I was reading this post, and couldn't help but think of the song
"I Wish" by Skee-Lo
I came up with this.. maybe somebody can do better? lol
Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E
We're takin' calls off the wish line
Making all your wacky wishes come true
Hello,
I wish they was little bit larger,
no I wish they was smaller
I wish I had a girl who had boobs
I would call her
I wish she had some implants in her chest, what a mess
and a '64 Impala
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo her titts is really fine
You know I see her breasts all the time