The Bi Apple by Adam & Eve - review by Top to Bottom

I have to state right away that this has got to be one of the best adult films I've ever seen. It has everything I could possibly ask for: a substantial storyline, a gorgeous cast, a touch of humor, and a very healthy attitude toward sexuality.

The story follows Simone Valentino, a sex researcher who arrives in New York City to do some studies on a group of self-identified sluts who spend a hefty portion of their time at a large apartment space, affectionately referred to as "The Fuckhouse". Although her instructions say to stay strictly professional and keep her panties on, she has an increasingly difficult time turning down the tasty offers from her research subjects. And who can blame her?

Through her Wonderland-like expedition through the many rooms of The Fuckhouse, Simone meets a collection of characters of all different sexual orientations and practices, who open her up to a plethora of new experiences. She witnesses male/female pairs, guy-on-guy action, girl-on-girl, strap-on dildos, steamy threesomes, and a whole lot of fun sex toys (very nice toys, I might add). She has a front-row seat to some of the hottest sex ever recorded on camera. Eventually, Simone gets so hot that she surrenders to the power of The Fuckhouse, throws professionalism out the window, and partakes in some trysts of her own.

I was delighted to find that this film has absolutely nothing sleazy about it. The entire thing is written, shot, and performed with a highly sex-positive perspective, so it's hard to feel dirty while watching it. It's all fun, healthy, and consensual sex between friends and lovers. I can find no other words to describe this film than 'classy porn'. But don't let that kill your mood. In "The Bi Apple" you will find quite a variety of some of the sexiest scenes you've ever seen.

Being a gay man, I naturally prefer to watch men having sex with men. But every now and then, I like to throw a woman into the mix. And I won't lie, the women in here are absolutely gorgeous. Everyone's gorgeous, actually. What I loved most about this film was the cast. Everyone is very attractive, but not in the way that most adult film performers are. Everyone looks very natural, very fit, very themselves. And no one seems to be faking anything. It's clear they are all genuinely enjoying each other, which is really nice to see in pornography. And if it counts for anything, the acting really isn't bad at all!