Conquest by Wicked Pictures - review by TrishieBear

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All in all, not Jenna's best work. This is a movie I would watch purely for the sex scenes. If you like pirates and don't care about story lines, then go for it!
Costumes, positions, sets
dubbing, goofy acting, weak storyline
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
"If the lust of the ages could settle into one epic saga of desire and revenge, this is it. Wicked Pictures and Armstrong/Steel have rewritten the rules of adult entertainment. A searingly sexual story that is destined to set the standard in adult video. Lavish locations. A real story-with characters that will remind you of what passion really is. And Jenna Jameson, who radiates the pure sexual energy that has catapulted her to the position of the unrivaled diva of adult. If you see only one adult feature this year, it must be…Conquest." - Movie Description

Sounds pretty Great huh? NOT!

The description of the movie would have you believe that it has an alluring, epic storyline when, in fact, that is not true.

Being one of Jenna's fans (and a fan of pirates), this is NOT one of her best works. The sets and costumes are nice, but not award-worthy (bearing in mind that this IS an older film).

The storyline wasn't the greatest, and I couldn't help but laugh at some parts! The acting was...rather lacking and goofy at times. This is supposed to be a fantasy adult film, not a comedy!

HOWEVER, I did enjoy the sex scenes (even though they weren't that imaginative) - there's foreplay, vaginal, anal, lesbian, and group sex that would please those who are just interested in the pure sex aspect of this film.

The actors and actresses were good looking, and worked well together.

I agree with Maiden, though; the dubbing of the sex scenes was REALLY AWKWARD.

Also, the music was not that enthralling, either.... when you are dealing with pirates, shouldn't the music be, well....epic?

The packaging is nice, and you glimpses of the "booty" to come.

Pirate fetishists will probably enjoy this film even if it lacks a GREAT storyline. However, for those pirate lovers who NEED an above average pirate-themed adult film, venture elsewhere for better material!

Given the price, it's a bit steep for an older movie that isn't all that terrific.

I do not regret watching this film, not only do you get off on get a laugh or two...or three as well!
Seeing as this was my first porn I had ever owned, it was alright- albeit goofy. Whenever me and my man wanted to get off and a laugh, we would pop this movie in.
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I actually like my other films more, so I ended up giving this film away so someone else could enjoy the awkwardness!
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    • Everyone
    • Foreplay
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
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    • Travel friendly
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  • TrishieBear
    Haha my first published review isn't exactly my greatest x.x
  • Maiden
    I must have missed this one! This was a horrible movie! I LOVE pirates and that is why I got it too, but for me it was just too horrible to watch. The actual "Pirates" movie with Jesse Jane as well as it's sequel is soooo much better. It's big budget so at the very least the costumes and sets really give you that "pirate" feel. They are some of the most expensive porn movies, but if you can afford one, I would check it out. I wrote my first review on the first one, and looking back on it, it wasn't my best either. lol

    I kinda like seeing my name in someone else's review, but with out explaining who I am, people will get confused!
  • liilii080
    I definitely like plots for my movies! Thanks for your review
  • TrishieBear
    You are very welcome!
  • oldman
    It is gettong harder and harder to find decent porn.
  • Maiden
    I actually disagree oldman. For me at least, the porn parodies coming out left and right are awesome! I guess they aren't for every one, but I love them!
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