I don't know what to say. I like porn. I like lots of porn... yet I did not like this. It was a series of flashing lights that was reminiscent to going to a rave. The first set of girls promised lots of girl on girl action. What I got instead was definitely created for a young male audience. All I could do was stare and try to figure out why this was happening. I couldn't get aroused even a little because the camera kept changing angles. Sadly, the lighting did the same thing. Pro tip for this movie: Don't watch in the dark! You may get motion sickness.

For example: Let's look at the camera, and lick our lips. I'm going to put my dragon lady claws in and you're gonna moan like it's the most fabulous thing in the world. By the way, I'm only going to put my fingertip in. So awesome.

My guy, who was watching this with me and who is a huge fan of girl-on-girl action, was disgusted. The angles and lights were so dizzying that he couldn't focus properly. When the motions settled, the girls looked fine but the acting was sub-par. The girls looked okay. They weren't hot, sexy, cute or in any way attractive. They were just okay. I couldn't even imagine them sexy. Later, there would be a scene that I swear sounded like water buffalo mating.

That was just the first of many scenes that left me wanting real porn. Each scene was a barrage of neon lights, crazy camera angles and poorly looped techno. I have never been so depressed by something that was supposed to turn me on. I damn near cried. During the entire time I had been hoping that the image of the cover would be a scene to watch. That dream never came true.

I've watched a lot of different porn. This is only the second time I have been absolutely annoyed at the product given. Even porn from different countries isn't this bad.

I watched it again, just in case I was simply having an off night. I was already aroused and just needing a little push, but this DVD killed it. This is a mood-killer. Watch out.