The absolute best place I've ever had sex was on an island in the Bahamas on a hammock.

Daring arent you! Have you ever tried an elevator between floors?

I've had sex on stage at an opera house. NOT LIVE! lol.. it was on break from rehearsal. I was involved with a program that sent you upstate to take up residence in a rich persons home (people that donated to the Arts program) for a few days (the one I got stuck with didn't have a TV and had all sorts of framed bugs all over the walls and uncomfortable old shaker furniture) and all musicians (from all over the state) would convene at the Opera house and various studios around town to eventually have their final performance at the Opera house... and well.. I met a guy that played the French horn and that was that. We ended up having sex inside of a prop of a house. Great sex, mostly because of the risk to of getting caught. That's my big crazy story.

Oh yes, quickie in lavatory on plane flying to Rome. Strange looks from folks who were on line for the lav. I just muttered that my b/f "needed help" and kept going..

In a classroom inside a church.

On the front porch, on the beach at Kaneohe Hawaii, also the balcony of my apartment and at a Van Halen concert.

On the side of the Interstate. Pulled over. Parked. Barely made it into the trees.

pool table tops can give wicked burns

We have a pool table. Haven't tried it. Love cars- something about them turns me on. I've had some incredible sex on the floor, in a chair, in a park.

On the kitchen table. Living room couch.

You know... where ever you get creative. (Been very visual in places that I haven't had sex!)

My fantasy regarding sex outdoors would be in a large field with the grass growing high(which is half accomplished, the grass hadn't grown yet since it was spring).

I have done it in the woods in winter a few times. I also did it in a neighbors pool coming back from a party at 3:00 AM. I have done it in my partners car...and got caught by the police. It was funny, the policemen made awkward comments to make us feel uncomfortable but we didn't care.

I love doing it on the kitchen table(but also pretty much everywhere in my flat), it is cool against my warm skin it just makes my skin tingle with pleasure.

I think my new fantasy will have to be in a hammock in the Bahamas

Police department all over the place, in a mall security office, truck stop showers, in a semi, Army barracks, on the bow of a moving boat, my best friend's kitchen table, in the hospital bathroom after hubby had elbow surgery with the IV still in, and all over where we have lived.

Art museum, at the peak of a 10,000 ft. mnt. top.

not an art museum on a mnt. top. meant for a . not , they were two separate occasions

I can't believe no one said "my parent's bed"...

I like many above have done it an every room in our house, as well as my hubby's car in college, my sisters room (don't know how that happened), bathroom at work after hours, middle of a corn field and my grandparents barn (those have to be my favs hahaha)...oh and this wasn't sex but my hubby and I must of had some HUGE balls when we were younger because I gave him oral sex on a car ride home from Great America with my Dad, Sister and her friend in the car...

This is a funny and awesome topic...and I love all your answers!

Hmm interesting stories.. I heard of people screwing in rehab where I go occasionally. 2 out of 4 times I heard of people getting busted while I'm there but I'm sure people screwed a lot more than that (the ones that didn't get caught). One pair did it during the AA meeting, they snuck out to the gym and did it in there. But the AA guy is cool and can spot trouble a mile away. BUSTED...

I don't blame them for having sex or masturbating you go there for like 1-3 months for some it's more. If your a minor (under 18) you can't leave without dr. or parental consent. I jerked off in the bathroom several times.. After 3 weeks I break down and have to do it otherwise I can't stop thinking about porn and masturbating... I produce the largest loads I have ever seen in rehab. I remember getting passes to go home for 4-12 hours and I'd spend all my time looking at porn...


Most epic place i'd want to have sex is probably the beach during a sunset then take a stroll for a few hours until it got really dark then lay down and look at the stars, then make up random stories about stars to make my wife laugh..

Though I would totally research constellations and memorize some of the real stories if you ladies think that is an epic thing to talk about while star gazing on a beach or anywhere they are visible. Though I'm sure I'd never find them in the sky BC there are so many but if I found one that would be really cool... I have only seen like 7 stars where I live only the really bright ones pop out due to the lighting in the neighborhood.

we've done outside a couple of times - I love it. Once was in a cemetery-type place, more of a memorial garden.

Also in a playground at night - on one of those bouncy bridges.

Also on the stage/bema at our synagogue, when no one else was there - my husband had to get something done, and I put on part of a dance costume as lingerie while he was working, and then we used the anointing oil from the podium for lube. It was awesome. We'd have brought proper lube, though, if we'd planned it ahead of time.

A playground at the lakefront, The front porch, The back porch, Oral out side of our front door, Though I'm still dreaming of sex in a Jungle as well as on a sandy beach.