Juicy by Wicked Pictures - review by married with children

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over all, this was just a waste of 16 hours. If you are looking to bring back your earliest memories of your first porn VCR tape, then this is for you. I just wish this had more scenes from the late 2000's, and less from the early 90's.
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way too long, scenes from the early 90's
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extremely useful review
This is one hell of a long boring movie. Just a warning. I could not get threw the whole 16 hours. I gave up after about 13 and could not do any more. There were only a few good scenes, I could count the number on both hands and still have fingers left over. I was hoping for a few hours of good sex scenes, and from the pictures on the cover it looked like I would get them. But most of the scenes where from the 90's, with very few from 2005 on latter. It is like buying a new cd from your favorite band, and it being a "best of" cd with one new song that they just threw together to finish their contract. It had that same feeling. It was a let down.

Lets get to the cast. The list is long. And I did not get every name from every scene. But here it goes.

Alexa Rae, Envy Mi, Montana Gunn, Alektra Blue, Eva, Natasia, Alexandra Lynn, Eva Anaelina, Natasha, Alexandra Silk, Eve Laurence, Nikki Arizona, Alexis Amore, Harley Davis, Nikky Dark, Alicia Rio Holly Halston, Paloma, Alyssa Love, Inari Vachs, Penelopis, Amber Michaels, Jenna Jameson, Sarah, Anna Malle, Jessica Drake, Selena Steele, Aria, Jewel De'Nyle, Serenity, Aspen Stevens, Jill Kelly, Shanna McCullough, Shy Love, Johuni Black, Barbara Doll, Brandy, Katie Gold, Silivia Lancome, Stephanie Swift, Kaylynn, Britt Morgan, Brittany O'Connell, Kelly Trump, Stormy, Stormy Daniels, Kinzie Kenner, Calli Cox, Cassidy, Kristy Waay, Summer Storm, Celeste, Kylie Irland, Sydnee Steele, T.J. Hart, Lacey Rose, Celine Deavoux, Charlie, Lana Woods, Temptress, Tina Tyler, Leena, Charmane, Cherokee, Leigh, Tye, Vanessa Chase, Lezley Zen, Chloe, Christi Lake, Lola, Veronica, Victoria Sweet, Lori Alexia, Crystal Wilder, Dani Woodward, Malitia, Missy, and Devon Michaels. There are many more actors, but I could not get all the names.

As you can see from this partial list, there are a huge number of scenes in this movie. Each one was about 10 minutes, give or take. That's about 100 scenes. So the odds of finding a few that float your boat are pretty good, or one would think.

The first disk had nothing but porn from the early 90's. You know that kind, big hair, dark camera work, cheesy costumes and settings. The good news is that a condom was used in each sex scene. The second disk was about the same as the first. With the addition of a few newer scenes where no condoms were used and the lighting was slightly better. The first two disk reminded me of watching pron on my VCR, very grainy and blurry.

Things get better with the third disk, but not by much. The third disk has less 90's porn, and more early 2000's porn. But not the good scenes, more like the studios that shot their scenes in a garage on a small budget. There were only a few scenes where the actors used condoms on this disk. About half of the scenes where dark and grainy.

Disk four I did not get to. Too many wasted hours going through the first 3 disks. Though I would not expect anything different on the fourth disk that was not on the first three.
This porn will not see the light of day again with me. It was way too boring, and did not offer any good scenes that would be worth searching through the disk to view again. I have no problem keeping movies around, if they have at least a few good scenes that are easy to find when you want to view them again. This porn had none. It is really a shame. 16 hours, and really nothing to write home about. It is so bad, that I dont really feel bad about not sitting through the whole movie before writing this review. And I have reviewed some bad movies in the past, but I always sat through them before writing the review. Not with this one. 12 or 13 hours was more then enough to get a good feel for this porn.

I understand that this was produced in 2006, but I still expect more scenes from 2005 and 2006. Not 75% of the scenes from 1992-1998.
Follow-up commentary
I have had no desire to watch this movie again. None. It was almost painful to watch it the first time for the review. It was such a disappointment the first time around. Stay away from this one, unless you need an expensive coaster for your coffee mug.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • spunkmonkey
    Thanks for sharing.
  • SecretKinksters
    Great review! Thanks for the warning...16 hours and porn from the early 90's...no thank you I'll pass. Thanks for sharing!!!
  • Tiffany Rose
    Thanks for the update
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