with whatever you pick. By the way, I have the Eroscillator as well and I also love it. It's a very different sensation than a vibe though. I think that's one of the reasons why I love it.
01/09/2012
Contributor: smartbabi92 smartbabi92
the life looks the most interesting to me and something that i would use the most so i chose that one
01/09/2012
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
Eroscillator absolutely! No questions asked.
01/09/2012
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
No matter how many reviews I read about Eroscillator, I can't get over how ugly it is.

Yes, I'm shallow. But for that money, I want it to not look physically repulsive.
01/09/2012
Contributor: Curiouscat Curiouscat
Jopen! Sounds amazing! I'd love to hear more about that toy. If not that then Life. Thats what i'd do.
01/09/2012
Contributor: jedent jedent
those leaves look so cool, i want one
01/09/2012
Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
Life looks like something I'd get more use out of.
I'm fascinated by the Jopen toy, but it looks a bit intimidating.
01/09/2012
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
Quote:
Originally posted by unfulfilled
I love my eroscillator. It was the first item that I was able to climax with.

I'm going to put in my two cents worth in about purchasing off amazon. I know there are items that are cheaper off amazon than they are off here, but if ... more
Yeppp, that is one of the main reasons why I decided to get the most expensive toys from here!

When I got the Inflatable Penis vibe after some time (a half hour probably, maybe less) the vibrations got way lower, though after I turned it on again it had full vrooms again...
I didn't mention this in the review at all because I suspected that I got a not really "healthy" item, so I assumed it was only because of an amazon purchase...
Blissfully it is a very cheap vibe, so I can easily obtain another one from here, and of course the other reason is that I can't return any toys to amazon, so for me it will remain to be the source for non-vibrating items, like dildos and bondage items, stuff like that, whatever what doesn't have a motor in it...

I saw the power corded and the rechargeable Wahl massagers I am flirting with for a while already for a ridiculously low price, both about 15 bucks, so it made me wanna give it a shot and get them from there with the free super saver shipping, but I am still thinking if I should really get them...
Wahl vibes look like a simple setup with very common materials, so I guess I will just have to see, or get em from here to be sure I get the good ones... ^^

But yep, I think that many kink items are ok to get from there, like some I intend to get, a headharness looking headgear with ball gag and blindfold, silicone bit gag, nipple clamps, anal trainer kit, stuff like that...
01/09/2012
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
Quote:
Originally posted by - Kira -
The Intensity could be stronger at the attachment arm, but the electro stimulation is awesome.

I buy from Amazon, but only with my American Express. That way if something is defective AmEx will refund my money. Amazon has a no return policy ... more
~roflmao!!!
Sheesh I can imagine!!! (Keep da cool tone, you are a costumer with a defective product, pleasure toys are natural part of our life, you just ramble, they drop their jaws, no problem, you will talk to them only once about the item... And the next item... And the next item... Da "toy woman" they will call you... ^^)

It's good to hear that, I think I am gonna check it out now, better to say ask my Master first if He has AmEx, before going ahead... ^^
01/09/2012
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
Quote:
Originally posted by November
I put Jopen Intensity because it's something so completely new and different from the other toys out there. These all look like good choices though, so I'm sure you'll be happy with whatever you pick. By the way, I have the Eroscillator ... more
Yep, it is good to hear one more opinion about the sensations, because many negative opinions I read said that it didn't feel different, and was just like vibrations... And am not such a sensitive user, though I'll just have to see, it still looks like a powerful power corded clit vibe, good pairing with the Hitachi I bet...
01/09/2012
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
No matter how many reviews I read about Eroscillator, I can't get over how ugly it is.

Yes, I'm shallow. But for that money, I want it to not look physically repulsive.
It kept me back from wishlisting it for a while as well...

But I am so extremely curious about oscillations, and was researching for quite a while what other options are out there, and I found only the Better Sex Synergy System, the Silicone Mini Oscillator and the My Celebrator...

