Virtual Sex with Janine......

I do need to say that, amazingly, this is the first porno I have ever bought/viewed in my life. Traditionally I have opted for the convenient download-able clips, which are sometimes free online, so I was anxious to see how a DVD on my HDTV would look. Unfortunately, this DVD was NOT a Blu-ray or HD by any means, so it was at times grainy.


So let's start with what is on the DVD and what makes it unique... It is listed as a POV (Point-of View) style DVD, which means the camera is supposed to be you and it should "feel" like you are the one having sex with Janine. She is a very attractive blonde with fairly obvious fake boobs, a landing strip, a clit ring and a lot of tattoos. The main screen greets you with a "Hi, I am Janine, and I can't wait for you to..." well you get the picture...From the main screen you have 4 choices:

1.Strip
2.Stories
3.Foreplay
4.Sex

In Strip mode she talks dirty to you and is wearing a purple bra and thong with some sort of yellow shirt that quickly comes off. This "scene" lasts about 3 minutes

In Stories mode, she well, tells stories for about 2-3 minutes. Honestly, it didn't do much for me, but if you are into that sort of thing it could work out for you.

In foreplay mode, she is sitting with her pussy at you and legs spread wide. She lays with her boobs while you have the option to finger her or use a vibrator on her. While fingering her she has you go from 1 to 3 fingers as time progresses. The vibrator option isn't that exciting as it is just her moaning a bit

While in foreplay mode there is also an option to ORL (Oral) and ORG (Orgasm). If you click on oral, it shows her rubbing her clit and talking to you as if you are giving her oral and how good you are...

When you select ORG, she has an orgasm from whichever method you were using. The orgasm mode automatically repeats over and over until you pick something else.

On the Foreplay screen, as well as the main screen there's a button for sex, which will take you straight there, which I found convenient. When we move to the Sex mode, you have a few choices...

1. On her back legs up (Missionary?)
2. Doggie
3. On top bend forward
4. Cowgirl
5. Anal (not that great of a view... honestly)
6. Titty

Each of these views will last for about 3-4 minutes before restarting from the beginning. You can change views at any time, or choose orgasm at any time too.

Overall, I think the idea was good, but poorly executed. When you change views the DVD stops for a second finding the right chapter, which can ruin your mood while waiting for it to change. Janine is very attractive and does talk dirty very well. The dildo used is realistic looking, but is clearly a dildo that is on a harness with another woman doing the fucking/fingering/etc. Hands get in the way supporting the dildo, which also contribute to the lost POV effect. Honestly, I have seen better online POV videos with a real dick using a home camera.

The menu was fairly easy to understand, but the graphics were grainy and looked like they came from Windows 95. The video tended to freeze or stop on me, causing me to troubleshoot instead of get off, which was very annoying. I won't lie that it did arouse me enough to get off with some of the options, but after seeing the DVD once, it didn't do anything for me afterwards. The DVD won some awards and has high accolades, but I can definitely tell that it was made in 2002.

Save yourself the $30 and buy something newer or an online membership to the site of your choosing, you will probably get more out of it. Or do what I do and just buy another toy and use your own imagination. The mind is a very powerful thing to use you know....

I watched this DVD one more time a few weeks after writing my review and nothing new stood out. It was still very cheesy and dated, but offered an interesting "you control the action" type of roleplay. I would skip this DVD and opt for something newer.