The Perfect Secretary by Adam & Eve - review by Kayla

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Not the Perfect Movie

This is a good movie if you are looking for some kinky sex. However, if you really want real BDSM features, you should probably look for a different movie.
Safe sex, bondage, safely done bondage, lots of focus on sex, good music placement.
Horrid dialogue, parts didn't make sense, bad acting, no realistic BDSM - just kinky sex.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Caution: Review has adult images but no nudity. More of a "concepts implied" type of thing.

I heard this was movie was just supposed to be a sexualized version of "Secretary" (The uberly hot BDSM movie. You should check it out if you haven't seen it.) Maybe the people who proclaimed this had never watched "Secretary", but this comes nowhere close. I tried to stay serious during it, but to me, it was more of a turn-off and "what in the....?" movie more than a turn-on. However, to someone who isn't looking for a BDSM experience, this may work out well for them.
Follow-up commentary
We actually have only watched this once since first watched it to review it, and that one time was only to show our friends "one of the most hilarious pornos ever!" It doesn't have much of a replay value, but if you enjoyed the sex scenes, it would see it being something you could come back to. Neither Jor nor I enjoyed them, so we haven't watched it much since.

However, we did just recently receive the sequel to this DVD, so we'll be watching that soon.
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My The Perfect Secretary tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • College students
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Long / extended session
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Young couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Home
    • On the road/travel friendly
  • LicentiouslyYours
    Excellent review! An oddly intimate relationship with a cactus...that was great. lol
  • ......
    Great review!
  • sophie2229
    cactus??? oh dear... Great review!
  • seaofneptune
    I'm pretty picky about adult movies in general, but just reading the review made it sound like a bit of a turn off already for me. I haven't seen Secretary yet and I felt that it didn't compare from what I heard about the orginal movie.
  • Kayla
    It didn't compare at all. It was more of a "wtf" the entire movie. It was good for giggles though. We're going to invite friends over to all giggle at it.
  • Kynky Kytty
    Cactus, huh? Right... Big smile
    Thanks for the review!
  • Sammi
    Wow! Yeah, it's that cactus part that's going to stick in my head Smile
    Great review!
  • LikeSunshineDust
    Great review! What a disappointment..
  • ? Amanda ?
    Great review. Do you know of a good BDSM film?
  • Sir

    "Pee. Standing up."
    "Yes, Sir! *Goes to pee..*"
    "No, no, no, NO, you idiot! Go get me a cappuccino!"
    "But you said.."
    "NO! Now go do it!"

    Maybe cappuccino is codeword for pussy? I sometimes wish that they would just stick to, "Suck my cock, slut," and, "What a lovely pussy," as opposed to something that sounds like it should be in Star Wars: "You have put up the cock block wall...I will break this wall down with my special laser penis and you will then understand how to make a cappuccino for me whenever I wake up in the morning."

    What a shame, it looks like it might be a fairly cute film. But at the same time, the cover says to me, "This is kink, not exactly more hardcore." I do love the behind the scenes parts of pornographic films, they're my favorite. I do not like porn, so seeing the backstage stuff is really cool to me.
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