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Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
so we finally get my son to sleep early, my husband finally feels in the mood and not exhausted, he didn't work lastnight, and wouldn't you know what fucking guest shows up unannounced. Worse yet, my Bon Bon arrives tomorrow

Fate is an evil evil evil thing
06/10/2011
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Contributor: Linga Linga
Oh geez! I feel your pain. I would just tell them that you have to get busy with your man and they can either wait or come back later lol but I'm more open than most people I guess
06/10/2011
Contributor: kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish
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Originally posted by Wondermom
so we finally get my son to sleep early, my husband finally feels in the mood and not exhausted, he didn't work lastnight, and wouldn't you know what fucking guest shows up unannounced. Worse yet, my Bon Bon arrives tomorrow

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That down right sucks, tell the guests you need to shower, that you wont have time to go get dinner ready and have them run to the pizza shop that is 30 mins away in the next town to bring back pizza for dinner lol
06/10/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
lol I think she means Aunt Flow girls.

I hate that. I have had it happen and it SUCKS.
06/10/2011
Contributor: Linga Linga
Ooooooh! I get ya!

Well I dunno what to do about your bonbon then but as for the hubby....It's nothing that a shower after won't fix!
06/10/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Throw down a maroon or any dark towel, with a dark extra sheet under it, (or a Liberator Throe, if you have it) and go at it.

As Linga said, nothing a shower won't fix!

And orgasms during your period help cramps for so many women.

06/10/2011
Contributor: ShannonShops ShannonShops
OR in the shower! I find that if I catch that time of the month, usually not knowing it, the pleasure is more intense and so are the orgasms.
06/10/2011
Contributor: kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish
Oh then forget the pizza and go for the shower, bon bon will have to wait a few days .
06/10/2011
Contributor: bluekaren bluekaren
You should try the Instead cup. I use this when mother nature visits. I only have 1 day of my period that is really uncomfortable for sex. The rest of the time I use the cup and I can have "clean" sex without worries.
06/10/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Ive never used a cup. It is definately on my to do list though. Does it matter how big the guy is as far as comfort goes?
06/10/2011
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
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Originally posted by bluekaren
You should try the Instead cup. I use this when mother nature visits. I only have 1 day of my period that is really uncomfortable for sex. The rest of the time I use the cup and I can have "clean" sex without worries.
I also recommend the Instead cups. They are expensive though so I only use them for when I want sex during my period. I love them!! I've been able to play and also have sex and have it clean during my period. And Anakin says he is not able to feel the Instead while having sex with me too.
06/10/2011
Contributor: bluekaren bluekaren
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Originally posted by sexyintexas
Ive never used a cup. It is definately on my to do list though. Does it matter how big the guy is as far as comfort goes?
Size doesn't seem to matter. Miguel is very sensitive to certain materials so sometimes we have to use a bit of lube with them. And as padmeamidala mentioned they can get a bit expensive. Clean sex during my period is so worth it, seems I want sex even more during this time of the month!
06/10/2011
Contributor: LittleD LittleD
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Originally posted by Wondermom
so we finally get my son to sleep early, my husband finally feels in the mood and not exhausted, he didn't work lastnight, and wouldn't you know what fucking guest shows up unannounced. Worse yet, my Bon Bon arrives tomorrow

Fate is ... more
yep
06/10/2011
Contributor: Eucaly Eucaly
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Originally posted by bluekaren
You should try the Instead cup. I use this when mother nature visits. I only have 1 day of my period that is really uncomfortable for sex. The rest of the time I use the cup and I can have "clean" sex without worries.
The sea sponge tampons you can find in various online shops work for this too. It was what prostitutes used for centuries to keep their clients in the dark about whether they were on their periods or not.
06/10/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
Time for anal?
06/10/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Throw down a maroon or any dark towel, with a dark extra sheet under it, (or a Liberator Throe, if you have it) and go at it.

As Linga said, nothing a shower won't fix!

And orgasms during your period help cramps for so many women.

