Lady of the Evening by Wicked Pictures - review by KrissyNovacaine

I had such high hopes for this. It sounded risque and a little taboo from the description: "George (Randy Spears) loves Martha very much. But when Martha goes out of town for the weekend, George gives in to his libidinal temptations and calls on a “Lady of the Evening” named Elizabeth (Jenna Presley) to come pay him a visit. He falls for her and is heart-broken to see her go. Torn between his wife and a one night stand, George is faced with life changing decision."

This is a Wicked production. I favor Wicked studios a lot, and they rarely disappoint. The director, David Stanely, and the cast just made this an awkward porn. Speaking of cast, here is the cast list: Randy Spears, Jenna Presley, Eric Masterson, Chris Cannon, Steven St. Croix, Marcus London, Mika Tan, Derrick Pierce, Daisy Marie, Demi Delia, Tyler Faith, Mia Smiles.

This porn starts out lame and just gets weird. The plot revolves around a guy who has the house to himself while his wife is away. He does all the things he isn't supposed to do because the mushrooms in his salad were psychedelic. He gets high, watches porn, and from there decides it is a good idea to hire an escort. By this point, I am completely uninterested in this porn.

The acting is completely awful. I mean, I never expect Oscar winning performances from porn, but this one totally went with the stereotypical awful acting that one expects from porn.

The sex is so typical of porn. There was nothing outside of the typical porn shots, and it was done completely in the over blown style of popular porn. The facial expressions and dialogue was over blown and unrealistic.

There is no situation that I would recommend this porn for unless you want something to laugh at.

No matter how many times I try, this is too ridiculous to be sexy. It is terribly written, and somehow, the acting is even worse than the writing. The sex isn't even impressive. Pass on this unless you are looking for a good laugh.