Guys, into what do you ejaculate when you masturbate?

Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
So, where does all your man chowder normally end up post-masturbation?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Tissue/toilet paper
25  (21%)
Sleeve (no, not the one on your shirt)
5  (4%)
Towel/cloth (and then wash)
14  (12%)
Magic sock or some other "magic" material
4  (3%)
Onto my skin
46  (39%)
Other (please specify)
24  (20%)
Total votes: 118
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
For those of you who don't know, a "magic sock" is, it a normal sock into which a guy comes so many times without washing it that it can eventually stand up on its own. Nasty? Yes. Real? Also, yes.
02/12/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Usually the stroker/sleeve I am using. When I am not using a toy I let it fly where it may (on my body) and them clean up with a towel, shirt or sock. What ever is handy.
02/12/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Sleeve if I'm using one. Skin if I'm not.
02/15/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
My guy uses a shirt set aside specifically for the purpose. So I suppose it's a "magic" item, haha. It does get washed on a fairly regular basis, though
02/15/2011
Contributor: MontereyJak MontereyJak
Most of the time my load gets shot into my hand or into the sink.
03/05/2011
Contributor: skunked skunked
onto my stomach/chest/hand
03/12/2011
Contributor: fymenfolk fymenfolk
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
For those of you who don't know, a "magic sock" is, it a normal sock into which a guy comes so many times without washing it that it can eventually stand up on its own. Nasty? Yes. Real? Also, yes.
Oh dear lord.
04/06/2011
Contributor: leatherlover leatherlover
I used to grab a wad of toilet paper, but I now have a fleshlight.
04/06/2011
Contributor: purplekidney purplekidney
She: omg man chowder.

He:

She: Guys, he declined to comment. Wonder if he's ok.
04/09/2011
Contributor: hornypoet69 hornypoet69
If I'm in a hurry, it often ends up in my pants, because I'm just reaching in and going to town. This technique was also useful when was living in the dorms, because its easy to stop when you hear the door. I prefer for it to go onto my chest/stomach. Though sometimes I get distance, and it will hit my face, or go over my shoulder. At that point it usually doesn't take long for it to end up in my mouth. I love the taste.
04/09/2011
Contributor: Mewt Mewt
If I'm using a toy I'll finish in it but otherwise I just cum on my hand/stomach and then just clean it off
05/01/2011
Contributor: extrafun extrafun
I usually use a sock but sometimes will blow my load on my stomach essepicialy if I'm caming or doing it for my wife
05/01/2011
Contributor: Teaser Teaser
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
For those of you who don't know, a "magic sock" is, it a normal sock into which a guy comes so many times without washing it that it can eventually stand up on its own. Nasty? Yes. Real? Also, yes.
NOT for me!
05/04/2011
Contributor: stlouisxxx stlouisxxx
Usually in my left hand, sometimes on my stomach & chest. Very rarely into tissue.
05/05/2011
Contributor: Bonesdance Bonesdance
Typically onto some tissue that I lay out on my stomach/chest; occasionally into the sink or toilet.
05/09/2011
Contributor: cobiffle cobiffle
It usually just flies wherever n have to clean it up
05/09/2011
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
If I'm using my Fleshlight, then of course I ejaculate into that. Otherwise, I usually grab a handkerchief and use that. (And it immediately goes into my dirty clothes hamper, of course!)

And if nothing else is handy, I just try to catch it all in my hand, but that doesn't always work so well.
05/19/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
My guy usually let's it land in his hands or belly and will clean up with a tissue.

If I'm getting him off it either goes in mouth mouth or on his belly after which it is cleaned by moi with a nice warm cloth.
06/04/2011
Contributor: Scott Ghost Scott Ghost
I have to have something, I'm kind of a clean freak when it comes to that. haha
06/04/2011
Contributor: LilyLust LilyLust
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
For those of you who don't know, a "magic sock" is, it a normal sock into which a guy comes so many times without washing it that it can eventually stand up on its own. Nasty? Yes. Real? Also, yes.
Thats kind of nasty. My hubby has socks...had? I dont even know anymore. Haven't spotted them in awhile. but I would toss them in the wash.
06/04/2011
Contributor: irishlove irishlove
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
So, where does all your man chowder normally end up post-masturbation?
My boyfriend says he does in on tissue/toilet paper because he doesn't like a mess LOL
06/18/2011
Contributor: lovemuscle n cookie lovemuscle n cookie
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
For those of you who don't know, a "magic sock" is, it a normal sock into which a guy comes so many times without washing it that it can eventually stand up on its own. Nasty? Yes. Real? Also, yes.
That cracks me up. Its never fun to accidently find/touch someone's "magic sock" when you are at their house.
06/18/2011
Contributor: buttmunch buttmunch
I prefer to cum on my skin but considering it's just such a hassle to clean up I usually use a pair of boxers, socks just feel awkward and uncomfortable to me.
10/05/2011
Contributor: CreamySweet CreamySweet
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
So, where does all your man chowder normally end up post-masturbation?
I voted for him cause he rarely looks on here let alone would he do the forum... He will usually cum on his tummy or a towel if I'm not there or just distance watching. If I am close I will loan him my ass or let him shoot on my pussy, belly button (Is he the only one with this obsession to creampie my belly button?) Or on my face and boobs or in my mouth. He has used my lace panties or thongs a couple times which is super hot to me...and used my t-shirts a couple times which got him in trouble because it was a clean one and I didnt see the jizz blobs until I put it on and got it in my hair! Got him back by rubbing myself off with his dress shirt sleve while he was in the shower two days later and boy do I get wet n creamy sometimes
10/05/2011
Contributor: aimtoplease aimtoplease
usually my stomach
10/05/2011
Contributor: Liz2 Liz2
When we first got together he would just let go! His hand, his stomach, the bed and really gross, the floor!
He now uses masturbation sleeves or if I get him off, anywhere on me except my hair. There is usually a washcloth nearby.
10/05/2011
Contributor: big b big b
what ever
10/05/2011
Contributor: mmike mmike
tissue/toilet paper. very convenient and clean

However, when I was young and just started to ejaculate, it took me a while to figure it out. I used to either do it in the shower or let it land on my skin
10/20/2011
Contributor: Lucky21 Lucky21
Anymore it's my Fleshlights. After that, I just let it get on me then clean it up.
10/20/2011