Miss Lucifer's Malice would do Carroll proud (and love every minute of it)!

This movie is definitely worth taking the time to watch. As far as quality and story go Malice in Lalaland sits right up there with Pirates and other classics of the Porn industry. My only real criticism of this movie is that it will likely appeal to a smaller target audience rather than a more general group.
Entertaining Story
Hot Sex Scenes
Great Cast
Probably not everyone's cup of tea.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Miss Lucifer's Malice in Lalaland is a very well made pornographic adaptation of Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland that draws links between the film and various characters from Carroll's book. I have to admit when I first put on this film I was expecting it to be another cheesy porn parody- Boy was I wrong. Miss Lucifer uses a combination of heavy music and animated cut scenes reminiscent of A Scanner Darkly to turn Malice's adventures in Lalaland into what is easily the most artistic and elaborate porn I've ever watched.

The film opens up with an animated woman eating a magic mushroom, before starting to flash back and forth between the animated and real life Malice (Sasha Grey) as she undergoes Electroshock Therapy in what looks like a run down mental hospital. Once she is wheeled back to her room by Dirty Fred who plays her orderly, Lalaland pushes into high gear as Malice follows a sinister looking rabbit through the broken down hospital and away from her captors.

The first and arguably best sex scene comes shortly after Malice's orderly, a man named Jabbowski informs his boss, Dr. Queenie, (Andy San Dimas) that Malice has escaped. After scolding Jabbowski, (the films Jabberwocky) San Dimas changes into full military uniform and makes her way through the hospital down into the morgue where she and the sexy Chase Evans suck, and fuck two well endowed men in mickey mouse ears using morgue slabs to help get them into just about every position imaginable. The scene wraps up with the women passing two monstrous loads back and forth in their mouths.

At this point the movie brings our attention back to Malice who, after wandering around naked in the desert manages to break into a gas bar to evade Jabbowski. The second sex scene begins when a well defined Alan Stafford chases Jabbowski off, earning the extremely enjoyable gratitude of his blonde girlfriend (Kagney Linn) who takes the opportunity to pull Stafford into the back of a Station Wagon for the best one-on-one sex scene in the movie. The Scene ends with Kagney Linn having her face soaked in cum and Malice (who was watching the whole scene) moving away from the window only to meet Chester.

Chester, an Asian photographer with a thing for furries drives Malice back to his motel room for a sexy photo shoot that ends in an extremely bizarre sex scene. During the scene Malice plays the naive girl who doesn't want to be taken advantage of and Chester the complimenting photographer who lays her worries to rest. After snapping a few sexy photos, Chester proceeds to fuck Alice's brains out while wearing an oversized cat's head before taking her to everyone's favorite Hookah smoking Caterpillar- or in this case Kater Pills (Ron Jeremy) who despite being legendarily endowed doesn't get laid.

Chester then takes Malice to see the Matt Hatter (Cameron Sire) who is running a very sexual hotel party where every room embodies a different fantasy/fetish. Malice is left to wander the hotel before being invited into a room by a pair of super sexy women (Alyssa Reece and Kristina Rose) for an all girls threesome. The women lick and stroke each other into bliss before pulling out a pair of strap-ons and taking turns ensuring that every one can go home extremely satisfied. Once Malice and girls wrap up we go back to Chester who, still wearing the big cat mask is wrapped up in his own three way between himself, Juelz Ventura and Sadie West. Both girls in this scene are wearing rabbit masks and play the parts very well as they take turns getting fucked by Chester and pleasuring one another. The scene ends shockingly with Chester getting shot in the head by Jabbowski who in pursuit of Malice has been consistently 2 steps behind.

As we move in to the final scenes of the movie we see Malice escape the gun toting (and now homicidal) Jabbowski by hitching a ride with a couple of guys (Judd Condo and Bob Slaydon) who happen to play the part of amateur porn stars/directors on their way to filming their big hit. Unfortunately they can't get a hold of their camera man and so they ask Malice to step in and film the two of them as they work to fuck their actress, Phoenix Marie in every way imaginable. Malice agrees and the four head out to an old diner where they proceed to strip and give Phoenix the fucking of her life time.

There are a few more key things that happen after this, namely the arrival of Jabbowski and Dr. Queenie at the Diner and a final stand for Malice's freedom. But I think I'll leave that for you to watch.
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    • Group situations
    • Masturbation
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    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
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  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    Sounds oddly fascinating just like Lewis Carroll's work!
  • Contributor: Sex'?'Violence
    It really was. I honestly couldn't believe how well this movie was made. Oh, and a fun note- the sinister rabbit that she follows is a half naked dwarf dressed up as Frank from Donnie Darko.
  • Contributor: Maiden
    My man has this one to review, but he's incredibly late because he had to switch to night shift unexpectedly. We have watched it though, and absolutely LOVE it! It's well made, dark, kinky, and interesting, almost psychedelic! Sasha Gray is amazing in it as well!
  • Contributor: BadassFatass
    Alright, I think I need to see this, lol. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: tim1724
    The movie sounds like a lot of fun. I think I'm going to have to buy this one.
  • Contributor: married with children
    sounds like an interesting movie. thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Collodion
    This sounds hella interesting, but I am a bit curious - that beginning (the electroshock therapy) sounds like it could be a bit triggering; is it something that we need a warning about, or should it be okay?
  • Contributor: Sex'?'Violence
    By triggering I imagine you are talking about the potential to induce seizures- forgive me if I'm wrong. I unfortunately don't have a lot of experience with that sort of thing, and I imagine everyone's sensitivities are different so it would be hard for me to make that call. Your best bet, if you are interested in watching this, might be to watch it with someone you are comfortable with and who knows your specific tolerances so that they can make the call.
  • Contributor: wetone123
    I'm not a big porn watcher, but this sounds very intrguing! Thanks for reviewing!
  • Contributor: Ivy Wilde
    I love all sorts of variations of Alice in Wonderland, but honestly, I'm not sure if I would like this. Thanks for the review, though.
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