I dont like to do anything with aunt flow here, we will wait, its just annoying
06/10/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
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Originally posted by padmeamidala
I also recommend the Instead cups. They are expensive though so I only use them for when I want sex during my period. I love them!! I've been able to play and also have sex and have it clean during my period. And Anakin says he is not able to ... more
I've tried them, I have one sitting in a drawer still, I can never insert them right so they dont hurt maybe I'm just shaped wrong my Gyno has said I have a tilted cervix.
06/10/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
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Originally posted by Eucaly
The sea sponge tampons you can find in various online shops work for this too. It was what prostitutes used for centuries to keep their clients in the dark about whether they were on their periods or not.
I use sea sponges thankfully aunt flow doesn't stick around very long anymore plus I'm so cranky I dont think dh wants to be near me lol
06/10/2011
Contributor: SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
Oh, that SUCKS!! That happened to me when I got my Liv!

Before I got what you were saying, I was going to say you should have answered the door & said the kitchen was on fire & you had to go, but then I got it & pictured you talking to your crotch. "Come back later, okay?" LOL
06/10/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
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Originally posted by Wondermom
so we finally get my son to sleep early, my husband finally feels in the mood and not exhausted, he didn't work lastnight, and wouldn't you know what fucking guest shows up unannounced. Worse yet, my Bon Bon arrives tomorrow

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Ugh. I'm sorry. That sucks.
06/10/2011
Contributor: MaryExy MaryExy
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Originally posted by Wondermom
so we finally get my son to sleep early, my husband finally feels in the mood and not exhausted, he didn't work lastnight, and wouldn't you know what fucking guest shows up unannounced. Worse yet, my Bon Bon arrives tomorrow

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I feel your pain. My period came the day I got my first rabbit, and I had been SUPER horny waiting for it. But once my period starts, my sex drive dies. It's highly irritating.
06/11/2011
Contributor: big b big b
bad deal
06/11/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Damn ....lol.
It just stinks when ya can't catch a break!
06/11/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
I think the fates shined down on me, because it may have been just some spotting So I tried out my bon bon and me and the husband had some time together I am going to marry the bon bon
06/11/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Wondermom
so we finally get my son to sleep early, my husband finally feels in the mood and not exhausted, he didn't work lastnight, and wouldn't you know what fucking guest shows up unannounced. Worse yet, my Bon Bon arrives tomorrow

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Like your mother in law calling right as you are about to orgasm. Even hearing her voice on the answering machine in the other room......SHEESH.....
06/11/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
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Originally posted by Bignuf
Like your mother in law calling right as you are about to orgasm. Even hearing her voice on the answering machine in the other room......SHEESH.....
or when you are right in the good spot and getting ready for both of you to get off....... and you hear a little voice go "mommmy"
06/11/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Wondermom
or when you are right in the good spot and getting ready for both of you to get off....... and you hear a little voice go "mommmy"
UG! The worst. The other night, I was just about to come, and I hear, "Mama, there's a wasp in my room!" I had My Man's arms wrapped around me and was....er....infiltrat ed with a dil and had my Wahl working.....I was so sad. My Man said it was "my turn" to go to the kid. I never did find the wasp, (I think she accidentally killed it by swatting at it in fear before I got into her room) so after a search, I left her with a can of hairspray (it freezes the wasps wings so they can't fly so you can kill them) I went back..... and My Man had conked out. He did wake up when I came, so we did get to have some more fun then.

But, still. It's not nearly as bad as when they were really little. Or as bad as when they were toddlers and sometimes would walk in, but our bathroom connects to our bedroom and the kids use our bathroom in the evening. I hate when we're going at it, and my little one decides to take the Dump of the Week.

I LOVE my kids, but I hate the interruptions.
06/11/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
dang :S
06/11/2011
Contributor: ss143 ss143
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Originally posted by P'Gell
UG! The worst. The other night, I was just about to come, and I hear, "Mama, there's a wasp in my room!" I had My Man's arms wrapped around me and was....er....infiltrat ed with a dil and had my Wahl working.....I was so sad. My Man ... more
I agree love the little ones but damn they have the worst timing lol
06/11/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
UG! The worst. The other night, I was just about to come, and I hear, "Mama, there's a wasp in my room!" I had My Man's arms wrapped around me and was....er....infiltrat ed with a dil and had my Wahl working.....I was so sad. My Man ... more
LOL the worst is when they wake up screaming because they just barfed in the bed, tottaly kills everything.
06/11/2011