Hot, Wet & Brunette by Wicked Pictures - review by missmandy27

Who doesn't like free porn? A crazy person, that's who. I requested this DVD set for a free assignment because, honestly, I couldn't find anything else on the product list that jumped out at me.

Four discs come in a nice glossy DVD case with a paper jacket that opens up like a book. Inside this jacket are pictures of various women that are featured in the 16 hours of video. Upon popping Disc 1 into the player, my expectations were at mid-level. Reading the cover piqued my curiosity a bit, because I didn't recognize a lot of actors/actresses and I would gain more favorites. Every film has its ups and downs and this set is full of downs. I live for variety in some aspects of my life, however all I found in the scenes were boring variety that made me sleepy instead of horny.

The first scene opens with a man and woman kissing in what looks like a fancy bar of a restaurant lobby. I found it very interesting that their clothes were color coordinated. Maybe I'm just being a girl in pointing out their fashion, but I thought it was cute. Their performance was quite good and enticed me to watch more.

For the next few scenes I just skipped through the chapters. These are what I call "popcorn breaks"; take some time to throw some in the microwave, you won't miss much. One was of a guy with 2 "cave women" and for most of it they were just sucking his dick. Another was of 2 guys and a chick dressed in military garb. I skipped right through this, because I have been in a lot of military relationships and that scenario doesn't do anything for me but remind me of some jerks. Another looked like it was made in the 80's because of the hair styles and the colorful workout attire a gal was wearing. Here, a gal was watching and hearing a couple have sex and she was rubbing her naked self with an ice cube. Again, this did nothing for me. One gal in a scene was so vocal that it seemed fake, almost like she was "bad acting" and not really portraying anything masturbation worthy.

The next 3 disc contained pretty much the same things: porn scenes that look like that were made in the late 80s to early 90s, horrible camera shots and angles, people that over acted the part, and fantasies that were just uninspiring. For example, a running theme seemed to be guys with long hair pulled back in a pony tail, which is completely wasted on me because I'm not at all interested in guys that try to imitate Fabio. Also, there were a lot of repeat of actors in scenes. With 16 hours of footage you'd think they'd have a bigger cast. Sadly, even the lesbian scenes didn't entice my boyfriend and I.

If any of this sounds the least bit interesting to you, by all means get it. But if you're looking for actually good porn I would highly suggest you find something else and leave this one on the retail shelf.

On the outside this 4 disc set leads you to believe you're getting more bang for your buck. However, the reality of only yawn worthy scenes comes to light shortly after viewing the first hour of 16. It's also falsely advertised that all the women are brunettes; a lot of them are wearing wigs or don't bother to hide the fact that they're actually blond. The film quality of most scenes look like they were made between the late 80s and mid 90s. Unless you're a fan of specific decade porn this holds no attractiveness. I would not recommend buying this set, and I suggest to never accept porn just by its cover.