First one is way to weak for my preferences, the Mini Oscillator can't stand pressure (which I use all the time as hell), and the My Celebrator was practically a very simple head attachment put on an electric toothbrush, and the machine died after a short while for many users as they said, so they just got a Braun electric toothbrush and put the attachment on it...

Knowing all of this I had no other choice to wish to try an oscillator, but the Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe, because it is powerful, doesn't need batteries, and surely shows what oscillation is...

But yeah, certainly not a toy I would wanna show off to anyone if I was single and looking...

But for the purpose it is fine in a box, and taken out only when I wanna use it, and I will just close my eyes and imagine I am holding something better lookin to myself... That must do fine... ^^
01/09/2012
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Curiouscat
Jopen! Sounds amazing! I'd love to hear more about that toy. If not that then Life. Thats what i'd do.
Gonna write reviews on all of them as soon as I can, no worries there!
01/09/2012
Contributor: Anjulie Anjulie
Quote:
Originally posted by Ryuson
The eroscillator has more reviews and has been more thoroughly tested!
Agreed
01/09/2012
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
Quote:
Originally posted by SMichelle
Life looks like something I'd get more use out of.
I'm fascinated by the Jopen toy, but it looks a bit intimidating.
Well, the two things not looking so "friendly" are the large, ugly control panel I hate to look at, the other part is that the electro stimulation is about "shocking you", but as we know it about electro stimulation it can go from a mild, warm feeling up to a torturing pain, and as this machine was built to exercise yer muscles it is obviously not an uncomfortable, painful experience...

The testimonials say that the feeling is amazing, only the final model got to have a clit attachment, and even without that the inner stimulation caused ultimate pleasure which the developers and neither the testers expected...

That's how Jopen's Intensity became a pleasure item, "setting your muscles right into orgasm mode, with STRONG, LONG, POWERFUL ORGASMS", and other than that it basically works like those funny electro shocking belts you put on your belly to loose fat and shape your muscles, so practically its impulses work your inner flesh to become stronger and more fit...

And after trying a pair of causal Kegel balls I found out that, though it's very easy to use them, I must be more of the lazy sort, that I want some kind of "inspiration", so my first pick was Jopen's Vr1, because it would really encourage you to want to use yer muscles, if you feel vibrations to reward you - but then I saw Intensity not much later on a site, way before it was available here, and though it is horribly expensive and still works with friggin batteries, now that in less than a month I earned much more here than I expected, and could buy the vibe (Vr12) I was drooling over for months and months and months already, I just thought I should get Intensity or Eroscillator next, because I could have got those two as well if I hadn't picked Vr12, and I am also going to get into article writing, which means even more points, so I will be able to afford the most nastiestly expensive toys I want to have, like these three above, Eleven, Vibrating Rotary Dildo, Little Chroma, Lelo Tor, We-vibe 3, and other things I always wanted to get, looks like one of these every month! ~grins wide and satisfied as hell

So I think if you aren't so intimidated by Intensity anymore then it is worth a try to check out how those "scary shocks" are for you... ^^
01/09/2012
Contributor: Undead Undead
I would go with the one that had the best reviews.
01/09/2012
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
But which?
The LEAF is novel, but I don't see the USEFUL ergonomics. The Intensity is something I want to see more reviews on. The Eroscillator, while a million years on the market, seems to have AMAZING reviews. Kind of the "toy to have when you ONLY have one on earth". If you "ain't got it yet, get one"...seems it blows everyone's mind.
01/09/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
But which?
I would like to have life, but I'm just drawn to the leaf designs and they have great reviews
01/10/2012
Contributor: Greenleaf Greenleaf
The Jopen ones looks rather like a curling iron to me, so I would never want to use that one.

The Eroscillator is the one I would pick - both because of long term positive reviews and the interchangeable tips. Even if you only like one tip you have a cool toy, but there's a chance you'll love all of them - and variety is the spice of life!
01/10/2012
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
The LEAF is novel, but I don't see the USEFUL ergonomics. The Intensity is something I want to see more reviews on. The Eroscillator, while a million years on the market, seems to have AMAZING reviews. Kind of the "toy to have when you ONLY ... more
Guess now am really on Ero's side, buuuuuuuuut, I still think that as soon as I have the money I will get Intensity, cause maybe tomorrow will be the end of the world, you never know...

