Superman XXX A Porn Parody - review by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin

Front Cover:
The front cover showcases Superman (Ryan Driller) front and center with his bombshell girlfriend Lois Lane (Andy San Dimas) to his right, to his left stands his arch nemesis Lex Luthor (Eric Masterson). The front cover uses a lot of warm colors, and really is eye catching.

Back cover:
The back is mostly a well designed sex montage. The back includes a description of the film and its special features, and a pretty neat picture of Lois lane sucking Superman's dick.

Menus:
The menus are attractive and very easy to navigate, which is always a plus, and one can not ask for much more than that.


Film overview - with potential plot spoilers
The film starts out Jor El (Dale DaBone) explaining to a group, the crimes of General Zod (Ben English), Ursa (Zoe Vos) and their henchman (Dick Chibbles). After deliberation the counsel declares the group guilty of treason and imprisons them in another dimension.


Back on earth, or rather in the skies around earth, an airplane is traveling through a storm. On this plane the lovely stewardess Lexi Belle checks up on the nervous passengers before making her way to the cockpit. In the cock pit await the two captains Evan Stone and Alec Knight. After very little convincing, Lexi takes off her clothes and before you can say “Bad idea” there is a threeway going on. The three have oral and vaginal sex before both men ejaculate over Lexi. After they finish, the airplane soon goes into a tailspin and is in danger. All of the sudden the plane rights itself, and the passengers look out the windows to see Superman saving the day.


Days later Clark Kent is shown going to his new place of employment, a newspaper publisher. His meeting with Jimmy Oliver (James Deen), Lois Lane and the publisher is cut short when a Lex Luthor comes across the television screen to announce that unless the city of Metropolis pays him 15 million dollars the city will be wiped from the face of the earth, via a huge fucking bomb. Clark runs from the office and after a few humorous events, he changes into his Superman attire and saves the day.

Meanwhile it looks like Jimmy scammed his way into a blow job from the lovely secretary by telling her the only way to save Metropolis was to have sex. The two do indeed have sex, including oral, vaginal and anal sex before ending the scene with a messy cumover.


Apparently when Superman took the huge fucking bomb into orbit, it collided with the prison box that kept General Zod and his lackeys, thus setting them free and exposing earth to certain peril.

The next scene starts out with Lex Luthor and his girlfriend Miss Teschmacher talking, soon the two begin to disrobe, and before you know it the two are having sex. This scene features oral and vaginal sex.


Back on earth General Zod and his crew mistakenly come to the conclusion that the newspaper headquarters where Clark Kent works is the center of the government. The three set off and arrive to find Lois and the publisher talking. General Zod comes to the conclusion that the head writer Lois is the ruler of earth, Ursa forces Lois into giving Zod and his henchman oral sex (The scene does feature a little bit of force play, so viewer beware). Lois soon begins to enjoy herself and this oral only scene ends with the men ejaculating onto Lois. Superman shows up and hands the bad guys their own asses, and the scene ends.


Later that night, Lois is enjoying a drink on her when Superman arrives, and after taking Lois out for a night of flying the two come back to her place and do the horizontal monster mash (Futurama reference). The two have oral and vaginal sex before Superman cums over Lois's face.


The credits roll.

Camera work:
The picture quality was superb and on par with all of the films shot in HD. The camera angles were very good, especially the James Deen/Kristina Rose scene. Some of the special effects were a little cheesy (Flying).

Sound work:
The sound quality was great; all the dialogue was easy to hear, as was the sex sounds. The sound remained constant and did not dip or become louder at any point in the film. The music chosen for this film was done expertly and added to the movie and the overall feel of the film quite.

Bonus Features:
Positions Menu
Behind the Scenes
Photo Gallery
Previews
Includes a Non-Sex version of the movie

Personal Comments:
I have got to say that overall I have a positive opinion on this film. The sex was for the most part fairly good, and the cast was very strong. Lexi Belle, need I say more? Alexis Texas, Ben English, James Deen, and Kristina Rose! All great in their own right.

If I had to choose a favorite scene, I personally would choose the scene with James Deen and Kristina Rose. Kristina is scorching hot, and very enthusiastic, which really made this scene standout. James Deen is… well, James Deen; I always have liked James Deen. He always does a bang up job at acting and sex. What I really think separated this scene from the rest was the anal sex portion. The camera angles were perfect; I would not change a single thing about the camera angles. Kristina actually looked and sounded as if she was having a good time, maybe I am naive or maybe she is a good actress, or maybe she was having a good time. These two seemed to have the best chemistry of all the pairings, as well as the most fun. In my honest opinion, this could be my single favorite anal scene I have in my collection.

Another scene I enjoyed featured Evan Stone and Lexi Belle. Wow! Is all I could really can say about Lexi. I found her to be stunning, and quite good at acting. Lexi was another chick with awesome enthusiasm, and again it showed in the scene. Again the camera angles and positioning in this scene was very good. If I could critique this scene in any way, I would suggest Double penetration. If DP was to be involved, this scene could surpass the James Deen/Kristina Rose scene.

I can not say that I liked the scene where Lois appears to be forced to have oral sex with General Zod and his lackeys. It is not my thing, and others may be sensitive to this kind of scene. It is just not my thing; I am not comfortable the use of force when there seems to be an issue of consent between the characters. In the end it will come down to the individual.

The final scene was not bad, but it, to me, was not the highlight of the film. This scene should have been the showstopper, but instead was showed up quite a few times by earlier performances, which could lead some viewers to some sort of disappointment, I however was satisfied.

I am going to give this film a four star rating.