Rossi's revenge by Vivid - review by missmandy27

The only good thing about requesting this video for assignment is that it was free. I had moderate expectations from the cover and the disappointment rose from there.

It opens with a poorly directed "fashion" runway and within seconds my boyfriend points out Rossi's uneven tits. I feel like she should sue her doctor for showing off a terribly done boob job. The first scenario centers on an awkwardly positioned girl-on-girl action on what appeared to be white fiber glass stairs that screamed "accident waiting to happen". The combination of poor lighting, bad camera work and production value made it seem like we were watching an instagram. It seriously felt like being tortured with shots from a Ke$ha "music" video. In addition, the horribly done close-ups clearly showed Rossi had a really bad stubble rash on her crotch and thighs. For someone who is supposed to be a veteran in the porn business, she is not very good at making sure her snatch is shown in the best light. Rossi had the constant over exageraded facial expressions giving her the essence of an amiture actress who will forever wait for a big brake that will only be given to her out of pity.

The second scene was not any better. The dark images and the frequent camera zooming in and out reminded us of a Prodigy video. The girl did not look like she was happy to be there nor interested in making a real effort. Similar to watching a sad striper only dancing because she has to feed her abusive boyfriend and painkiller adiction. She couldn't even handle taking all of the guy's dick in. If you are going to do what is supposed to be a raunchy porn, your vag better take that dick like it's the fucking Mary Poppins bag of porn.

By the third scene, we could tell there was a theme of shitty Sega Genesis type music; the same 6 thumping beats played on repeat. If this music isn't fit for even the crappiest of raves it certainly isn't fit to be in porn. The only redeeming quality of this scene, and to the entire video, was Kayla Paige's ability to enjoy the situation or at least being really good at faking it. She was the only chick to look like she wasn't strung out on drugs. However, this scene couldn't be saved due to the terrible transitions between the terrible camera angles and poor close-ups that could've been done better by college film students. Also, the bad lighting made her fake boobs look unappealing. She did try to cover that up early on but was unsuccessful for the rest of it.

The fourth scene only warrants the mention of tacky cheap men's jewelry and the lack of dick sucking talent Rossi has. She coudn't deep throat the guy with the bigger dick. I suggest she should sit down and study Gianna Michael's work. Rossi has a lot to learn.

Last and certainly not the best, was the final scene. The grainy camera quality and weird angles gave it the feel of a Cops porn parody. This hooker scenario not only digusted us but made us question the mental stability of the actress, writers, and production team. The OMG! factor came when the chick flicked her cigarette ash on the guy's dick and licked it off not only once, but twice. My boyfriend says this hilarious, unhygenic chick is the type of girl you would demand a blumpkin from and not feel guilty. If she's going to suck cigarette ash off your dick there is no need to treat her right.

The bonus solo scenes were not even worth criticizing the specifics. Likewise, the photo gallery was filled with airbrushing and looked like they were done with photo shop. To end this catastrophe of a film, we were not surprised to find in the credits this piece of crap was filmed in one day. We really expected more from Club Jenna.

Rossi's "revenge" was not only terrible to watch, but also the worst video I saw in 2012. If you currently have this video, I suggest donating it to a local artist who thrives on creations made out of garbage. If you are on the other end and are thinking about getting it, don't. Just walk away.