Hands-on body twist her - love game by Ruff doggie styles - review by LimeGreen

When I saw the square box sitting on the counter, I knew I was in for a treat. I spent a moment trying to decide what could be in the mystery box, but it soon dawned on me where it was from. My brother was unable to tell what was in the box or where it was from, so if you had any hesitation on buying a product from EdenFantasys due to privacy, have no fear!

Upon opening the box, I found myself staring at a very fun looking adult game, “Hands-On Body Twist Her.” I instinctively flipped the box over to read through the directions. The directions state that the participants are to place colored hand stickers on places you would like to be touched, clothed or not. You then take turns rolling both the body part and colored hand dice to find out where to touch and with what. The choices of body parts you could roll are: lips, elbow, nose, toe, hand, and a question mark. One would assume that the question mark would be whatever appendage you choose, but there are no directions suggest it.

As I opened the box, I was suddenly very skeptical at the fun or pleasure this game could generate. I was very disappointed to see that there were no creative directions or alternate game strategies in the box. There were only two very cheaply made plastic dice and a package of circular hand stickers. Now, I understand that these types of games are indented to be simple, but this one seemed to be laughably so.

One problem with the game that I noticed was the type of sticker used. The game comes with a stack of round stickers with colored hands on them. I was hoping the stickers were the reusable window cling type, but alas, they are not. Once you use up the stack of stickers, you no longer have a complete game. When played with a large group of people the stickers are bound to run out fast. I experimented with the stickers on clothing and naked skin. They are not very reusable, and it is quite tedious to try and put them back on the sticker sheets. Peeling them off the skin is no walk in the park either! As you would imagine the stickers are great at adhering your hairs and ripping them out upon removal.

The game simply fails to generate anything more than an awkward situation. Does anyone really want someone else’s toe in their ear? The game failed to get me or my partner excited at all. It’s not easy to roll dice when your hands are planted firmly on each of your partners butt cheeks! It didn’t take long to ditch the game and carry on foreplay as usual.

I found it strange that the name of the game suggests it can only be played with a heterosexual couple, when it could very well be played with a homosexual couple, (or mixed group for that matter).

I can’t give this game more than one star; perhaps it would be more fun as a drinking game. The game fails to replicate the fun and excitement that only true naked twister can provide.