But hey, then my gel won't last forever!

Oh, then Eroscillator, until I change my mind!
01/10/2012
Contributor: DreamWolf DreamWolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Greenleaf
The Jopen ones looks rather like a curling iron to me, so I would never want to use that one.

The Eroscillator is the one I would pick - both because of long term positive reviews and the interchangeable tips. Even if you only like one tip ... more
How true... ^^
01/10/2012
Contributor: LoveDove LoveDove
Out of all these, I've been lusting after the Life. So...I'm answering based off my personal preferences.
01/11/2012
Contributor: acessorie acessorie
Jopen just because it appeals to me.
01/11/2012
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
That's really tough! I want all of these I would say either the eroscillator or the intensity. I want them both badly!
01/11/2012
Contributor: Gimme More Gimme More
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
But which?
Jopen!
01/12/2012
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
But which?
Erosillator
01/12/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Eroscillator because there's the most reviews on it so far.
01/13/2012
Contributor: chantal coopette chantal coopette
life or jopen
01/13/2012
Contributor: sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
But which?
I have really wanted the life, that would be an awesome toy to have. But honestly they all look good, good luck!
01/23/2012
Contributor: BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
I sympathize with your quandary. I've really been looking at the Jopen Intensity and the Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe.

Since you mentioned Kegel muscles, I would go with Intensity. I've been going to physical therapy for some back pain, and the therapist has been having me work on those muscles. I have to say it's made a difference for me to strengthen those muscles, although I realize it's not those muscles alone. I'm hopeful you'll get the Intensity because indeed I want to see more reviews before taking that deep of a plunge!
01/23/2012
Contributor: voenne voenne
If I had that much points/money to blow, I would try the Intensity. If you get it, then I'm definitely looking forward to a review.
02/10/2012
Contributor: Master DarkWolf Master DarkWolf
I guess you could try the ugly pink rabbit.
02/19/2012
Contributor: nakedbear nakedbear
Jopen!
02/19/2012
Contributor: roskat roskat
Life (or jopen...)
02/29/2012
Contributor: 425shark 425shark
Life/Jopen
02/29/2012
Contributor: Positwist Positwist
Eros. It has more rave reviews than almost anything else I've seen, even despite being horrifically ugly.

But I've heard that the soft tip attachment is a must, and it's another $40. Something to think about.
03/04/2012
Contributor: Modern^Spank^Anthem Modern^Spank^Anthem
I don't think I would get these (I wouldn't spend that much)
03/04/2012
Contributor: Master DarkWolf Master DarkWolf
Though Life looks nice too, maybe rather that one...
03/10/2012
Contributor: indiechick indiechick
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
But which?
I Went with life, but honestly thats because the other two scare me a little. I really want bloom from the same line as life
06/18/2012
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamWolf
But which?
They're all pricey but I would invest in the Eroscillator and the Jopen second, based on reviews.
07/04/2012
Contributor: Tangles Tangles
The Jopen sounds the most desirable to me, although I haven't experienced any of them.
07/04/2012
Contributor: amazon amazon
Been wanting a Jopen for a while
07/04/2012
Contributor: SkylarrStarr SkylarrStarr
I love the design of the life. By far the more beautiful of the choices. The Intensity kinda freaks me out...saw it in person in a store and I don't think I am up for it.
07/04/2012
Contributor: JennSenn JennSenn
Eroscillator. I hear great things about it and it's been tested out a lot.
07/04/2012
Contributor: brevado brevado
I've been wanting to try the Intensity
08/26/2012
Contributor: Girly Juice Girly Juice
The Eroscillator has CHANGED MY LIFE. Best vibrator ever, ever, ever!!
08/26/2012
Contributor: spineyogurt spineyogurt
Anything Jopen
08/27/2012
Contributor: Terri69 Terri69
Jopen Intensity
10/15/2012
Contributor: Andrey2052 Andrey2052
Jopen Intensity
10/15/2012