Southern Cumfort by Pulse Pictures - review by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin

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Only slightly comfortable!

This feature has some of the hottest alternative girls in the adult film industry, and they all are at the top of their game in this film. The film has an artistic feel to it and uses several filters throughout, making it great. However, there was some unsafe sexual practices that were observed in this film which degrades the overall quality just slightly.
Beautiful alt girls, hot action, and very artistic
Some unsafe sexual practices
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Front Cover:
On the front picture is an awesome picture of Regan Reese. There is a mix of dark and light colors with lot of unique designs in the background. The words “Suthern Cumfort” is written on the front to look like a neon sign and really add to the grittiness of the cover. I really liked the front cover.

Back cover:
The back has the same color and design scheme as the front with the addition of two hot pictures of Mika Tan and Riley Mason, as well as nine screen captures from the movie.

The menus are very easy to navigate and feature the same picture as the front cover. In transitioning in between menus there are various clips from the movie.

Please remember I did not make up the names of the scenes, they are the official scene names!

Scene 1 - The Shitter
This scene features Felon and James Dean. The scene starts out with Felon enjoying a cigarette in a dark and dank restroom, once she finishes her smoke James Dean enters and they immediately start to kiss. Felon then performs oral sex on James Dean and afterward they move to vaginal sex. After multiple and unique positions of vaginal sex (all performed in this small restroom) the scene ends with James Dean cuming over Felon’s chest.

Scene 2 - Sewing 101
This next scene takes place in the back area of a mechanic shop of some kind. After the screen shows the tools and background the camera pans over to Marli Jane who is in the middle of a blow bang (giving oral sex to multiple men, in this case three). She performs oral on one at a time while the others masturbate or receive a hand job from Marli. The scene is not long and ends quickly with all men involved cuming on Maril’s chest.

Scene 3 - Shake Your Ass, Bitch!
The next scene takes place inside a car that is parked in a dark alley in an unknown city. As the camera shows the interior, we see Felon again, this time she is kissing on a male performer. Shortly after the kissing starts it ends when Felon performs oral sex on the male performer. The scene is very short and ends before any penetration or ejaculation.

Scene 4 - Trailer Trash
The next scene shows Marli Jane and Regan Reese dancing outdoors at a trailer park. This is just a dancing scene with music in the background.

Scene 5 - White Light, White heat
Now inside of a building Marli Jane and Regan Reese wake up a sleeping man and perform oral sex on him. They move on to vaginal sex with Marli and then move on to vaginal sex with Regan, before going back again to Marli. At one point Marli is receiving (vaginal) in the doggie style position with Regan on top of her in the same position, in this position the male performers goes from one to the other. The scene ends with the male performer ejaculating on the girls faces.

Scene 6 - Purty Mouth
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This scene starts out with the lovely Riley Mason and a male performer kissing each other at the bottom of stairs. Shortly after, Riley ascends a few steps and sits down, the male performer then performs oral sex on Riley and afterward she returns the favor. After having vaginal intercourse in multiple positions the scene ends with the male performer ejaculating into Riley’s mouth.

Scene 7 – Yippeekaya & Mutherfucker
This scene starts out with Mika in cut off shorts dancing. The camera cuts away to Mika and Lystra. The two perform oral sex and finger one another while a man with his face concealed with a bandana masturbates in the background. The man will soon enter the picture and the two girls perform oral sex on the male performer, before both take turns having vaginal intercourse with the male. The scene ends with Mika receiving a facial.

Scene 8 – Deconstructing Gia
This scene features Gia Jordan, James Dean, and another male performer. The scene starts out with the two guys kissing and touching Gia. Afterward James Dean has vaginal sex with Gia while she performs a blow job on the other male. The two males will switch places before they move on to other positions. This scene also features anal sex and double penetration. Eventually one male performer ejaculates into Gia’s mouth, James then enters the scene end enters her vagina (yep, they went from anal to vaginal, a big no no!). James Dean then pulls out and ejaculates on Gia’s stomach.

Camera work:
The camera quality and angles are great, and the choice of filters used in the beginning of certain scenes was nice and added an artistic feel to the film, when the sex started however, the filters were dropped (which is a good thing). The image was clear for the most part, there was a film grain effect applied to some of the openings before the sex, but this added to the artistic feel.

Sound work:
The music selection was great in this film; mostly rock music was played in the background. The sex sounds were very clear to hear and so was what little dialogue there was in the film.

Bonus Features:
Photo Gallery
Behind the scenes

Personal Comments:
I really liked this movie, all the female talent performed well. I think my favorite scene was Mika Tan and Lystra’s. These two had great chemistry, and made for an extremely hot scene. I did have some health concerns a few times throughout this movie. In scene five the male performer went from partner to partner and back again multiple times, and there was no condom use (even if there was, it still would not have been safe). Also the last scene James Dean went from anal sex with Gia to Vaginal sex with Gia, which is not safe at all. Now James did leave the view of the camera for a short time, and due to editing he could have cleansed himself before returning, but it still shows anal to vaginal which is in my opinion wrong.

Besides my health concerns I feel this is a great movie with some hot action. I really love the alternative look of the girls and as for the guys, James Dean is top notch. I am giving this a four star rating.
Follow-up commentary
This is not a bad film, i would describe this as more of an artsy film with an adult edge. There is a lot of variety here, and tons of gorgeous girls. This is not something I would watch weekly, or even bi weekly, but perhaps monthly. This is certainly unique, and it is one I would recommend to those into the alt girls.

I would also point out that this is not the best alt girl film out there, but it still is very good. I would recommend Razordolls first, but this is definitely one I would recommend.
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  • Maiden
    Man! I have been requesting this one for awhile now, in a list of five and they kept giving me another one. I guess the price isn't bad, so I'll just have to fork over the money for it!
    Great review!
  • ToyGeek
    I really wish porn would follow the safety rules. Thanks for the review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Wow, the pictures really helped for me. Those girls are not my type. I like alternative, but they are too trashy looking to win me over. I'd likely be making fun of them instead of getting turned on. Glad you liked it Viktor! I like the idea though.
  • Selective Sensualist
    Great review! Thanks.
  • TheSexista
    Great review. This seems like a flick my hubby would love!
  • darthkitt3n
    Great review! The titles of the scenes are amusing, though I find their lack of safety pretty nasty.
  • LikeSunshineDust
    Thanks for the great review. I'm usually not into porn very much, but I think I would like this one.
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