Boner Killer!
A lot of guys are not going to say “Well at least it had a strong male cast”. Unfortunately that is all this film has going for it. The backdrops are hideous at best and creepy boner killers at worst. The sex had a few highlights, for example there was some nice DP and anal action, but most of it was pretty cookie cutter and the editing was fairly bad.
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Pros
Great male cast!
Cons
Hideous backdrops and no chemistry between the performers!
Covers & Presentation
Chanel no. 1 box art is fairly classy. The front features no nudity, but has a nice picture of the stunning Chanel St. James. The front also states that this film is the first ever in which Chanel has ever done a boy/girl scene. The color scheme is mostly brown and white, almost but not quite sepia. Club Jenna is stamped on the background hundreds of times.
The back cover is pure filth, which is not bad! If you do not like the several sex images that adorn the back cover you can flip the cover inside out and everything is covered, thanks to the reversible cover. The reversed cover shows no nudity and shares the same color scheme as the original and the front cover.
DVD overview
The film starts out with opening credits but quickly transitions to the first scene. The first scene starts with a woman (Chanel) reclining on a sofa smoking while a man (Tommy Gun) is strapped into a device that holds his head in place, he appears to be bound by the arms. Chanel blows some smoke in his face then pulls down the mouth guard/head restraint and kisses Tommy. This quickly leads to cunninglingus. Chanel then leads him to the sofa where she unzips his pants and performs a blow job. Finally they have vaginal sex in a couple of positions and Tommy explodes over Chanel’s huge breasts to finish off the scene.
The next scene starts out similar to the last scene. This time a blue haired woman whips on two men who are bound by the arms. Both of the men (One being Marco Banderas) do not seem to be in any pain. This leads to a double blow job. Next Marco takes the chick from behind before the other guy re-enters the scene and we have a nice DP. Before the men end the scene with a double cumover there is some more anal sex (no more vaginal sex though).
The next scene features Chanel and a blonde woman at a snow cone stand. The women start to kiss, and then Chanel pulls out a strap on and starts shoving it down the blonde’s throat. The blonde then gets on her knees and licks and fingers Chanel. Chanel then returns the favor before donning the strap on and having vaginal sex with the blonde.
The next scene features Jean Val Jean bound with his arms behind his back. A blonde woman (Jasmine Tame) comes in and releases him. The woman gives him a blow job, then the two moves on to vaginal sex in multiple positions before ending the scene with a very messy facial.
The final scene starts with out with Chanel entering a room where a man (Eric Everhard) is unconscious. The room appears to be some sort of hospital room. The man is on a table and Chanel starts touching and kissing him, and at some point the guy wakes up. The two have vaginal and oral sex before the guy explodes over Chanel’s chest.
Chanel no. 1 box art is fairly classy. The front features no nudity, but has a nice picture of the stunning Chanel St. James. The front also states that this film is the first ever in which Chanel has ever done a boy/girl scene. The color scheme is mostly brown and white, almost but not quite sepia. Club Jenna is stamped on the background hundreds of times.
The back cover is pure filth, which is not bad! If you do not like the several sex images that adorn the back cover you can flip the cover inside out and everything is covered, thanks to the reversible cover. The reversed cover shows no nudity and shares the same color scheme as the original and the front cover.
DVD overview
The film starts out with opening credits but quickly transitions to the first scene. The first scene starts with a woman (Chanel) reclining on a sofa smoking while a man (Tommy Gun) is strapped into a device that holds his head in place, he appears to be bound by the arms. Chanel blows some smoke in his face then pulls down the mouth guard/head restraint and kisses Tommy. This quickly leads to cunninglingus. Chanel then leads him to the sofa where she unzips his pants and performs a blow job. Finally they have vaginal sex in a couple of positions and Tommy explodes over Chanel’s huge breasts to finish off the scene.
The next scene starts out similar to the last scene. This time a blue haired woman whips on two men who are bound by the arms. Both of the men (One being Marco Banderas) do not seem to be in any pain. This leads to a double blow job. Next Marco takes the chick from behind before the other guy re-enters the scene and we have a nice DP. Before the men end the scene with a double cumover there is some more anal sex (no more vaginal sex though).
The next scene features Chanel and a blonde woman at a snow cone stand. The women start to kiss, and then Chanel pulls out a strap on and starts shoving it down the blonde’s throat. The blonde then gets on her knees and licks and fingers Chanel. Chanel then returns the favor before donning the strap on and having vaginal sex with the blonde.
The next scene features Jean Val Jean bound with his arms behind his back. A blonde woman (Jasmine Tame) comes in and releases him. The woman gives him a blow job, then the two moves on to vaginal sex in multiple positions before ending the scene with a very messy facial.
The final scene starts with out with Chanel entering a room where a man (Eric Everhard) is unconscious. The room appears to be some sort of hospital room. The man is on a table and Chanel starts touching and kissing him, and at some point the guy wakes up. The two have vaginal and oral sex before the guy explodes over Chanel’s chest.
Experience
Personal Comments:
This may be the first film is which I knew all of the men in the film, and hardly none of the women (besides Chanel). There are credits but it does not tell you who is in which scene, which may make it difficult for some to find one of the performer's other films. The director obviously wanted to get top male talent here, but he didn’t want to show much of their faces, even with studs like Jean Val Jean!
The film has hints of BDSM, with the whipping and the restraints, but is far from hardcore BDSM. I am not sure what audience the director was going for. There is no mention of bondage on the front or back cover, nor any pictures of such, so it was a little surprising to find it in the film. This could turn some casual viewers off, or it could excite a few. The final scene especially may turn people off, it looks like an alien abduction!
The backdrops were awful. The back cover mentions futuristic backdrops… If the future makes me feel like I’m on acid and staring at an ugly neon sign then I’ll certainly pass on that future. All the backdrops were awful, and very distracting. What the hell happened to the good old days where they just banged in upscale mansions! If I am going to place myself in a fantasy I might as well be rich!
As for the sex, it was not bad, but it was far from great. The best scene was probably the second, the one with the blue haired chick. The DP made the scene and without it the scene would have been about average. There is no chemistry here, just people banging, and if that’s what you want then this is an average film, if your looking for more then over look this. I am giving this a two star rating.
This may be the first film is which I knew all of the men in the film, and hardly none of the women (besides Chanel). There are credits but it does not tell you who is in which scene, which may make it difficult for some to find one of the performer's other films. The director obviously wanted to get top male talent here, but he didn’t want to show much of their faces, even with studs like Jean Val Jean!
The film has hints of BDSM, with the whipping and the restraints, but is far from hardcore BDSM. I am not sure what audience the director was going for. There is no mention of bondage on the front or back cover, nor any pictures of such, so it was a little surprising to find it in the film. This could turn some casual viewers off, or it could excite a few. The final scene especially may turn people off, it looks like an alien abduction!
The backdrops were awful. The back cover mentions futuristic backdrops… If the future makes me feel like I’m on acid and staring at an ugly neon sign then I’ll certainly pass on that future. All the backdrops were awful, and very distracting. What the hell happened to the good old days where they just banged in upscale mansions! If I am going to place myself in a fantasy I might as well be rich!
As for the sex, it was not bad, but it was far from great. The best scene was probably the second, the one with the blue haired chick. The DP made the scene and without it the scene would have been about average. There is no chemistry here, just people banging, and if that’s what you want then this is an average film, if your looking for more then over look this. I am giving this a two star rating.
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